Describe Your EVIL Twin!

[Randimaxis 8,652]

I'm fairly certain that many folks are intelligent enough to understand the concept of parallel dimensions and whatnot... so I decided to give people the chance to speak of their long, lost "evil" twins!

Let's pretend you discovered you have a twin... yet, they were the EXACT POLAR OPPOSITE of yourself, from intellect to fashion sense to musical tastes to even clothing choices!  They are the exact apotheosis of everything that YOU are not - and vice versa.  They may not actually be EVIL, per se... but they'll certainly display some traits you couldn't stand for long.

Show the forums the funhouse mirrors in your soul; SHOW US YOUR EVIL TWIN!!!!! 

(I'll go first, of course... you don't HAVE to be as descriptive as I am, by the way.  Jus' sayin'.)

 

Sixamidnar is a blonde haired, red-eyed jerk.

He's rude to EVERYONE he meets - mostly because he's too dumb to realize he's being a dick.  Because of this, he has ZERO friends... even though he sometimes feels as though everyone LOVES him (for some weird reason).

He wears starched white suits, annoyingly flashy cowboy boots and a perpetual frown.  He doesn't believe in deodorant, nor does he like to bathe in general... a very smelly person.

He's had so many girlfriends, he can't keep track of them all; even with his attitude, he's seen more action than most folks ever knew existed!  Of course, he hasn't a clue as to what real, true love is... not that it bothers him; he's a love-'em-and-leave-'em type.  Oh, and he DETESTS children, too.

He LOVES fish - and hates all other seafood.  He also has quite a LARGE appetite for mayonnaise, and lathers that stuff on EVERYTHING he eats... which isn't much; he's always dieting, y'know.

On top of all that above stuff... he also happens to be dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin' rich... yet wouldn't even share a red cent with a dying child.  Greedy to the very core of his being, he takes everything completely for granted, and feels that he is entitled to exist EXACTLY as he is now.

He absolutely LOATHES music - every kind out there.  He thinks media entertainment is a TOTAL waste of time, and especially holds a dark place in his heart for Anime - which he feels to be the biggest waste of time for losers who don't have anything better to do.

He kicks kittens, stomps on sandcastles and laughs at the downtrodden with a "sucks to be YOU" attitude towards the world in general... and give ZERO phoques about it.

I'd name his favorite characters on the show... except that he's an Anti-Brony; he even boycotts actors who cameo on the show, he hates it so very badly.

All in all, A REAL ASSHAT...

 

 

 

... anyone care to help me bury the body?  

 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Evil Coffee would be talented and charismatic, 

There'd also be a sentient voice in E. Coffee's head that gives out compliments and reminds E. Coffee of all the good memories...

Evil Coffee is also very hard working and is excellent at lifting the spirit of friends who are sad or depressed , of which he has many! 

E. Coffee is also very social and has no problems conversing with people

(The more I'm writing this , the more I feel like Evil Coffee is actually Good Coffee and I'm the Evil Version o_o )

 

 

However, E. Coffee is also very quick to anger...and never forgets the slightest aggression...

E. Coffee likes to manipulate his army of friends in order to gain status and control....two things, E. Coffee cares very much about. 

E. Coffee is a perfectionist, and likes to plays the piano. E. Coffee is not very good at chess... Or strategy in general... But has excellent reflexes and amazing accuracy. 

 

I'd say E. Coffee is pretty much Do Flamingo

Edited July 2, 2017 by Coffee

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sungam Drol

• Shows no sympathy for others
• Has no sense of right and wrong
• Doesn't fear anything
• Is highly intelligent
• Sucks at video games
• is highly social
• Eats slow, but messy
• Is in great physical condition
• Hates Lego
• Wears a white tank top, ripped jeans, and sandals
• Hates action scenes
• Loves Death Metal
• Is physically active
• Doesn't collect stuff
• Teeth are in good condition
• Has no acne
• Is heterosexual
• Could care less about other people's opinions
• Doesn't care how he looks
• Is a pyromaniac
• Is immature
• Never gets bored
• Is a slob

Edited July 8, 2017 by Lord Magnus

[SugarCoatxMarblePie 701]

Opposites are very complex, it can be opposite sides of an argument, but that's both sides being aggressive, so the other side might be passive rather than aggressive, and disagree for example, if I want to do this the right way which I do lol.

Hm, no that's too evil to list hm.

Well I think I have it, they say the prefrontal cortex decides identity so I just have to invert the identity on all fronts.

So, they would be a mtf transsexual but strictly behave straight and are in denial over it

Suicidal in response to high amounts of tension

Anarchistic

Scientologist

Authoritarian

Uncompromising

OCD

Superiority complex.

Give in to impulses to become violent.

But the idea of 'evil twin' is so diverse so I am sure if one existed thered be such a large range of correct answers that it'd be incorrect (my guess would be incorrect).

Also believe in Satanism's principles.

Its something I find vaguely interesting, but disagree with. He would agree with it and find it very specifically interesting for specific detailed reasons and think its correct where I think its incorrect and heavy handed he would justify it in detail.

Also they would want to promote pc culture to take advantage of the conflicts financially

Oh and their name huh

It'd be um, TwilightSparkleprovesedwardcullenisgayvampire

Then again, they having OCD wouldn't make such a ridiculous name lol.

[Guest]

The evil twin of Jaspers would be called Emeralds and she would probably steal all their friends' snacks just to see their frustration. She's unnaturally calm all the time and could get smashed across the face without batting an eye. If Emeralds even has friends, she's constantly betting on which one she'll leave behind next and being a huge drama queen about it. The 'friends' she still has are afraid of her and strongly dislike her at the same time since every time someone needs help, she'll just grab popcorn and say that it's the best kind of entertainment there is. What Emeralds is good at is talking and she talks to everyone she sees, but with using vulgar language and asking intrusive questions all the freaking time. She throws all her studies out the window because who cares about that? Certainly not Emeralds.

[Zachary 5,521]

Yrahcaz:

Hates Rarity

Hates Puppies

Loves Lily Lace

Is immature

Loves Suri Polomare

Hates Junk food

Hates Nascar

Hates Steven Universe

Loves Paw Patrol

Terrible at Video games

Loves Sonic Boom

Is a Vegetarian

Yup, That's my Evil Twin!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I am the evil twin and ate my good twin the end 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Ember Blazefreeze

-Master pyromancer

-Blonde hair blue eyes

-Lacks creativity

-Has no ambition to learn new talents

-Is immature

-Wants to abolish the police

-Thinks things like this is funny

-Is cowardly

-Is a backstabbing snake

-Is strong, but not fast or agile

-Is very loud and obnoxious

-Is a complete asshole

-Is a huge fan of 2010's music

 

I'd continue with a few other opposites, but I feel I might get in trouble with staff if I included those... soo I'm leaving it as is.

Edited July 3, 2017 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

Mine would be named Narcissus and would be an introvert except when it comes to lashing out about politics or raving about her great loves in life, which are video games, grunge rock and occasional forays into country music. She'd have terrible fashion sense and goes out of her way to flaunt the fact as though it's some form of rebellion against a nameless, faceless authority figure. Her hair is brightly colored and so seldom is its natural color seen that even she doesn't remember what color it once was. She is further adorned with elaborate tattoos over most of her body and numerous piercings, hoping they'll draw attention from the fact that she's really a man. For all her fiery personality, she only eats the most mundane foods; nothing spicy or flavorful at all. She's a morning person, which often makes it difficult for her to be discreet when going out and tagging walls with graffiti and feminist remarks. She also hates cartoons, plushies and other childish things she deems to be too innocent for an 'adult' like her.  

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Oh my evil twin is truly an agent of evil, Methoignoramus. I would imagine he would be the complete 100% opposite of me.

 

I seek and work for peace. He seeks and works for chaos.

I value the innocent and make sure they follow their own decisions without any sort of corruption on their end. My evil twin values corrupting the innocent's mind to do Satan's bidding.

I worship the God of Abraham and am a Monotheist. He worships Satan as his god (thus totally into committing acts of shirk) and is thus a Satanist.

I favor the life of Humanity must prosper and be happy. He favors the end and damnation of Humanity since he believes that Humans are the worst creatures to ever come into existence in this world (even though He is a human too, but favors the Jinns/Demons as the Superior Creation).

I leave Humanity to decide for themselves in hopes that someday they will worship the God of Abraham. He on the other hand will indoctrinate YOU that Humanity having Free Will is all an elaborate illusion crafted by the God of Abraham, thus he will make you worship Satan as he is on the right rebelling against the God of Abraham ever since the day Adam came into existence.

I find good and innocence on people despite us being strangers by default. He finds nothing but evil and wickedness on people no matter what.

I tend to be naive, but trying my best to be a wise man. He's intelligent, skeptical, and cynical.

I take everything seriously. He takes everything except his devotion to Satan as a joke.

I want Humanity to live on for God's sake. He wants Humanity to commit mass Genocide amongst each other just like the Jinns used to do during Satan's time in the Ancient Jinn War.

Edited July 8, 2017 by ZethaPonderer