KillerKingBakudan 702 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 You're in the woods where you overhear a conversation between a couple of pony thugs. One of them is offering the other a 10-lb. sack of expensive "merchandise" that he stole from some corrupt detective. They reach an agreement, and when they split, you decide to follow the buyer until he goes to sleep at his camp. When he does, you get the opportunity to take his shit and examine it for yourself. The stolen "goods" are small bags of narcotics; mostly heroine, cocaine, and meth. There are even bags of other powdery stuff you've never seen before. Some of them might be drugs made from rare Equestrian plants, or magic ingredients. And the bags are each marked with a distinct label from Equestria's biggest pharmaceutical company, which as of late, was rumored to have had dealings with numerous crime families. This proves beyond any doubt that they're a cartel guilty of drug trafficking. But the allegations against them have never led to any criminal charges, let alone convictions. They seem to have friends in high places. You look at their list of stockholders. And sure enough, you find that the majority has been bought out by a certain Manehattan banker who, judging from the disturbing number of party photos you dig up on the bastard, is also good friends with Celestia..... That would certainly explain a lot. Why he's never been arrested, why there's been a dramatic increase in the number of ODs in Equestria, and even where Celestia's fortune came from. It had to come from somewhere after all. You may be in the best position to expose her with all this evidence. But at this level of corruption, virtually ANY of Celestia's friends could be in on it. Including the other princesses. So you don't know if bringing this knowledge to the authorities or the press will help. On top of that, you begin to notice that one of the unknown powdery substances in your possession begins to glow. This could mean anything. For all you know, it could be signaling some pony to your current whereabouts; the thug you just took it from, the dirty detective, or even Celestia herself. What do you do? 1 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Canterlot 9,608 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 What would I do? Probably do the drugs No, , what I would really do is flee from Equestria, if Equestria really is as corrupt and seemingly dangerous as it seems, it would probably be best if I just simply left and went to someplace like the edge of the Griffin Lands to set up a small farm or something. I would probably be watching my back for the rest of my life too, because of those drug lord ponies know about me, they would possibly want to eliminate me altogether to reduce any possibly media fallout that could happen if I exposed them. So I would just live out the rest of my days of that farm I would set up, growing crops and doing the drugs I found. RA RA RASPUTIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,201 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 WTF? I’ll just stay at the Everfree Forest. It’s not like I’ll live in the saccharine diabetes-infested wonderland known as Ponyville. Celestia doing drugs? Not my problem. If however she gets in my way, then I will fight her to the death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,867 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 Are the pharmacies purposefully over prescribing so patients become addicted and when they can't get their fix any longer they resort to buying other less safe drugs off the street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Tang 2,431 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 Magical weeds funny enough. Celestia doing drugs business? Not my problem, better keep my mouth closed than get into any troubles. You can't compete with the corrupt and tyrannical ruler of a country if you're only a normal pony. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricityBill 121 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 I'd certainly ask her for some weed to chill out properly and take some advantage of awful state of affaits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grobien 58 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 Call the admins. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,996 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 I'd not care, and if Celestia's partnered with a drug dealer, it's her choice and she's the leader of Equestria! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 June 4, 2018 Share June 4, 2018 have better "merchandises", kill the original drug dealer, wait, have Celestia on the list, profit, flee from Equestria before the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat-kun 2,531 June 5, 2018 Share June 5, 2018 I give the stuff to Haysenberg in hopes that he can recycle the ingredients for the next batch. I also call the dealers and instruct them to be more careful about how they move my shit cause the next time they screw up I'll use them as the ingredients. What a twist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus 3,042 June 7, 2018 Share June 7, 2018 Go into business for ourselves, start cooking and topple the Empire Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pr0m4NV14 839 June 8, 2018 Share June 8, 2018 I actually wouldn’t really care. You do you, Celestia. My original character page! -Critique Wanted!- Click Me! Jennifer has a page too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 June 9, 2018 Author Share June 9, 2018 I gotta admit, the indifference I'm seeing is a little... shocking. Even for me. Lol. I'd predict lots of dead fillies to come from this. 1 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicEnergy 23,247 October 2, 2020 Share October 2, 2020 I'd try my best to do the right thing and report her. *totally not up to any shenanigans* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,599 October 2, 2020 Share October 2, 2020 I am against drugs. I would never support that, even if it was the Princess of everypony that did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Pencil 3,029 October 3, 2020 Share October 3, 2020 i'll try to gain some evidence and report her but I think no one would believe me. I'll try though because I am highly against drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,246 October 3, 2020 Share October 3, 2020 Why would I care anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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