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The only explanation is that part of Charles Barkley's soul was transferred into your dog. In which case, you should see how he his at Basketball.

Doc, have you ever kissed a dinosaur?


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yes...your mother.

Doc, the universe is dying, what do? 


                 

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Just fall into oblivion with it, my man. No point in defying fate. The darkness is welcoming.

Doc, how do I make my older sister stop eating so sweets? She’s ruining her health and cheating on her much-needed diet.


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Well, my expert opinion is that you should go through a therapy whereby you become sick of something by exposing yourself to it in vast amounts. *whispers* Rub the jelly on yourself... You won’t be obsessed for long... *evil laughter*

 

Doc, I think that my medication is making me hate mankind.


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that's why you'd never drug deal. 

Doc, sometime i imagine myself flying, is it possible that one day it will happen? 

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Maybe, but you’ll probably need a licence for it, and it’ll likely be insanely hard to get, and the air traffic will probably be strictly regulated. You should probably give up on that little dream. On the other hand, some drugs may be an acceptable option, but side effects include violent outbursts, rashes, failure to make friends as our pony overlords have taught us, etc.

Doc, how do I stop myself from eating so much bacon?


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Inject cyanide into the bacon. That way, you physically can't eat it.

Doc, why do we suck at fighting games?

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You'll know when Bruce Willis tells you so.

Doc, do you ever think super powers will become a reality?


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the only super power that close to reality is me giving you a smack on the noggin.

Doc, I want to be a superhero but how?


                 

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Gather some spent fuel from the nearest nuclear reactor, mix with as many household chemicals as you can find, and consume twice daily until the desired result is achieved.

 

Doc, I think I might be getting lazy. What do?


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https://xkcd.com/520/
BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct

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On 7/23/2018 at 11:35 AM, TBD said:

yes...your mother.

sick burn...

No, you'd be injured.

Doc, I accidentally put C4 in tide pods.


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I heard people drinking C4, but not wearing them..

Doc, will I ever be cure?


                 

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No, stop drinking.

 

Doc, the Backstreet Boys told me to rock my body right and I took it for granite. 


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Doc, can my curse be lifted? 


                 

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Why don't you sit down and relax...*getting the gun ready behind their back*

Doc, I have a habit of taking things without paying back what do?

 


                 

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The best things in life are free, bro... The best things in life are free... :mlp_smug:

Doc, I was watching a video about a certain group of idiotic people thinking that the comments from them would be hilarious, but instead, it just depressed me seeing as valid research evidently means nothing to these people. I have no more hope for an entire portion of mankind. What do I do?


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Drink some of this, it'll make you feel better. *hands you a bottle of pro-strength nail polish remover*

Doc, I have a screwdriver fetish. How do I get over it?

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Try pretending to be a doctor who travels through time

Doc, I will you teach how to sing?


                 

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