Terrible Therapist game

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

5 minutes ago, lyrabetes3939 said:

Turn it around and start poking yourself in the eyes. Soon it'll lose its appeal.

I have a phobia of the number 27, what should I do?

Turn it upside down.

 

Doc, what should I do if I start falling in love with a cabinet? 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,969]

8 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Doc, what should I do if I start falling in love with a cabinet? 

Grt help!

What do I look like, a therapist?!

 

Doctor, I'n afraid of therapists

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

*takes long sip of coffee*
 

Then get outta my office. 
 

 

 

Doc, Im feeling suicidal. 

[Samurai Equine 45,971]

...Just like Dylan's Mr. Jones? Sounds like yer blues. (Beatles reference.)

Doctor, I can't lift my arms.

[Number62 1,247]

That won't be a problem if you don't have arms.

Why am I always craving cookies?

[Mirage 24,142]

5 minutes ago, Number62 said:

That won't be a problem if you don't have arms.

Why am I always craving cookies?

Because you're full of worms.

Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(!

[Will Guide 21,325]

Just now, Mirage said:

Because you're full of worms.

Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(!

You're really an Alien and those symbols that censor Earth language is actually inoffensive in your native alien language

 

Doctor, I lost my cat recently. What do I do now?

[Bastian 13,319]

8 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Because you're full of worms.

Doc, why do I swear when I just hit my toe on the end of my desk! Ouch &*#%^$(*&^@#$&*^(!

Such language is not allowed here! Get out!

Why doctor, why?

*starts crying*

[Mirage 24,142]

20 minutes ago, Bastian said:

Why doctor, why?

*starts crying*

Oh shut up and deal with it!

Why do I keep seeing stars?

[TBD 17,228]

This laser help with your eyes.. now hold still.

 

(This is what happen when you walked in the wrong time! No witness!)

 

Doc, my back is killing me!

 

[Mirage 24,142]

8 minutes ago, TBD said:

Doc, my back is killing me!

*kills your front*

Doc, I want vegetables to taste good.

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

We all know corn is is the answer to world hunger, so you should only eat corn. Don't worry about any of that other horrible tasting veggies.

 

Doctor, How do I stop my nose from running so much?

[Number62 1,247]

You can chop off their legs.

Why do I keep losing my remote?

[Samurai Equine 45,971]

Because your remote doesn't like you now and you should just give it some space. This isn't always about you, ya know.  Sometimes the remote wants to do stuff and go places. Sometimes the remote wants to change other things besides YOUR television. Did you ever think about that? ...Didn't think so.

Doc, if it takes more muscles to smile than frown, then how come my smile comes so easily?

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

Sounds too me that you are taking way too many happy pills. Maybe you should lay off them.

Doc, why do I rather sleep in the morning and be up all night?

[TBD 17,228]

hmm I think we might have a serious problem here but I got the cure it

 

 

Doc, do you think you will take me in to shadow you? 

 

[Samurai Equine 45,971]

I'm sorry, but our relationship is strictly professional. However, you might be interested in this Red Light District I've been hearing about...

Doc, I'm having a hard time trusting you. How do I know I'm not just another lab rat to you?

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

I'm sorry, but our relationship is strictly professional. However, you might be interested in this Red Light District I've been hearing about...

Doc, I'm having a hard time trusting you. How do I know I'm not just another lab rat to you?

Just look in the mirror. You're clearly not a lab rat. Do you see a rat tail coming out of your butt?

Doctor, I think I am the reincarnation of the Entire Multiverse itself! That I have the power to control everyone's fate and how the universe changes over the eternal timestream and alternative timelines too

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

Suck it up and deal with it.

Doc, I keep seeing floating goats with fish tails in my dreams.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

You should lay off the fish gyros.

Doc, I keep seeing lightning flashes when I close my eyes.

[Tao 6,739]

Stop staring at the sun baka!

 

Doc,  me and voices have come to a agreement....

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

that doesn't sound like a problem then   ...well, what did you agree on?

Doctor, my name is Casey, and in case it's not obvious already, i have a case of excessive use of the word "case"

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

Well, if that's the case than you should probably go change your name, I'm too old to deal with this complaining of yours.

Doc, everyone keeps calling me a knuckle fish wannabe

[Bastian 13,319]

Don't you see im having lunch? Stupid knuckle fish wannabe.

Doc, my enthusiasm to commit suicide is killing me.  

[TBD 17,228]

Here's a dose of pessimism, MAUD.   

 

Doc, do you think I will make a good time lord?