Let's Write the Worst Fanfiction Ever

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Fought the master of all french fry, Ronald McGoddamnDonald. In which he devloped...

 

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A super sonic radio controlled banana that was so powerful that only...

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Twist could withstand it's direct impact...but before that she had to assume her final form.

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But, the evil Jimmy Neutron came in and stole all Twist's power. Then he laughed and said....

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"I am going to steal all the nachos in the whole multiverse! There is none to stop my genious!" he continued using his evil manical hiccups but suddenly a portal appeared and he got punched by...

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Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

 

He sensed a disturbance in the multiverse and decided Equestria was as good a place as anywhere to kick some ass.

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Queen Chrysalis appeared behind him saying "Well done my extraverse friend i wouldn't have made it in time to save all the nachos... It would be a shame if my changelings couldn't eat nachos since that's the best substitute for love..." To congratulate him she...

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Opened a portal.

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All seemed to be lost until Celestia descended from the heavens. Everypony/person/thing looked at her in a gasp as she held up a corpse of a bird and cried, "This parrot is dead! It is no more! It has ceased to be!"

 

Immediately afterwards, everyone attended the parrot's funeral.

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The ponies were sad. And then an angry cashier appeared.

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Mercilessly jumped on him, tearing his comics in half, and stamping on his glasses. He then got so angry, that his dad turned into..

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The 13th regeneration of The Doctor. Twilight was so shocked that she just had to do one thing, and that was...

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Use her Sonic Screwdriver to sonic Cybermen into the room (I know its not possible, but meh).

The Doctor could only gape at the Oncoming Storm...of Cybermen, so he pulled out...

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The most powerful weapon. Then fired at the Cybermen, which ended up, spawning the great and powerful Trixie. Yet, Trixie released a beam so powerful...

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that it even made Tirek twerk.

 

This made everyone's jaw drop so low to the ground that bugs and stuff began to crawl into everyone's mouth.

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Then those bugs controlled everyone to where they became minions of Satan. Satan's plan to add these ponies to the closet was to...

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Eat the souls of the Idaho potato farmers. They fought back, but Santa had their souls, and his dark machinations pit them against...

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Innocent mariachis, singing in Mexico.

 

Then never suspected a thing until...

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Gandalf sniffed the pure essence of Rainbow Dash, which in turn made him so...

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fat that clumps of matter began to orbit around him. Denizens of the multiverse began to colonize the new planets...

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And mined them for resources. Gandalf screamed "NO! THESE ARE MINE" and didn't allow the denizens to pass. So they...

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Did paper scissors rock, when Gandalf didn't win, he killed everyone, then took a bath to get rid of the blood and guts on him, when he got out, he was faces with the sight of...

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Mega Timmioth, the mega-evolved form of Timmioth!  It was amazing, Timmioth was a Pokemon all along!!  He was such a most powerfullest Pokemon that he didn't even need a trainer to evolve!!!  It was amazing and stuff!!!!  Timmy still wanted revenge and stuff so he challenged Gandalf to a duel!!!!!  They fought and stuff, and it looked like Mega Timmioth was winning until Gandalf called for Shadowfax and they fused together to become.......... SHADOW GANDALF!!!!!!  Shadow Gandalf then started winning and was beating up Timmioth which made him sad, but his sadness summoned the Mega Timmiothite and he mega-evolved again into........ MEGA MEGA TIMMIOTH!!!!!!!  It was more amazing and more stuff, Timmioth was the first ever Digimon to mega evolve TWICE!!!!!!!!  But it was not powerfullest enough, and Shadow Gandalf started winning again, which made Mega Mega Timmioth sad again, but then he found the Mega Mega Timmiothite and evolved again into....... MEGA MEGA MEGA TIMMIOTH!!!!!!!!!  Then...

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Derpy Hooves appeared to smite them both with her powers of absolute glory. She then levelled up to...

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Rocket power's Twister, Otto, Reggie, and Squid skated in only to realize they were in the wrong place at the wrong time and terribly confused.