Terrible Therapist game

[TBD 17,228]

Stapled your mouth from cheeks to cheeks

Doctor,  I keep forgetting things what do? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 5/5/2020 at 1:00 AM, TBD said:

Doctor,  I keep forgetting things what do? 

Stop doing things, so you'll never forget them !

Doctor, I think my mind is broken, what should I do ?

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Shake your head until you feel your brain reattached to the stem.

Doctor, i wore a Corona and couldn't stop coughing- Achoo! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

20 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Doctor, i wore a Corona and couldn't stop coughing- Achoo! 

It made you sick because the costume was not complete, take a sceptre and the cough should go away !

Doctor, I woke up as a pony, what should I do ?

[TBD 17,228]

take care of my garden

Doctor, how can I stop Trotty from spamming? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 5/8/2020 at 8:09 PM, TBD said:

Doctor, how can I stop Trotty from spamming? 

You can try to steal his keyboard. Maybe. TO BE HONEST I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS PONY CAN TYPE ON A KEYBOARD ! 

Doctor ! I got a sunburn, what do I do ?

[Samurai Equine 45,964]

You must go further. Burn the sunburn off with fire! They'll cancel each other out, and you'll have perfectly smooth skin.

Doctor, I think I have a 3rd eye, but it's not letting me see anything. ...Help? 

[TBD 17,228]

push it out. it's useless

Doctor, my shoulder is aching...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 5/12/2020 at 9:32 PM, TBD said:

Doctor, my shoulder is aching...

Cu your arm, it'll pass !

Doctor, my cat just attacked me and I'm bleeding, what do I do ?

[TBD 17,228]

lick up off you wimp!

Doctor I have a stomach ache and yes I tried punching it. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

3 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

Doctor I have a stomach ache and yes I tried punching it. 

Then you should try to eat, eat, eat a lot ! The more you can ! You'll be so full that you'll forgot your pain !

Docteur, I miss my friends...

[TBD 17,228]

Talk to yourself. Only you can rely on yourself.

Doctor, how can I tell if it's night or daylight when I can't see? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

You can tell if it's day or night by putting your finger on your nose and singing the happy birthday song 3 times

Doctor how can I be sure that I'm alive ?

[TBD 17,228]

allow me to demonstrated what a dead would look like...*referring to you

Doctor, I'm missing a toe! what doo??

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

A toe ? Who needs this ? Just put some alcohol and a bandage. 

Doctor, my view is bad what do I do ?

[Bastian 13,319]

Im not a doctor. Im Valentino Rossi.

Doctor, I am becoming numb. What to do?

[Will Guide 21,325]

55 minutes ago, Bastian Bolts⚡ said:

Im not a doctor. Im Valentino Rossi.

Doctor, I am becoming numb. What to do?

The next step is to go from num to nun.

Doc, I'm both my OCs, Unicorn Will Guide and Changeling Will Guide, and we're both in love with each other.

[TBD 17,228]

You have a serious case of Narcissism!

Doc, I'm in trouble will you cover for me?  

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 5/19/2020 at 8:57 PM, TBD 🚬 said:

Doc, I'm in trouble will you cover for me?  

I can give 200 dollar in cash, can't do better.

Doctor ! Help me I swallowed a bee ! 

[TBD 17,228]

drink some tea and honey!

Doctor there's an alien invasion!!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Then you must go face them ! QUICK !

Doctor I'm exhausted, what should I do ? 

[Yoshi89 5,291]

Sleep until the decade is over.

Doctor, I have this funny pain in my upper chest.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

They say wine is good for the heart and chest, so I would suggest drinking gallons of it as fast as you can!

Doctor, I have an unhealthy obsession with biting people, what do I do?

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

It might have something to do with you decaying flesh. Which mean you are zombie that need to be put down!

Doctor I have really bad eyesight!

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

Sell your eyeballs to Cozy Glow. She'll fix them righttttt up!

 

Spinel attacked me in a dream.