Ask a Nerd. Or Ask a Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky.

[Duality 10,740]

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THE TWO OF US DON'T REPRESENT THE ENTIRETY OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH, YOU KNOW

THERE ARE PLENTY OF WEALTHY CASH-COWS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO EXPLOIT

NOT IN AMERICA

ALL THE WEALTHY CASH-COWS KNOW HOW TAX EVASION WORKS

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Try contracts, they're fairly foolproof

With all that obnoxiously subversive eldritch small print?

Not worth the effort of getting out the electron scanning microscope.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I'm still more fancy

And I'm the most versatile and chemically unique substance in the world.

But, y'know, whatever floats your boat.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

TIS IMPOSSIBLE

LIAR

oh but am i. . .?

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Hahah, yeah, totally...  Oh, hey, wow, I just remembered that I have some uh...  stuff to attend to. Right now. Super urgent. I gotta go. Well, heh, see you around, I guess? Bye! Have a good one!

*sets up X-ray-modded sniper rifle tripod*

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WAIT

HANG ON

DON'T DO IT

YOU WOULD BECOME TOO STRONG

WE'D ALL BE DOOMED

YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WAIT SLOW DOWN I GOTTA TEND TO THAT COLOSSAL FAILURE OF A SKETCH FIRST

You only need to draw a third as fast as I say witty things.

It shouldn't be that hard.

 

 

 

i'm just kidding you're aiming for impossible goals here stop overextending yourself

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Hilarious. 

I know, right?

I must be a genius or something.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh.

WELL THEN WHEN ON EARTH ARE YOU PLANNING TO CATCH UP

YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON PASTEL POOOOOOOOONES

WHEN HASBRO HURRIES UP AND SELLS MOAR SEASON BOXSETS AAAAAARRRRRRRRGH

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Never watched the whole thing, is it really that good?

GO GO GO WATCH IT, and, when someone utters the words 'it's not just a keyring', start hardcore-hyping because it is so worth it.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE SHINING, NOT YOURSELF

I'm a hoers nao?

You flatter me so, main Anzug.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

CEASE THINE PATRONIZING BEHAVIOR AT ONCE

I SHALL BE AS VAGUE AS I DESIRE

There's a good chap. *pats head*

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

sigh

Duality, you know very well that these types of questions imply hypothetical scenarios.

LET'S SAY YOU WERE STUCK IN A CAVE WITH IT AND HAD TO DEFUSE IT

NOW ANSWER ME

As long as it takes to nom the C4 and floss my teeth with the wires.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you think about...  *gulp*...   fidget spinners?

Haven't really seen them around.

I don't get out much, as I'm fairly sure I've mentioned already.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Twilight to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

AdORABLz nERDHoERZ

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You sure do talk a lot about me with your brother, eh? Say, what does he think about yours truly? 

He said about you, and I quote, 'he sounds like a wannabe [your nationality] James Bond'.

I'm as confused as you are as to whether he meant that as a compliment or not.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

.... --- .-- / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. .. .- .-. / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - .... / - .... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..

Not very.

 

 

 

 

Also, Tux, I just noticed that you're using generic 'Quote'-boxes to quote my text.

You realise that, if you highlight the text from my comment that you wish to quote, there's a little 'quote' mousetip doodad that pops up that you can click to quote pieces of my post with my name and date of comment on it (as per my above quotes of you)?

Using generic 'Quote'-boxes doesn't make it show up in people's notifications that you quoted them, while using the 'quote' mousetip function does.

Edited October 19, 2017 by Duality

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 10/18/2017 at 0:58 AM, Duality said:

I know, man, this modern music ain't even fit for swill.

Hey, stop it. Your old man is showing.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 0:58 AM, Duality said:

Wall-E.

Smol post-apocalypse doodad-hoarding robot = instant win.

Yus!

 

On 10/18/2017 at 0:58 AM, Duality said:

This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, you do realise.

...

How can you be so interesting one moment and incredibly boring the next.

 

Questions for old man Dual:

1. Have you seen the Anthologies yet?

2. Best superhero movie?

3. Opinion on EDM?

4. Opinion on Trixie?

5. But, why?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

7 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

1. Have you seen the Anthologies yet?

I SECOND THIS WITH MY WHOLE BEING

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM

IT'S GOLD I TELL YOU

GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

20 hours ago, Duality said:

NOT IN AMERICA

ALL THE WEALTHY CASH-COWS KNOW HOW TAX EVASION WORKS

NO SILLY, THEY SIMPLY STEAL FROM EACH OTHER 

20 hours ago, Duality said:

With all that obnoxiously subversive eldritch small print?

Not worth the effort of getting out the electron scanning microscope.

You're willingly giving them your soul. I doubt what's written in the fine print is nearly as important.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

And I'm the most versatile and chemically unique substance in the world.

But, y'know, whatever floats your boat.

LOOK AT HOW FANCY I AM DUALTY

ARE YOU SEEING THE DAPPER-NESS THAT IS ENSUING?

20 hours ago, Duality said:

oh but am i. . .?

YES

YES YOU ARE

20 hours ago, Duality said:

*sets up X-ray-modded sniper rifle tripod*

*buys machine gun that uses candy corn as ammo from halloween store*

TRICK OR TREAT, HYDROXIDE

20 hours ago, Duality said:

YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

That horn of yours is so rusty it'll turn into a pile of dust any second

20 hours ago, Duality said:

i'm just kidding you're aiming for impossible goals here stop overextending yourself

But aren't we all?

Seeking perfection is both the greatest and the worst thing about humanity. For it is an endless road of challenges that help us better ourselves. For, as they say, it's not the end reward that matters most, but the journey. Yet, realizing that your goal is unachievable is more often than not enough to drive people to depression...  A blessing and a curse.

Alex used 'Philosophy'!

20 hours ago, Duality said:

I know, right?

I must be a genius or something.

. . .

The horn is now a pile of rust.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

GO GO GO WATCH IT, and, when someone utters the words 'it's not just a keyring', start hardcore-hyping because it is so worth it.

Right after you catch up with FiM  

20 hours ago, Duality said:

I'm a hoers nao?

You flatter me so, main Anzug.

Alas, your wittiness finally betrays you

21 hours ago, Duality said:

There's a good chap. *pats head*

CEASE.

21 hours ago, Duality said:

As long as it takes to nom the C4 and floss my teeth with the wires.

...Why am I even trying...

21 hours ago, Duality said:

AdORABLz nERDHoERZ

THAT WOULD BE YOU ONCE AGAIN

YOU'RE WATER, YOU CAN SHAPESHIPT INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT, REMEMBER?

21 hours ago, Duality said:

I'm as confused as you are as to whether he meant that as a compliment or not.

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...  

21 hours ago, Duality said:

Also, Tux, I just noticed that you're using generic 'Quote'-boxes to quote my text.

You realise that, if you highlight the text from my comment that you wish to quote, there's a little 'quote' mousetip doodad that pops up that you can click to quote pieces of my post with my name and date of comment on it (as per my above quotes of you)?

Using generic 'Quote'-boxes doesn't make it show up in people's notifications that you quoted them, while using the 'quote' mousetip function does.

. . .

AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?

 

 

-What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?

-How would you describe Zecora to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-WAIT DID YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER WHAT MY NATIONALITY IS? HOW DARE YOU DUALITY THAT WAS TOP SECRET

-Can you whistle?

[Duality 10,740]

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Hey, stop it. Your old man is showing.

So's your face.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

...

How can you be so interesting one moment and incredibly boring the next.

It takes talent, I know.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Have you seen the Anthologies yet?

I Googled this with several variant keywords and I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Best superhero movie?

Ant-Man.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on EDM?

One of my favourites.

Rather hard to find popular modern music genres that involve both actual tunes and decent rhythms, and that fits the bill better than any other genre I've found.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on Trixie?

Haven't seen any of the recent seasons, so still working with her being a mediocre antagonist.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

But, why?

Because I said so.

 

 

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NO SILLY, THEY SIMPLY STEAL FROM EACH OTHER 

BUT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T GET ANY MONEY FROM WEATHY CASH COWS STEALING MONEY OFF OF EACH OTHER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You're willingly giving them your soul. I doubt what's written in the fine print is nearly as important.

Yeah, it is, because some of that fine print tries to render the contract invalid while still obtaining my soul as an administrative fee.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

LOOK AT HOW FANCY I AM DUALTY

ARE YOU SEEING THE DAPPER-NESS THAT IS ENSUING?

No.

There's a computer screen in the way.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*buys machine gun that uses candy corn as ammo from halloween store*

TRICK OR TREAT, HYDROXIDE

Treat.

*loads toffee warhead into a ground-to-ground heavy artillery launcher*

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Alex used 'Philosophy'!

It's not very effective!

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Alas, your wittiness finally betrays you

No, that's my turncoat autocorrect.

As a rule of thumb, whenever you see a spelling error in one of my posts, it's either intentional or a result of my stupid computer twisting my words.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Why am I even trying...

I have no idea.

Most people have already learnt by now.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT WOULD BE YOU ONCE AGAIN

YOU'RE WATER, YOU CAN SHAPESHIPT INTO ANYTHING YOU WANT, REMEMBER?

*tuxedofies self*

Who's the fancydapper one now, hmmm?

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL NOW

YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN NOTICED IT AT ALL

IT'S HARDLY A NORMAL THING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE AND REALISE THE IMPLICATIONS OF A DETAIL AS OBTUSE AS THAT

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?

Me.

Ten or eleven years old.

Family was driving through the country.

Stopped in a small town to use a public toilet.

Waiting for my family to finish using the toilet.

Poking around at a hole between the roots of a random tree with a stick.

Uncovered two random fist-sized semiprecious stones, a piece of highly polished semiprecious shell, and a museum piece of a giant land snail shell.

???

Literal profit.

 

Took them to the police to determine whether they'd been stolen or something, the police kept them for a month to see if anyone was going to come to them to report a theft matching the objects, and no-one did, so they sit in my display cabinet to the present day.

I can supply pics if you dare doubt me, but I couldn't make up stuff this weird.

9 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Zecora to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

Sick-rhyme-spitting zebra shaman.

9 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WAIT DID YOU TELL YOUR BROTHER WHAT MY NATIONALITY IS? HOW DARE YOU DUALITY THAT WAS TOP SECRET

He has no life.

There's no-one he can tell.

9 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Can you whistle?

Quite well, if I do say so myself.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

How does this vid make you feel? ---

 

[Duality 10,740]

3 minutes ago, Stormfury said:

How does this vid make you feel? ---

Amused, confused, intrigued, and also vaguely annoyed at the fact that my Internet is so bad that I can't watch videos on my computer. 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

6 hours ago, Duality said:

So's your face.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

I Googled this with several variant keywords and I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.

May I present to you, the Anthologies...

Achieve Enlightenment.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

One of my favourites.

Rather hard to find popular modern music genres that involve both actual tunes and decent rhythms, and that fits the bill better than any other genre I've found.

Finally, something about you that makes sense.

 

Interrogatives:

1. What is your stance on the Nature vs. Nurture debate?

2. Crossbow or bow?

3. Favorite childhood toy?

4. Luna visits your dreams, what does she see?

5. You are one of the few survivors of a zombie apocalypse, what is your weapon of choice?

6. You are marooned on a desert island, what is your survival plan?

7. Would you rather be locked in a room with Hannibal Lecter or The Joker?

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

11 hours ago, Duality said:

BUT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T GET ANY MONEY FROM WEALTHY CASH COWS STEALING MONEY OFF OF EACH OTHER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

SILLY DUALITY

THE GOVERNMENT IS WEALTHY CASH COWS STEALING MONEY FROM EACH OTHER

11 hours ago, Duality said:

Yeah, it is, because some of that fine print tries to render the contract invalid while still obtaining my soul as an administrative fee.

FINE THEN

SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES

11 hours ago, Duality said:

No.

There's a computer screen in the way.

 

N̫͔̳̳͎̼͙̖̺͎̣͎͔̖̝̟̜̾̔ͤ̈́͊̂̽̎̏͗ͦ̑ͥ͟͝o̵̴̤̬͚̼͙͈̽̄̋ͧ̚͢͞͝t̡̄̉ͬ͗ͧ̍͗̅̎͌ͭ̇͐̈̓̚͏̧̦͉̝̫͢ ̢̨̨̖̣̖̜̖̻͙̖̥̞ͤ̅̑́͑ͯ͗͛̇̋̉̎ͨ͊̇̔̌̉̂͞f̥̫̱̝̱̼̪̣̩̹̳̮̠̭͎̙̂̿̅͊ͮ̓͗̍̾̓ͫ̒͂͐̃̌̎̈́́̕͘o̡͂ͫͨ͆͒͞҉͚̝͉͎̳̪̟͢r̸͂ͤ̂̉ͤ͊̏̅͆ͣ͡҉̴̮͓̻̹͈͚̦ͅ ̢̐͒̃ͨ̉͏̪͙̙̯̩̻̖̹̮̬͈̥̕͠ͅl̶̸̮̭͙̥̞̖͇̂̏̋̔ͪ͌̆̄̌̽̀̆̂͆̋ͤ͆̑ͦ͟͝oͦ͂̐̋̊͊̇͏͇̰̜͙̩̗̜́̀n̅ͣͮͤͧ́́̚͘҉̧̱͖͎̲̤͙͖̫̹͈̭̗͚͙͕̙̳̲͕̕g̀ͧ̏̏̊̈́́̈͊̉̔͘͞͏̜͍̘͙͚̞̦ͅ.̶̛̛̺̩̯͓͓̜̗͍̯̤͕̭͖̻̹͈͇̲ͬͪ͒̄ͣͭͨ̂̾́̉̅͌ͯͩ͆̇͞͠ͅ.̧̢̞̺̫̩͚̩̞̖̰͕̟͓̤͚͎͚̭ͫ͛̊̎.͐̔̍̽̇̿̆͋̂ͫ͊̎̌ͦ̾ͯ̑҉͖͍̹̪͎̰͖̪̥̱̯̱̯͕͢͟   11 hours ago, Duality said: Treat. *loads toffee warhead into a ground-to-ground heavy artillery launcher* *fires up the machine gun* EAT CANDY CORN, YOU GRUB 11 hours ago, Duality said: It's not very effective! DUALITY fainted anyway! 12 hours ago, Duality said: As a rule of thumb, whenever you see a spelling error in one of my posts, it's either intentional or a result of my stupid computer twisting my words. Mmhmm, sure thing buddy.  12 hours ago, Duality said: I have no idea. Most people have already learnt by now. YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR WANTING A SERIOUS ANSWER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS ACCUSES ME OF DEFLECTING QUESTIONS 12 hours ago, Duality said: *tuxedofies self* Who's the fancydapper one now, hmmm? Who's the one made of fancy fabrics and satin, hmmm?  I don't know why you'd think water in the shape of a tuxedo would be remotely as fancy as the real deal. 12 hours ago, Duality said: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL NOW YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN NOTICED IT AT ALL IT'S HARDLY A NORMAL THING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE AND REALISE THE IMPLICATIONS OF A DETAIL AS OBTUSE AS THAT BUT THAT MEANS YOU NEVER GOT ANY NOTIFICATIONS FROM ME UNTIL NOW ASIDE FROM THE BROHOOFS BUT STILL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 12 hours ago, Duality said: Me. Ten or eleven years old. Family was driving through the country. Stopped in a small town to use a public toilet. Waiting for my family to finish using the toilet. Poking around at a hole between the roots of a random tree with a stick. Uncovered two random fist-sized semiprecious stones, a piece of highly polished semiprecious shell, and a museum piece of a giant land snail shell. ??? Literal profit.   Took them to the police to determine whether they'd been stolen or something, the police kept them for a month to see if anyone was going to come to them to report a theft matching the objects, and no-one did, so they sit in my display cabinet to the present day. I can supply pics if you dare doubt me, but I couldn't make up stuff this weird. Huh, now that's an odd finding if I've ever seen one... Not that I don't trust you, but it would be neat to see your collection...  12 hours ago, Duality said: Sick-rhyme-spitting zebra shaman. Sounds like you're describing an African rapper 12 hours ago, Duality said: He has no life. There's no-one he can tell. STILL IT WASN'T PART OF OUR AGREEMENT YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST NOW YOU SHALL PAY AN EYE FOR AN EYE 12 hours ago, Duality said: Quite well, if I do say so myself. How interesting... Perhaps we should have a contest someday. If you're up for the challenge, that is.

 

-Who's your favorite 'background pony'?

-What was the last picture you took with your phone?

-What was the last lie you told?

-What's the best compliment you've ever received?

[Duality 10,740]

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

May I present to you, the Anthologies...

Achieve Enlightenment.

Ohhhhh, the Pony Anthologies.

I've heard about them all over the place, but memes aren't really my thing (expletives neither, for that matter), so I've never actually watched them.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Finally, something about you that makes sense.

Metal is stupid because it has no tune.

Makes perfect sense. 

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your stance on the Nature vs. Nurture debate?

Anything to get kids off their devices and outdoors like they should be.

Assuming that's the debate you were alluding to.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Crossbow or bow?

Have to go with crossbow because it's easier to aim for n00bs like me, but it has a lower reload time than a bow, so that's a major downside.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite childhood toy?

Hairy old bear named Old Grey.

Got him when I was a matter of months old and still keep him on my pillow.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Luna visits your dreams, what does she see?

A whole lot of maths.

I dream about calculus far too often to be healthy.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

You are one of the few survivors of a zombie apocalypse, what is your weapon of choice?

A solar-powered air-to-ground-laser-equipped helicopter.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

You are marooned on a desert island, what is your survival plan?

Die with valour.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather be locked in a room with Hannibal Lecter or The Joker?

I don't know Hannibal Lecter, so I'll go with The Joker because if he's locked in a room with no weapons he's not really likely to be very dangerous.

He relies on his gadgets almost as heavily as Batman does and he's not really the physical-violence type from what I've seen of him.

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SILLY DUALITY

THE GOVERNMENT IS WEALTHY CASH COWS STEALING MONEY FROM EACH OTHER

YEAH BUT THEY DON'T GET ANY NET MONEY FROM IT BECAUSE ALL THE STEALING CANCELS OUT

SILLY TUXEDO

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

FINE THEN

SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES

DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO BECOME A NUDIST

TAKE CARE WITH YOUR ANSWER, FOR YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*fires up the machine gun* EAT CANDY CORN, YOU GRUB

'Grub'?

There's 'smack talk' and then there's 'just drooled on your mother's wig'.

You're walking a fine line between the two.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITY fainted anyway!

DUALITY reached level 23!

DUALITY unlocked Tuxedo Blowtorch!

DUALITY challenged you to a fight!

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Mmhmm, sure thing buddy. 

Unlike you and your 'trough'.

Don't think I haven't noticed you still doing that.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who's the one made of fancy fabrics and satin, hmmm? 

I don't know why you'd think water in the shape of a tuxedo would be remotely as fancy as the real deal.

Satin is far less pure than water. All these icky carbon atoms.

I don't know why you'd think water in the shape of a tuxedo wouldn't be far more fancy than the real deal.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT THAT MEANS YOU NEVER GOT ANY NOTIFICATIONS FROM ME UNTIL NOW

ASIDE FROM THE BROHOOFS

BUT STILL

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ACTUALLY I FOLLOW ALL THE ASK THREADS YOU POST ON SO I GOT NOTIFICATIONS SAYING THINGS LIKE 'TheOneGuy0000 commented on Ask a Nerd. Or Ask A Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky' AND STUFF

AND I'VE TURNED OFF BROHOOF NOTIFICATIONS

NOT SAYING I GET A LOT OF BROHOOVES, BUT TURNING THAT SETTING OFF QUARTERED MY AVERAGE 12-HOUR NOTIFICATION NUMBER

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Huh, now that's an odd finding if I've ever seen one...

Not that I don't trust you, but it would be neat to see your collection... 

Here you go:

That green stone there is called 'greenstone' (imaginative, I know), that seashell is called 'paua', and that snail shell is from a specific species of carnivorous giant land snail (suffice to say this information took a lot of identificatory Googling to obtain). All three of them are museum-grade pieces exclusively obtainable from New Zealand, of all places (the obvious hunk of quartz crystal is more widely obtainable but equally museum-quality).

How they ended up buried under a tree near a public toilet in the middle of nowhere near where I live is pretty much anyone's guess.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Sounds like you're describing an African rapper

That's literally 80% of what she is.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

STILL

IT WASN'T PART OF OUR AGREEMENT

YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST

NOW YOU SHALL PAY

AN EYE FOR AN EYE

I HAVE FOUR EYES

I CAN SPARE ONE OR TWO

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Perhaps we should have a contest someday. If you're up for the challenge, that is. 

Like you could whistle anything besides Taylor Swift songs.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who's your favorite 'background pony'?

Lyra.

Mostly because this picture:

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What was the last picture you took with your phone?

The one of my collection.

You maybe should've thought through this timeline a bit more.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What was the last lie you told?

I don't remember, it's been so long.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's the best compliment you've ever received?

One of the ones you've given me?

If only IRL ones count, a random lady once told me I had a 'cute turned-up ski-ramp nose'.

She was old enough to be my mother, so that. . .happened, I guess.

[Frostgage 7,975]

If you don't mind sharing, what do some of your current math problems look like? I can't help but wonder

[Duality 10,740]

1 hour ago, Frostgage said:

If you don't mind sharing, what do some of your current math problems look like? I can't help but wonder.

I only really have one outstanding maths problem ('outstanding' meaning 'one that I didn't solve for fun months ago already'), and that's just a smidge of stubborn geometry that just won't work properly aaaaarrrrgh.

It goes like this:

A circle, radius r, centred on the origin, with an inscribed regular hexagon that has two of its corners situated on the x-axis.

Find the equation of a second circle of radius 2r in terms of r, given that it passes through the lower two adjacent intersections of the r-radius circle and the inscribed hexagon.

If you're not the word-problem type, it looks like this:

 

This should be incredibly basic trigonometry, and it greatly irks and vaguely embarrasses me that I haven't been able to solve it properly. I came up with a fairly rigorous and well-generalised trigonometrical solution, but, when I tried to graph the whole problem using a piece of maths software that I've used to great effect in the past, the second circle (the one whose equation I calculated) didn't line up with the intersections of the smaller circle and the hexagon.

All mai maths broken.

Fix thems for me Frosty.

 

 

If you were looking for nifty maths problems I've done that give you an idea of how proficient in maths I am, I did this one really great calculus problem way back in my last year of high school that went like so:

If you have a circular sheet of radius r, cut a pizza-slice segment out of it of angle A, and fold up the sheet so the cut edges meet to form a cone, what value of angle A will give you the maximum volume for your cone?

This question was the highest-level problem in the book for differentiation, so attempt at your own risk.

 

 

Aside from the aforementioned, it's rather hard to find maths problems that are challenging yet intriguingly simple in concept, and I only do maths problems that are challenging yet intriguingly simple in concept because I only do maths problems for fun - the problems that I do in my tertiary study course are just physics problems in the context of engineering.

And, yes, that does mean I consider myself too high-brow for mere commoners' maths problems. 

[Frostgage 7,975]

8 hours ago, Duality said:

All mai maths broken.

Fix thems for me Frosty.

i got you bro

a^2 + b^2 = c^2 | (-b +/- (b^2 - 4ac)^1/2)/2a | f(x) = sin(x), --> f'(x) = cos(x) | Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

 

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Ohhhhh, the Pony Anthologies.

I've heard about them all over the place, but memes aren't really my thing (expletives neither, for that matter), so I've never actually watched them.

SUCH HERESY

HOW DARE YOU

18 hours ago, Duality said:

YEAH BUT THEY DON'T GET ANY NET MONEY FROM IT BECAUSE ALL THE STEALING CANCELS OUT

SILLY TUXEDO

YEAH BUT THEY'RE NOT STEALING PERFECTLY EQUAL REWARDS FROM EACH OTHER

THERE ARE ALWAYS A FEW THOUSANDS LEFTOVER

18 hours ago, Duality said:

DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO BECOME A NUDIST

TAKE CARE WITH YOUR ANSWER, FOR YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT

"SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES"

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT WEIRD FOR ALL OF US HYDROXIDE

18 hours ago, Duality said:

'Grub'?

There's 'smack talk' and then there's 'just drooled on your mother's wig'.

You're walking a fine line between the two.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING

YOU SHOULD BE BUSY 'EATING' CANDY CORN BULLETS

18 hours ago, Duality said:

DUALITY reached level 23!

DUALITY unlocked Tuxedo Blowtorch!

DUALITY challenged you to a fight!

Accept DUALITY's challenge?

>Yes.         No.

Challenge accepted!

Alex sent out SHINYTUX!

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Unlike you and your 'trough'.

Don't think I haven't noticed you still doing that.

Say, have you ever heard about "The Power of Habit"?

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Satin is far less pure than water. All these icky carbon atoms.

I don't know why you'd think water in the shape of a tuxedo wouldn't be far more fancy than the real deal.

But if you attempted to wear a tuxedo made of water, your shirt would absorb it.

Then you'd just be wearing a soaking wet shirt.

That's not very fancy.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

That green stone there is called 'greenstone' (imaginative, I know), that seashell is called 'paua', and that snail shell is from a specific species of carnivorous giant land snail (suffice to say this information took a lot of identificatory Googling to obtain). All three of them are museum-grade pieces exclusively obtainable from New Zealand, of all places (the obvious hunk of quartz crystal is more widely obtainable but equally museum-quality).

How they ended up buried under a tree near a public toilet in the middle of nowhere near where I live is pretty much anyone's guess.

Wow. I gotta say, I'm impressed. And a bit jealous, but that's besides the point.

You sure are lucky, eh, Hydroxide?

18 hours ago, Duality said:

That's literally 80% of what she is.

Huh. Neat.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

I HAVE FOUR EYES

I CAN SPARE ONE OR TWO

BUT YOU DIDN'T RIP OUT MY EYEBALLS, DID YOU?

YOU SHARED A SECRET OF MINE

AND NOW I SHALL SHARE A SECRET OF YOURS

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Like you could whistle anything besides Taylor Swift songs.

Petty insults aren't going to compensate for your lack of whistling skill, Duality. 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Lyra.

Mostly because this picture:

CUTE PICTURE

OCTAVIA BETTER THO

JUST SAYIN'

19 hours ago, Duality said:

The one of my collection.

You maybe should've thought through this timeline a bit more.

. . .

Well, at least I can recycle it so I don't have to come up with more questions.

19 hours ago, Duality said:

I don't remember, it's been so long.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

One of the ones you've given me?

If only IRL ones count, a random lady once told me I had a 'cute turned-up ski-ramp nose'.

She was old enough to be my mother, so that. . .happened, I guess.

I was referring to all compliments, but I guess now I know about that.

The More You Know...

 

 

-What's the last picture you took with your phone?

-How would you describe Derpy to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-What's most important to you?

-Max Fleischer or Walt Disney?

[Duality 10,740]

7 hours ago, Frostgage said:

i got you bro

a^2 + b^2 = c^2 | (-b +/- (b^2 - 4ac)^1/2)/2a | f(x) = sin(x), --> f'(x) = cos(x) | Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

MAI MATHS WORKS NAO

IT'S A MIRACLE

BESTFROSTY RIGHT HERE

 

 

 

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YEAH BUT THEY'RE NOT STEALING PERFECTLY EQUAL REWARDS FROM EACH OTHER

THERE ARE ALWAYS A FEW THOUSANDS LEFTOVER

WHICH I STEAL OF COURSE

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

"SELL SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES"

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT WEIRD FOR ALL OF US HYDROXIDE

I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY CLOTHES

JUST A SHIRT, PANTS, SOCKS, AND UNDERWEAR

REMOVE ANY THREE ITEMS AND YOU END UP WITH NUDISM

THE WEIRDNESS LIES SQUARELY ON YOUR SHOULDERS, TUX

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHY ARE YOU TALKING

YOU SHOULD BE BUSY 'EATING' CANDY CORN BULLETS

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Accept DUALITY's challenge?

>Yes.         No.

Challenge accepted!

Alex sent out SHINYTUX!

Duality used Tuxedo Blowtorch!

It's super effective!

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Say, have you ever heard about "The Power of Habit"?

No.

Is that some book about how nuns can change the world?

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But if you attempted to wear a tuxedo made of water, your shirt would absorb it.

Then you'd just be wearing a soaking wet shirt.

That's not very fancy.

NOT IF I'M A NUDIST ALREADY

NO SHIRT MEANS EXTRA FANCY

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Wow. I gotta say, I'm impressed. And a bit jealous, but that's besides the point.

You sure are lucky, eh, Hydroxide?

I suppose it wouldn't help your jealousy if I started talking about that wallet I found.

Or that smartphone.

Or that gold wedding ring.

Or, y'know, any of the other stuff.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU DIDN'T RIP OUT MY EYEBALLS, DID YOU?

YOU SHARED A SECRET OF MINE

AND NOW I SHALL SHARE A SECRET OF YOURS

Who you gonna tell?

Can't be anyone who has a social life, otherwise it'd be unfair.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

CUTE PICTURE

OCTAVIA BETTER THO

JUST SAYIN'

LIES AND ANARCHY

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Well, at least I can recycle it so I don't have to come up with more questions.

Let's see how that works out for you.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. 

Are you calling me a liar?

Better watch your mouth eh tux.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's the last picture you took with your phone?

The same one as last time.

The one of my collection.

Because I don't use my camera that often.

That should teach you not to recycle questions.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Derpy to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

Adorably derpy smolhoers.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's most important to you?

Serving God.

I feel like you should've seen this coming.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Max Fleischer or Walt Disney?

I've never heard of this 'Max' person and Walt Disney I don't even know that well.

I reject your reality and substitute Stan Lee.

Edited October 23, 2017 by Duality

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

18 hours ago, Duality said:

WHICH I STEAL OF COURSE

THEN HOW COME YOU HAVE NO MONEEEEEH

18 hours ago, Duality said:

I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY CLOTHES

JUST A SHIRT, PANTS, SOCKS, AND UNDERWEAR

REMOVE ANY THREE ITEMS AND YOU END UP WITH NUDISM

THE WEIRDNESS LIES SQUARELY ON YOUR SHOULDERS, TUX

HEY MAN, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STEALS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM WEALTHY POLITICIANS

AND BUILDS NUKES IN HIS BASEMENT

YET ONLY HAS ONE SET OF CLOTHES

18 hours ago, Duality said:

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

WE HAVE TO KILL THIS JOKE SOMEHOW

IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE

NOW YOU'RE OVERUSING IT

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Duality used Tuxedo Blowtorch!

It's super effective!

SHINYTUX took critical damage!

SHINITUX fainted!

Alex has 5 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out SATIN CRUNCHER!

SATIN CRUNCHER used "Fabric Frenzy"!

DUALITY took 73 damage!

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"Duality"

Type: Water/Psychic

Special Ability: Hydro Hurricane

Description: 'This mythical water creature is said to lurk in gloomy caves and foggy valleys. Known for its shapeshifting abilities and devastating attacks, it seems to have formidable psychic abilities. At some point thought to be extinct; very few people ever encountered it.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

No.

Is that some book about how nuns can change the world?

Hydroxide y r you liek dis

18 hours ago, Duality said:

NOT IF I'M A NUDIST ALREADY

NO SHIRT MEANS EXTRA FANCY

. . .

Alright then...  

18 hours ago, Duality said:

I suppose it wouldn't help your jealousy if I started talking about that wallet I found.

Or that smartphone.

Or that gold wedding ring.

Or, y'know, any of the other stuff.

Well, considering the fact that you have so many siblings and probably don't get nifty stuff too often, I'm actually happy for you.

Also you wouldn't be able to play gameloft hoers gaem without smartphone so there's that.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Who you gonna tell?

Can't be anyone who has a social life, otherwise it'd be unfair.

I'll just tell some acquaintance of yours who hangs out around the forums, we all know us users don't have much of a social life else from this website.

Got any suggestions for me? 

18 hours ago, Duality said:

LIES AND ANARCHY

LOOK AT THESE

Spoiler

I DARE YOU TO CONTRADICT ME

SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED SUPER-DUPER FANCY ART TO LOOK AMAZING

LOOK AT HER PERFECTLY ADORABLE DESIGN

A CUTE PONE

A SMART PONE

A PONE OF MANY TALENTS

Lyra's alright too I guess.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Let's see how that works out for you.

. . .

YOU MAY BE LAUGHING NOW

BUT ONE DAY, ONE DAY I SHALL OUTMATCH YOU, DUALITY

AND THAT DAY...

YOU WILL BE  OUTMATCHED 

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Are you calling me a liar?

Better watch your mouth eh tux.

Everybody lies, Duality. If you look into it you may be surprised to find out that most of the time it's not with bad intentions. There's no reason to be ashamed of it.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

The same one as last time.

The one of my collection.

Because I don't use my camera that often.

That should teach you not to recycle questions.

. . .

*mumbles angrily to himself*

18 hours ago, Duality said:

Serving God.

I feel like you should've seen this coming.

...Alas, I suppose some things can't change no matter what.

18 hours ago, Duality said:

I've never heard of this 'Max' person and Walt Disney I don't even know that well.

I reject your reality and substitute Stan Lee.

FLEISCHER INVENTED THE ROTOSCOPE, AS WELL AS BEING THE DIRECTOR OF ONE OF THE FIRST AND BIGGEST ANIMATION STUDIOS FROM THE GOLDEN AGE

HE WAS PIONEERING ANIMATION WHEN STAN LEE WAS STILL IN HIGH-SCHOOL

HOW DARETH THEE

 

-What is the significance of tuxedos in modern society?

-How would you describe Granny Smith to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-What is your "perfect pizza"?

-Favorite "filler" mlp episode? (episode with no significant plot relevance)

Edited October 23, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEN HOW COME YOU HAVE NO MONEEEEEH

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT STEALS IT BACK OF COURSE

DUH

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HEY MAN, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STEALS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM WEALTHY POLITICIANS

AND BUILDS NUKES IN HIS BASEMENT

YET ONLY HAS ONE SET OF CLOTHES

THE NUKES VAPORISED ALL MY OTHER CLOTHES

I THOUGHT A CENTRIFUGAL URANIUM PURIFIER WAS MY TUMBLE DRYER

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WE HAVE TO KILL THIS JOKE SOMEHOW

IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE

NOW YOU'RE OVERUSING IT

BUT THEN IT WILL BE UNDEAD

DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TUX

DO YOU WANT THIS

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Alex sent out SATIN CRUNCHER!

SATIN CRUNCHER used "Fabric Frenzy"!

DUALITY took 73 damage!

DUALITY used "Telepathic Health Drain"!

SATIN CRUNCHER took 189 damage!

DUALITY gained 189 damage!

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

"Duality"

Type: Water/Psychic

Special Ability: Hydro Hurricane

Description: 'This mythical water creature is said to lurk in gloomy caves and foggy valleys. Known for its shapeshifting abilities and devastating attacks, it seems to have formidable psychic abilities. At some point thought to be extinct; very few people ever encountered it.

Whoa, I'm the best Pokepone.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Hydroxide y r you liek dis

u no liek mai pun?

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, considering the fact that you have so many siblings and probably don't get nifty stuff too often, I'm actually happy for you.

Also you wouldn't be able to play gameloft hoers gaem without smartphone so there's that.

I don't really ask for any nifty stuff, so I don't actually know if I could get nifty stuff very often.

I have extremely niche tastes to cater to.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'll just tell some acquaintance of yours who hangs out around the forums, we all know us users don't have much of a social life else from this website.

Got any suggestions for me? 

NO NOT ANYONE WHO HANGS AROUND THE FORUMS THIS IS MOST OF MY SOCIAL LIFE AND YOU'LL RUIN ET ALL

I WILL STRAIGHT-UP EXCOMMUNICATE YOU IF YOU TELL ANYONE ON THE FORUMS

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DARE YOU TO CONTRADICT ME

SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED SUPER-DUPER FANCY ART TO LOOK AMAZING

LOOK AT HER PERFECTLY ADORABLE DESIGN

A CUTE PONE

A SMART PONE

A PONE OF MANY TALENTS

Lyra's alright too I guess.

SHE'S A DRAB PONE

LYRA'S ALWAYS HAPPEH

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

YOU MAY BE LAUGHING NOW

BUT ONE DAY, ONE DAY I SHALL OUTMATCH YOU, DUALITY

AND THAT DAY...

YOU WILL BE  OUTMATCHED 

Oh yes much threatened splendid terror

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Everybody lies, Duality. If you look into it you may be surprised to find out that most of the time it's not with bad intentions. There's no reason to be ashamed of it.

Yes, there is, because it ain't necessary.

Spend your good intentions on something with good consequences.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

FLEISCHER INVENTED THE ROTOSCOPE, AS WELL AS BEING THE DIRECTOR OF ONE OF THE FIRST AND BIGGEST ANIMATION STUDIOS FROM THE GOLDEN AGE

HE WAS PIONEERING ANIMATION WHEN STAN LEE WAS STILL IN HIGH-SCHOOL

HOW DARETH THEE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A ROTOSCOPE IS

HOW DARETH THEE

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What is the significance of tuxedos in modern society?

They don't have any.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Granny Smith to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

Oldpone.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What is your "perfect pizza"?

Cheese and meat.

Crust optional.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite "filler" mlp episode? (episode with no significant plot relevance)

Lesson Zero, hooves down.

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

20 hours ago, Duality said:

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT STEALS IT BACK OF COURSE

DUH

DON'T LET THEM

NUKE 'EM

THEN THEY OUGHT-TA TRUST YOU ABOUT THE NUKES

20 hours ago, Duality said:

THE NUKES VAPORISED ALL MY OTHER CLOTHES

I THOUGHT A CENTRIFUGAL URANIUM PURIFIER WAS MY TUMBLE DRYER

WELL CAN'T BLAME ANYONE BUT YOURSELF FOR THAT CAN YOU

20 hours ago, Duality said:

BUT THEN IT WILL BE UNDEAD

DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TUX

DO YOU WANT THIS

. . .

NO

JUST THROW IT IN A WHOLE AND  SHOVE SOME DIRT OVER IT

THEN WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN

21 hours ago, Duality said:

DUALITY used "Telepathic Health Drain"!

SATIN CRUNCHER took 189 damage!

DUALITY gained 189 damage!

you don't 'gain damage' you restore HP get it right Duality you're embarrassing me

SATIN CRUNCHER is badly injured!

SATIN CRUNCHER used Sacrificial Self Wrap!

SATIN CRUNCHER wrapped itself around DUALITY, then exploded!

SATIN CRUNCHER fainted!

DUALITY took 250 damage!

Alex has 4 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out FABRIC PHANTOM!

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ULTRA CAPSULE                             M̶A̴ŚT͘͟͝E͜͜R̸͢ ̡̛҉CA̧͜P̴S̷UL͠E͡

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Alex threw the DUSK CAPSULE at DUALITY!

. . .

. . .

The Pokepeon broke free!

Argh! Almost had it!

21 hours ago, Duality said:

Whoa, I'm the best Pokepone.

. . .

WH͏̢̀I̧͢CH͝ ̨͢͡I̸͡S͘ WH͝͠Y͘͝ ͢I ̀MU̵̧ST̨͢ C̷͟͞A̷̛P̵͡T҉͘U̶͡͞RE̵̵͜ ̨͢͜Y͏ƠƯ 21 hours ago, Duality said: u no liek mai pun? YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT 21 hours ago, Duality said: I don't really ask for any nifty stuff, so I don't actually know if I could get nifty stuff very often. I have extremely niche tastes to cater to. Well, ain't that a problem an' a half. Y'know, with your lack of money and all 21 hours ago, Duality said: NO NOT ANYONE WHO HANGS AROUND THE FORUMS THIS IS MOST OF MY SOCIAL LIFE AND YOU'LL RUIN ET ALL I WILL STRAIGHT-UP EXCOMMUNICATE YOU IF YOU TELL ANYONE ON THE FORUMS YOU DISREGARDED OUR AGREEMENT AND BROKE MY TRUST EITHER I TELL SOMEONE OF MY CHOOSING YOU KNOW WHAT OR YOU LET ME TELL YOU TEMPEST'S BACKSTORY SUMMARIZED YOUR CHOICE 21 hours ago, Duality said: SHE'S A DRAB PONE LYRA'S ALWAYS HAPPEH SINCE WHEN DOES SOMEWHAT-SERIOUS EQUAL DRAB HAVE YOU SEEN HER HER DESIGN IS PERFECT WHEN SHE SMILES IT'S SO ADORABLE THAT IT HURTS MAKES IT WORTH IT TO WORK FOR IT LYRA'S FACIAL FEATURES LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO THE GENERIC PONY MODEL THEY SPAMMED ALL OVER THE FIRST FEW SEASON BEFORE THEY TRIED MAKING THEM MORE INTRICATE DON'T GET ME WRONG SHE A GREAT PONE ALSO BUT OCTAVIA MUCH SUPERIOR 21 hours ago, Duality said: Oh yes much threatened splendid terror ...Is that doge I spy? Shame on you, Duality. SHAME. 21 hours ago, Duality said: Yes, there is, because it ain't necessary. Spend your good intentions on something with good consequences. That's easy to say, but when it comes to applying it... Besides, it's not a lie if they never find out...   Like you telling me that that sketch was great! EXCEPT I KNEW IT WAS A LIE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING 21 hours ago, Duality said: I DON'T KNOW WHAT A ROTOSCOPE IS HOW DARETH THEE WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH ELEMENTS THAT PIONEERED ANIMATION ROTOSCOPING AS A TECHNIQUE IS STILL USED IN ANIMATION TODAY SUCH NEGLECTFULNESS, HYDROXIDE 21 hours ago, Duality said: They don't have any. GASP  MONSTER HOW DARE YOU- That's it. I-I can't go on like this! I will NOT tolerate this... this SLANDER any longer! Have a good day, sir! 21 hours ago, Duality said: Oldpone. . . . Rude. 21 hours ago, Duality said: Cheese and meat. Crust optional. Plain and bland, much like your taste in smart clothing  21 hours ago, Duality said: Lesson Zero, hooves down. ...Should'a seen that one coming.   -What do you wish to pursue as a career in the future? -Opinions regarding the CMC? -What's the most difficult challenge you've managed to overcome? -Where would you rather live, the Crystal Empire or Canterlot?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 10/21/2017 at 4:39 PM, Duality said:

Metal is stupid because it has no tune.

Makes perfect sense. 

 

On 10/21/2017 at 4:39 PM, Duality said:

Assuming that's the debate you were alluding to.

Nope, I was actually referring to this.

 

On 10/21/2017 at 4:39 PM, Duality said:

Hairy old bear named Old Grey.

Got him when I was a matter of months old and still keep him on my pillow.

Awww... 

 

On 10/21/2017 at 4:39 PM, Duality said:

Die with valour.

Well... not exactly "survival."

 

On 10/21/2017 at 4:39 PM, Duality said:

I don't know Hannibal Lecter

I find your lack of familiarity with pop culture disturbing.

 

Questions:

1. Best Sci-fi films you've seen?

2. Favorite candy bar?

3. Opinion on Arrival?

4. Favorite breakfast?

5. Worst nightmare?

6. If you had one day to live, how would you spend it?

7. Do you have a bucket list? If so, what is number one?

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DON'T LET THEM

NUKE 'EM

THEN THEY OUGHT-TA TRUST YOU ABOUT THE NUKES

but i not terrorist

what you tryna say about me eh tux

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WELL CAN'T BLAME ANYONE BUT YOURSELF FOR THAT CAN YOU

maybe the health and safety officer who said it all looked fine to him

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

NO

JUST THROW IT IN A HOLE AND  SHOVE SOME DIRT OVER IT

THEN WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN

BUT WHAT IF WE DO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN

WHAT THEN

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

you don't 'gain damage' you restore HP get it right Duality you're embarrassing me

i'm sowwy man cut me some slack i haven't played a single pokemon game in my entire life

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The Pokepeon broke free!

Argh! Almost had it!

DUALITY uses Eloquent Mockery!

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT

i always do. . .

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, ain't that a problem an' a half.

Y'know, with your lack of money and all

In some cases, the nicheness of my tastes just means no-one wants them, so they're really cheap.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU DISREGARDED OUR AGREEMENT AND BROKE MY TRUST

EITHER I TELL SOMEONE OF MY CHOOSING YOU KNOW WHAT OR YOU LET ME TELL YOU TEMPEST'S BACKSTORY SUMMARIZED

YOUR CHOICE

WE HAD NO AGREEMENT

I TRACKED DOWN WHERE YOU LIVE WITH MY OWN TIME AND EFFORT

I TELL MY BROTHER EVERYTHING

WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SINCE WHEN DOES SOMEWHAT-SERIOUS EQUAL DRAB

HAVE YOU SEEN HER

HER DESIGN IS PERFECT

WHEN SHE SMILES IT'S SO ADORABLE THAT IT HURTS

MAKES IT WORTH IT TO WORK FOR IT

LYRA'S FACIAL FEATURES LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO THE GENERIC PONY MODEL THEY SPAMMED ALL OVER THE FIRST FEW SEASON BEFORE THEY TRIED MAKING THEM MORE INTRICATE

DON'T GET ME WRONG SHE A GREAT PONE ALSO

BUT OCTAVIA MUCH SUPERIOR

U MAD BOI OCTAVIA HAS GENERIC FACIAL FEATURES ALSO

THE ONLY THING UNIQUE ABOUT HER FACE IS HER MANE

WHICH IS ALSO THE CASE FOR LYRA

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Is that doge I spy? Shame on you, Duality.

SHAME.

I refer you to the sentiments explicitly expressed in my About Me.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That's easy to say, but when it comes to applying it...

Besides, it's not a lie if they never find out...   Like you telling me that that sketch was great!

EXCEPT I KNEW IT WAS A LIE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING

I've managed to apply it pretty well so far.

And, on the contrary, it makes a lie even more subversively repugnant if they never find out.

AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T LIE

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE SKETCH

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

GASP 

MONSTER

HOW DARE YOU-

That's it. I-I can't go on like this! I will NOT tolerate this... this SLANDER any longer! Have a good day, sir!

But you mistake my intention, my dear Tuxedo!

I meant that tuxedos had no significance in modern society in the same vein as one would say a treasure is priceless, or a work of art is beyond all value! 

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Plain and bland, much like your taste in smart clothing 

Meat and cheese isn't bland.

They form the core of most all other toppings worth eating.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you wish to pursue as a career in the future?

Engineering, particularly structural engineering.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Opinions regarding the CMC?

Adorable toothpaste-stripe pones.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's the most difficult challenge you've managed to overcome?

Attempting to ride a bike for the first time when I was in my teens.

I still can't - I gave up after the first few tries -, but the tries I managed to endure, well, those were horrendous.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:26 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Where would you rather live, the Crystal Empire or Canterlot?

Crystal Empire has bestlore.

 

 

 

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Nope, I was actually referring to this.

Oh, in that case, then, I have no idea.

I'm a proponent of the concept of humans possessing souls, though, so I feel as if that should bear some relevance to my stance on the matter.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Awww... 

I strongly suspect his disturbingly scratchy bodily hair was responsible for my trichophobia, so it's not all cuteness and rainbows.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Well... not exactly "survival."

Eh, works for me.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Best Sci-fi films you've seen?

Interstellar, and pretty much no others, because everyone else just says 'because wormholes' and uses a cyberpunk design for everything to justify their pseudofantasy storyline.

I respect movie makers who take the time to do their research on relevant science.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite candy bar?

Mars Bar?

I don't eat candy bars often enough to have a well-established favourite.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on Arrival?

Never seen it.

No idea.

Looks pretty good, though.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite breakfast?

Fruit muesli with those amazing yoghurt-coated raisins.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Worst nightmare?

It was years ago, but I can still remember shards of it.

Contagious spore-propagating skin fungi spreading throughout the Earth and consuming everyone thereon from the outside in.

I had a horrifically vivid subconscious imagination as a kid.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you had one day to live, how would you spend it?

Trying to make a difference, I guess.

No idea how that could be a feasible one-day thing, though.

22 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Do you have a bucket list? If so, what is number one?

Not really, but I'd like to go to a giant multi-storey mezzanine library at some point in my life.

Edited October 26, 2017 by Duality

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

12 hours ago, Duality said:

but i not terrorist

what you tryna say about me eh tux

no silly

terrorists no got nukes

anyway just nuke an island or sumthin' like they always do to test them

12 hours ago, Duality said:

maybe the health and safety officer who said it all looked fine to him

YOU PROBABLY MISGUIDED HIM

AUTHORITIES NO LET CIVS HAVE NUCLEAR SWAG

12 hours ago, Duality said:

BUT WHAT IF WE DO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN

WHAT THEN

WE'LL BE USING A DEAD MEME

THE WORST CRIME KNOWN TO MAN

12 hours ago, Duality said:

i'm sowwy man cut me some slack i haven't played a single pokemon game in my entire life

It doesn't have to do with pokemon as much as just common sense. Gaining damage would either suggest taking damage or an increase in your attack stat. HP, or health, gets lower when you take damage. 'Health Drain' (an actual pokemon move, nice guess) 'inflicts' damage on the opponent (the opponent 'takes' damage) and 'restores' your pokemon's health. You really only need to be somewhat familiar with english. Aside from that, it's pretty self-explanatory, 'methinks'.

ALSO HOW DAER YOU NO PLAY POKEMAWN

WHAT KINDA 90'S KID ARE YOU

12 hours ago, Duality said:

DUALITY uses Eloquent Mockery!

The defense of Alex's team dropped sharply!

The attack of Alex's team increased sharply!

PHANTOM FABRIC used "Ghastly Groan"!

DUALITY took 278 damage!

12 hours ago, Duality said:

i always do. . .

EXACTLY

QUIT PLAYING DUMB

12 hours ago, Duality said:

In some cases, the nicheness of my tastes just means no-one wants them, so they're really cheap.

...Oh. Alright then...

More neat cheap stuff for you I guess.

12 hours ago, Duality said:

WE HAD NO AGREEMENT

I TRACKED DOWN WHERE YOU LIVE WITH MY OWN TIME AND EFFORT

I TELL MY BROTHER EVERYTHING

WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS

YEAH BUT I TOLD YOU THAT I TRUST YOU WITH IT

AND NOBODY ELSE

I DIDN'T SPECIFICALLY MENTION IT, BUT IT'S BEEN HEAVILY IMPLIED

YOU'RE NOT DUMB, YOU KNEW

NOW YOU MUST PAY

SO

WHICH ONE IS IT? SPOIL THE MOVIE (not really her backstory doesn't mean much for the events of the movie it's just kind of a tiny side thing to explain her motives nothing suspenseful or too important it's exactly what you'd imagine really) OR SPOIL YOUR SAUCY INFO?

12 hours ago, Duality said:

U MAD BOI OCTAVIA HAS GENERIC FACIAL FEATURES ALSO

THE ONLY THING UNIQUE ABOUT HER FACE IS HER MANE

WHICH IS ALSO THE CASE FOR LYRA

WRONG

HER EYES ARE UNIQUE (the first pone with most-of-the-time-half-lidded-eyes)

AT LEAST AT THE TIME WHEN SHE WAS INTRODUCED, IDK KNOW

ALSO THE FACT THAT SHE'S MORE SERIOUS UNLIKE THE OTHER BACKGROUND PONES

HECK EVEN DOCTOR H. IS SILLY AND GOOFY

THOSE EYES ARE SO ADORABLE WHENEVER SHE'S SURPRISED OR CURIOUS

AND THAT HAIRCUT, SO DAPPER AND STYLISH

LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF, DUALITY

YOU CAN'T DENY IT

12 hours ago, Duality said:

I refer you to the sentiments explicitly expressed in my About Me.

Yes, but that was long ago. I've changed, I've grown. You, on the other hand, seem to still use ancient memes.

12 hours ago, Duality said:

I've managed to apply it pretty well so far.

And, on the contrary, it makes a lie even more subversively repugnant if they never find out.

AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T LIE

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE SKETCH

YOUR QUESTIONABLE TASTES IN MY ART ARE YOUR PROBLEM

ALSO EVERYONE LIES DUALITY

EVERYONE

AND YOU'RE NO EXCEPTION

YOU SIMPLY CAN'T BE

UNLESS YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT

WHICH YOU DENY BEING

SUCH SELF-CONTRADICTION-NESS

12 hours ago, Duality said:

But you mistake my intention, my dear Tuxedo!

I meant that tuxedos had no significance in modern society in the same vein as one would say a treasure is priceless, or a work of art is beyond all value! 

. . .

You better watch yourself, young man. 

12 hours ago, Duality said:

Meat and cheese isn't bland.

They form the core of most all other toppings worth eating.

Ah, yes, and I assume you eat ketchup, mustard and salt for dinner, correct?

12 hours ago, Duality said:

Attempting to ride a bike for the first time when I was in my teens.

I still can't - I gave up after the first few tries -, but the tries I managed to endure, well, those were horrendous.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE EITHEEEEER

WE REALLY ARE TWO SIDES OF A COIN

12 hours ago, Duality said:

Crystal Empire has bestlore.

If you think about it, they are incredibly similar in many aspects, hence why I asked the question in the first place.

 

 

-Can you knot a knot? Or can you not knot?

-Favorite MLP comic? (ALSO LINK IT PLEAAASE)

-Would Rainbow Dash actually survive breaking the sound barrier with no protection on whatsoever?

-NMM or Daybreaker?

Edited October 26, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

[Duality 10,740]

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

no silly

terrorists no got nukes

anyway just nuke an island or sumthin' like they always do to test them

terrorists do actually have nukes nowadays

and also people live on islands

the pacific is still trying to sort out the nuclear fallout from all the tests america did over there in the 1960s

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU PROBABLY MISGUIDED HIM

AUTHORITIES NO LET CIVS HAVE NUCLEAR SWAG

BUT HE JUST WALKED IN HAD A LOOK AROUND AND SAID IT ALL LOOKED FINE

I DIDN'T THREATEN HIS FAMILY'S LIFE AT ALL

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WE'LL BE USING A DEAD MEME

THE WORST CRIME KNOWN TO MAN

welp that's 90% of the internet sentenced to capital punishment

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

It doesn't have to do with pokemon as much as just common sense. Gaining damage would either suggest taking damage or an increase in your attack stat. HP, or health, gets lower when you take damage. 'Health Drain' (an actual pokemon move, nice guess) 'inflicts' damage on the opponent (the opponent 'takes' damage) and 'restores' your pokemon's health. You really only need to be somewhat familiar with english. Aside from that, it's pretty self-explanatory, 'methinks'.

OKAY FINE THEN WE GET IT YOU'RE NEVER TIRED AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ALSO HOW DAER YOU NO PLAY POKEMAWN

WHAT KINDA 90'S KID ARE YOU

i'm not a 90s kid

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The defense of Alex's team dropped sharply!

The attack of Alex's team increased sharply!

PHANTOM FABRIC used "Ghastly Groan"!

DUALITY took 278 damage!

DUALITY used "Mary-Sue-Tier OmniAttack"!

DUALITY completely obliterated PHANTOM FABRIC!

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WRONG

HER EYES ARE UNIQUE (the first pone with most-of-the-time-half-lidded-eyes)

AT LEAST AT THE TIME WHEN SHE WAS INTRODUCED, IDK KNOW

ALSO THE FACT THAT SHE'S MORE SERIOUS UNLIKE THE OTHER BACKGROUND PONES

HECK EVEN DOCTOR H. IS SILLY AND GOOFY

THOSE EYES ARE SO ADORABLE WHENEVER SHE'S SURPRISED OR CURIOUS

AND THAT HAIRCUT, SO DAPPER AND STYLISH

LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF, DUALITY

YOU CAN'T DENY IT

yes i can

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Yes, but that was long ago. I've changed, I've grown. You, on the other hand, seem to still use ancient memes.

DON'T ACCUSE ME OF MEME YOU SLANDEROUS SCUMLING

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOUR QUESTIONABLE TASTES IN MY ART ARE YOUR PROBLEM

ALSO EVERYONE LIES DUALITY

EVERYONE

AND YOU'RE NO EXCEPTION

YOU SIMPLY CAN'T BE

UNLESS YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT

WHICH YOU DENY BEING

SUCH SELF-CONTRADICTION-NESS

I KNOW I'VE LIED IN THE PAST

I JUST DON'T TRY AND JUSTIFY IT WITH PSEUDO-MORALITY

AND I TRY NOT TO DO IT ANY MORE

SO FAR I'M SUCCEEDING

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

You better watch yourself, young man. 

I wouldn't question the desperate save if I were you.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ah, yes, and I assume you eat ketchup, mustard and salt for dinner, correct?

No, I eat meat and cheese.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

If you think about it, they are incredibly similar in many aspects, hence why I asked the question in the first place.

Crystal Empire has bestlore.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Can you knot a knot? Or can you not knot?

I canknot.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite MLP comic? (ALSO LINK IT PLEAAASE)

It's a tie between these two:

Spoiler

I have a very weird sense of humour.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Would Rainbow Dash actually survive breaking the sound barrier with no protection on whatsoever?

Depends on how dense Equestria's atmosphere is.

And how tough Rainbow Dash's face is.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NMM or Daybreaker?

Daybreaker-senpai.

[Frostgage 7,975]

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He checks into a hotel, stays three days, and leaves town on Friday. How does he do it?

[Duality 10,740]

1 hour ago, Frostgage said:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He checks into a hotel, stays three days, and leaves town on Friday. How does he do it?

teh cowboiz hoers haz weird naem 

top quality hoersriddle right here

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 10/26/2017 at 0:09 AM, Duality said:

It was years ago, but I can still remember shards of it.

Contagious spore-propagating skin fungi spreading throughout the Earth and consuming everyone thereon from the outside in.

I had a horrifically vivid subconscious imagination as a kid.

 I shall pretend to not be grimly fascinated with this.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Most delicious meal you've ever eaten?

2. If you were trapped in Equestria, how well would you adapt to their diet?

3. Could you carry on a conversation with Maud Pie? What about Limestone and Marble?

4. If you could solve any mystery in the universe, what would it be?

5. Opinion on the paranormal and supernatural?

6. What is the most horrid thing you have ever smelled?

7. If you could take a peek into an alternate dimension, would you?

8. Would you rather fight a giant spider or a giant scorpion?

9. What word do you wish you could use more often? (For example, mine would be tumultuous.)

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

terrorists do actually have nukes nowadays

and also people live on islands

the pacific is still trying to sort out the nuclear fallout from all the tests america did over there in the 1960s

That's just what the media wants you to think

DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR TINFOIL HAT DUALITY

JUST NUKE 'EM

NUKE EM TO MAKE THEM REGRET NOT BUYING YOUR NUKES

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

BUT HE JUST WALKED IN HAD A LOOK AROUND AND SAID IT ALL LOOKED FINE

I DIDN'T THREATEN HIS FAMILY'S LIFE AT ALL

Mmhmm, suuuuuuuuuure... 

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

welp that's 90% of the internet sentenced to capital punishment

We'd all be broke and in jail were it not for the fact that nobody knows who should take the money and decide what the sentence is.

I imagine at some point we'll have a world war over which country's 'folklore' memes originate from

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

OKAY FINE THEN WE GET IT YOU'RE NEVER TIRED AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR

BUT YOU NO SAID YOU WERE TIRED AND MADE ERROR

YOU SAID YOU NEVER PLAYED POKEMON

VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

i'm not a 90s kid

Duality what are you doing be quiet they're not supposed to know remember

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

DUALITY used "Mary-Sue-Tier OmniAttack"!

DUALITY completely obliterated PHANTOM FABRIC!

PHANTOM FABRIC fainted!

Alex has 3 Pokepeons left!

Alex sent out VELVET VIZARD!

VELVET VIZARD used "Fake-out"!

DUALITY took 157 damage!

---

>MENU

---

   POKEPEONS                                  ITEMS

>POKECAPSULES                           POKEWIKI

---

  GREAT CAPSULE                             DUSK CAPSULE

>ULTRA CAPSULE                             M̶A̴ŚT͘͟͝E͜͜R̸͢ ̡̛҉CA̧͜P̴S̷UL͠E͡

---

Alex threw the ULTRA CAPSULE at DUALITY!

. . .

. . .

. . .

The Pokepeon broke free!

Ugh, and it was so close, too...

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

yes i can

HAH THAT WEAK ARGYMINT

OCTAVIA OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR

I WIN

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

DON'T ACCUSE ME OF MEME YOU SLANDEROUS SCUMLING

DON'T ACCUSE ME OF SLANDER YOU DAFT DEGENERATE

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

I KNOW I'VE LIED IN THE PAST

I JUST DON'T TRY AND JUSTIFY IT WITH PSEUDO-MORALITY

AND I TRY NOT TO DO IT ANY MORE

SO FAR I'M SUCCEEDING

G͓̩̱̤̃i̴̝̼̹̺̋̈͒ͯ̾̚v̩̟̓̏̽e͕̥͓ͫ͒̎ ̹̓̂͜i̪̜̮̼̜̙͇n̷̓͊̒ͯͤ̔.̒̓͡.̬̇͑̍ͪͭ.̷̼̬̑
̛̤̈ͪ̚Y̩͇͎̅ͪ̊̚o̝̹̬̘̮͖͆̃ͅū̇҉̱͖̭̭ͅ ̻̩͙͔͈̆ͪ̂ͦͧǩͬ͐͑ͥͭṅ̼ͮ̂o̙͖͇̣̼̲̺w̜̜̬̣̥̋̒̃ͣ̍ ̡̯̦̝̜̭̦͖̏ͤ̽͌̔y͍̣̠̝̰̥͂̄̓͐̏̎o͕͎̥͕͔ͫ͌̒̕u̗͕̹͋̇ ͖̭̭̮͈̠̯c̖̬͐̌ă͙͓͔̭̜̻̠ͮ͟n̤͍̖̯̝͙̓̐̓͡'̻̣̪̌͌̇̈̚t͕͍̀ͨ́͠ ͙͕̫̳̤͓̃͆̃̀ȃ́̎̂͊̽̂ͅv͓̹̠͚̻̲̘ͪ̿̅ͦ̅ͯ̃͝oͭ̅̊́i̙̠̩̙͛̇͑͑ḏ̮ͯ͗ͪ ̈́͊ͥͬͣ̀i̫̬̠͉͉͐ͣͥ͌̔ț̳̈̍̎̔ͯ̀́ ͟f̵̫͙̻̣͕̰͇̊͊͛̌͊͒o̙̹̠̔r̾̇ͬͧ҉̰̮eͮ̒͐vͪ͜ẽͫ̎̉̈̚͜r̭͚̬̮̖.͈̥͈͉̝͚ͨ͛̐̅.̢̻̩̯̹̰̌̃̓.̦̮͎̟̱̟̽̃̊͌̕

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

I wouldn't question the desperate save if I were you.

I know very well what you're tryin' to pull here, but I'll let ya off the hook just this once...

I'd be careful from now on if I were you.

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

No, I eat meat and cheese.

. . .

Even better.

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

Crystal Empire has bestlore.

That is a highly debatable statement...

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

I canknot.

So, you can knot? Or can you not?

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

It's a tie between these two

I have a very weird sense of humour.

Not necessarily weird, just intricate

I'd definitely settle for the second one. That last panel always gets me...

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

Depends on how dense Equestria's atmosphere is.

And how tough Rainbow Dash's face is.

DON'T PULL THIS 'DEPENDS' STUFF ON ME

SUCH HYPOCRISY, HYDROXIDE

On 10/26/2017 at 11:35 PM, Duality said:

Daybreaker-senpai.

AHA

SO YOU sort of ADMIT THAT YOU SUBJECTIVELY PREFER CELESTIA OVER LUNA

I KNEW IT

I SHALL ENGAGE YOU IN DUEL TO DEFEND MY MISTRESS' HONOR, HERETIC

 

 

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