Terrible Therapist game

[Evil Pink One 12,979]

Thats right ive heard this story over and over again. Gee Just eat some chillpills with you other meds!

Oh im addicted to cycling

 

Edited June 4, 2020 by Kujamih

[TBD 17,228]

Good. now recycle, it’s good for the environment 

Doc, Trotty is addicting to spamming what do?

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

Well horses shouldn't be eating spam. I suppose you should bring him out back. You know the rest, son.

Doctor, I think I ate a rainbow .

Edited June 4, 2020 by Prince Doopliss

[Evil Pink One 12,979]

Don't worry youll only poop butterflies

Recycled...what now

 

[TBD 17,228]

now be one with the tree earthling

Doc, is somethin's smokin beside me? 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

It depends! Is the smoke coming from beside you or actually inside? Both have easy solutions! Ingest butane gas and that will make the fire so big it puts itself out by burning the source! Or you can do the same to whatever is beside you smoking! If someone has a cig lit, spray butane on them! If something is burning, you know it, spray butane on it!

Doc, doc!? Someone told me that the government are turning all the frogs gay and I can't tell whether its sad or funny, what do I do?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 6/11/2020 at 12:06 PM, Handsome Changeling said:

Doc, doc!? Someone told me that the government are turning all the frogs gay and I can't tell whether its sad or funny, what do I do?

Kiss them all, they'll transform into Princes !

Doctor ! I broke my tongue ! What do I do ?

[TBD 17,228]

Don't stand near a cat next time. 

Doc, it's hot and my head hurts from the sun...

[Bastian 13,319]

7 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Kiss them all, they'll transform into Princes !

Doctor ! I broke my tongue ! What do I do ?

Mhmmmhm? Mhmmhhmm.

Doc, I tend to mix español with ingles.

Oh my puto god!

Edited June 17, 2020 by Bastian
Ninja!

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 minutes ago, Bastian said:

 

Mhmmmhm? Mhmmhhmm.

Doc, I tend to mix español with ingles.

Oh my puto god!

 

Have you tried going to England to learn the language again?

Doctor, I'm in two separate bodies like my avatar right now

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

9 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Doctor, I'm in two separate bodies like my avatar right now

I don't see the problem, use your clone to do several stuff at the same time 

Doctor I have amnesia... who are you ?

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

I'm... 

Doctor, I got struck by a lightning while I was flying in the air, what do I do!? 

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

I'm... 

Doctor, I got struck by a lightning while I was flying in the air, what do I do!? 

Set yourself to a battery; the electric energy you got can be useful

Doctor I keep thinking I'm Bonnie the bunny from Five Nights at Freddy's.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

17 hours ago, Will Guide said:

Doctor I keep thinking I'm Bonnie the bunny from Five Nights at Freddy's.

Try to eat people, if you're not sick in the morning it means you truly are that Bonnie character.

Help Doctor my squirrel ate too many pop corn !

[TBD 17,228]

put him over the fire!

Doctor squirrel keep attacking me!

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Get Fluttershy to stop it. 

Doctor, I think I'm secretly being ponified into my OC, what should I do? 

[Evil Pink One 12,979]

There's no need for therapy for that!? You frikin in the best situation you could ever beeeeee....

What now....

[TBD 17,228]

now we just sit and twiddle our thumbs

Doc, are you going out of business yet? 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 6/29/2020 at 1:11 AM, TBD 🚬 said:

Doc, are you going out of business yet? 

Not thanks to you are your weird disease !

Help doctor, I think I love Princess Luna a liiiiiiiiiiiittle too much  

[TBD 17,228]

well good news is... she doesn't love you to the moon and back 

Doc, it's so hot and I hate summer

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

2 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

Doc, it's so hot and I hate summer

Geez man I have the same problem, you should sse a doctor for th-HEY WAIT !

Doctor help it's so hot and I hate summer !

[TBD 17,228]

bury yurself then, it's cooler down there

Doc, trotty is addicted to spams

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

bury yurself then, it's cooler down there

Doc, trotty is addicted to spams

You mean like spam emails? get him off the internet!

Doc, I can't sssseem to ssssstop hissssssing like a tea kettle.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

20 hours ago, Will Guide said:

You mean like spam emails? get him off the internet!

Doc, I can't sssseem to ssssstop hissssssing like a tea kettle.

Huhum... well the problem is simple it's-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BIT ME !!

Doctor help ! I have ponysnek poison in my body !

[Will Guide 21,325]

39 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Huhum... well the problem is simple it's-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BIT ME !!

Doctor help ! I have ponysnek poison in my body !

Let me just suck the poison right out.

Doc, I'm seeing spots on my long scaly body!