Terrible Therapist game

[Nye 1,652]

10 minutes ago, shyabetes3939 said:

Doc, certain ponies aren't speaking to me the same way they used to.

Tell Celestia to banish them to the moon.

Doc, my foot itches no matter what, I've tried itch cream, burning it, and amputation. The itch won't go away.

[TBD 17,228]

Maybe you should check the other foot.

Doc, what is the best sub for cigarettes? 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Desomorphine; it may be infinitely more damaging, but at least it doesn't beat around the bush.

I have a crippling fear of quesadillas. What can I do to cope?

[TBD 17,228]

leave out the cheese

Doc, I have the power to control chao..how is that possible?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

You must be related to Cream the Rabbit or Tikal.

Doc, could you help me beat Drake of the 99 Dragons?

Edited August 20, 2018 by Panzy

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

here is a recipe that never fails


doctor, i was upset this morning, and when they told me to not be, it didn't work

[TBD 17,228]

That's because it's monday..

Doc, it hurts to smile.

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Then carve one onto your face; it worked for Heath Ledger, didn't it?

Doctor, I feel as if something is missing in my life. What should I do?

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

organise a search party, don't forget the baloons

Doctor, i'm told i'm a terrible patient, some even go as far as to call me im-patient

(p.s. you had me searching for that Rareaction, now i'm sad its not there )

[TBD 17,228]

That's because you haven't paid the bill for the past 10 yrs now..

Doc, I'm attempting to rule the world, any advice?

 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I would suggest you to calmly negotiate with global authorities to achieve your dominance, and don't forget to say "please"! Kindness is everything you need.

All my family members seem like they want nothing to do with me, but I'm not if that's actually the case. What to do, doc?

[TBD 17,228]

if they don't want you, ditch them and adopt a new one.

Doc, this person won't leggo my eggo...

 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Just eat it, he'll have nothing to latch onto then.

I keep losing my earbuds, so often that I've spent all my earnings on earbuds. What to do, I haven't got a good meal in days. D:

[epiccuttlefish 112]

Easy, just eat the earbuds that you have lost.

 

I keep getting distracted when I am doing someth... SQUIRREL!

[TBD 17,228]

glue your eyes shut then

Doc, it's hard for me to study what do?

[Pucksterv 4,507]

don't study, it's a waste of time

I keep hearing voices, what do I tell them owo

[TBD 17,228]

tell em' to shut the hell up.

Doc, I believe that one of my classmate is an alien, but no ones believe me...

[Lights Action 476]

I have a feeling it's the little boy with the glasses.
I'll deal with him, don't worry, little one. I can deal with this in a civilized manner. 
Doctor...I feel rather odd today... 

[TBD 17,228]

 your button is uneven.

Doc, I feel sick to my stomach. 

 

[Lights Action 476]

Are you sure? I don't see a- Oh well. Here. Some good old chicken soup and a glass of milk will do the trick.
Doctor...*hmm* My friends say I'm a 'schizo'. I-Is that bad, and can it be cured?

[Iam 525]

Stop eating so much medicaments.

Dear doctor, I had fell in love with Starlight, is it worth to cure that? Hope not.

[TBD 17,228]

 

13 hours ago, Iam said:

Stop eating so much medicaments.

Dear doctor, I had fell in love with Starlight, is it worth to cure that? Hope not.

Dear patient...there's nothing wrong with that since it seems.you have gotten over it. So you're already cured.

Doc, my wishes keep getting corrupted. what do?.

 

Edited August 26, 2018 by TBD

[Will Guide 21,325]

59 minutes ago, TBD said:

 

Dear patient...there's nothing wrong with that since it seems.you have gotten over it. So you're already cured.

Doc, my wishes keep getting corrupted. what do?.

 

Fool, Everyone knows wishing on stars is for babies and crazy people.

Doc, I have 3 avatar pictures I want to use, but I can only show one at a time.

[TBD 17,228]

Combine them together,  that's what photoshop are invented for.

Doc, why am I here again?

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

10 minutes ago, TBD said:

Combine them together,  that's what photoshop are invented for.

Doc, why am I here again?

 

To do something about that creepy face.

Doc, I'm afraid that Chrysalis will return.