movies/tv Worst Fight Scenes ever

[Megas 27,742]

We love seeing people beat the shit out of each other, and nothing gets us more hyped than watching a well choreographed fight scene. Sometimes though this isn't always executed well. Sometimes we'll get something special, sometimes we get one of those fight scenes that are so bad they're amazing. In this topic we find some of the worst fight scenes we can think of(also let's see how far we can get without bringing up that one from Star Trek :p)

 

From the movie "Undefeatable"

[KrazyDashie 1,847]

I mean I guess I can say that the scenes from the 1960... something batman shows were kinda terrible  

[Dark Qiviut 22,444]

The final fight scene from Alex Cross is the worst I ever saw. What could've been good was marred by horrific choreography and worse Shaky Cam. It's so disorienting to watch, that your eyes may sting.

 

[cmarston1 5,959]

This fight scene serves to highlight how the entire episode is just one big awkward, uncomfortable sex metaphor used to shoehorn in a terribly, terribly written romance into a series that would have been way better off without it.

Also given how Jack has been in the future for at least 50 years at this point in time, it feels pretty out of place to see him stumble around with using technology like this as well.

Edited October 21, 2017 by cmarston1

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

What should've been the epic reveal of Palpatine's true nature as a Sith Master... was instead a goofy mess.

Edited March 2, 2021 by Orcus on His Throne

[Gabriel 560]

Yeah the noises he makes though, they always get me. Those and the sloppy moves...1:06 mark, enough said.

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

On 2017-10-21 at 1:43 PM, Crewman said:

Yeah the noises he makes though, they always get me. Those and the sloppy moves...1:06 mark, enough said.

By contrast, his fight with Yoda is mostly well-done - and even iconic (e.g., they literally throw the Senate at each other).

Still, the way Yoda Force-Pushes Palpatine through his own chair will never not be narm.

Edited March 2, 2021 by Orcus on His Throne

[TBD 17,256]

Pretty much would be most the battle scene(s) in MLP beside Tirek. 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

On 2017-10-24 at 1:48 PM, TBD said:

Pretty much would be most the battle scene(s) in MLP beside Tirek. 

Even in Season 1, we got some underratedly epic moments before the Twilight's Kingdom fight - e.g., this:

Edited March 2, 2021 by Orcus on His Throne

[Olly 1,011]

 

two guys gently nudging each other along with laser sticks until one of them just straight up lets himself be killed except he isn't killed he just disappears into thin air

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

On 2017-10-30 at 12:10 AM, Olly said:

two guys gently nudging each other along with laser sticks until one of them just straight up lets himself be killed except he isn't killed he just disappears into thin air

That one sort-of gets a pass because (1) it was the 70s, (2) it was the first Duel ever filmed, (3) Obi-Wan and Vader aren't in their primes, (4) tight corridors aren't ideal for elaborate maneuvers, and (5) it's part of Obi-Wan's Xanatos Gambit anyway.

Edited March 2, 2021 by Orcus on His Throne

[Olly 1,011]

4 hours ago, The Artist Formerly Known As A.V. said:

 

That one sort of gets a pass because (1) it was the 70s, (2) it was the first duel ever filmed, (3) Obi-Wan and Vader aren't exactly in their primes, (4) tight corridors aren't exactly ideal for elaborate maneuvers, and (5) it's all part of Obi-Wan's Xanatos Gambit anyway.

okay but... it's still bad though?

at least it's not this