My Little Admin: Feld0 is Watching

[Marcato 2,143]

Fun fact: Feld0 is the omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent god of the MLP Forums. He has a tab open in his web-browser for every single thread, user, and page in existance on this website. His computer has 128GB of ram, and has I9001 processors. He controls all things on the forums, as you should know and knows all, and see's all.

True story.

[Nightfall 3,950]

I ain't afraid of no big bad Feld0.

 

Not until Arylett shows up and kidnaps you and shows you the vastness of the Feldian supercomputer.

Then you will beg for mercy.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Foolish human. The neuromicrochips in the Feldian computer are superior to any cunning of a biological organism. His artificially-constructed brain is capable of much more cunning, cleverness, and guile than any brain constructed by the faulty hands of mother nature.

Um.

How can those "brains constructed by the faulty hands of nature" create something flawless?

Especially since nature took millions of years, whereas those brains are trying to make the same progress within decades. Plus, they are copying nature themselves, so...

 

Worst of all, an organic being can do things to me that a computer can't. Goodbye, thrill of being stalked.

Unless Feld0 is a Borg of course, then sure, I won't resist since it'd be futile.

Edited June 3, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Jokuc 8,174]

Feld0 -- But as a stalker SHWOP-WUPH

You are sitting infront of your computerscreen as usual. You are looking at some funny posts on mlpforums.com.

It is 01:28 am and you can see through your window that it is completely black outside. You are alone in the house

and it is dead silent in your cold dark room. You stand up and walk towards the light switch but soon discovers that

it does not work. Suddenly you hear a sharp rusty cry coming from behind. You turn around, looking at your com-

puter screen, and you get a mighty surprise which scares you alot. You are no longer on mlpforums.com. A very

dark picture of an evil face is shown. You walk to the computer and stares at the screen in confusion. That's when

you hear something behind you. You get very scared and hears that the sound is coming from outside your room.

It is coming directly from the other side of your door. You put your hand on the doorknob and listens. The sound stops.

You are going to look through the keyhole, but as soon as your eye reaches it, you see an eye with a very small pupil

looking right at you through the hole. You becomes so scared so you freeze. You stand completely still in your silent

room and now you can see how the door is slowly being opened by the person behind the door. You think your life is

going to end. This is the last moment of your life, you think. The person is barely visible because of the darkness. He

steps inside your room and stops five feet away from you, who just stands there in a freeze with a pounding heart. The

person holds out his hand as if he would give you something. You glance at his hand and finally decides to accept the

"gift". It is a toy. A purple unicorn pony. The person says: "Hi! I'm Feld0! Welcome to the herd!"

You look at him and drops on the floor.

Haha idk, I was bored xD Edited June 3, 2012 by Jokuc

[Proailurus 214]

Feld0 -- But as a stalker SHWOP-WUPH

You are sitting infront of your computerscreen as usual. You are looking at some funny posts on mlpforums.com.

It is 01:28 am and you can see through your window that it is completely black outside. You are alone in the house

and it is dead silent in your cold dark room. You stand up and walk towards the light switch but soon discovers that

it does not work. Suddenly you hear a sharp rusty cry coming from behind. You turn around, looking at your com-

puter screen, and you get a mighty surprise which scares you alot. You are no longer on mlpforums.com. A very

dark picture of an evil face is shown. You walk to the computer and stares at the screen in confusion. That's when

you hear something behind you. You get very scared and hears that the sound is coming from outside your room.

It is coming directly from the other side of your door. You put your hand on the doorknob and listens. The sound stops.

You are going to look through the keyhole, but as soon as your eye reaches it, you see an eye with a very small pupil

looking right at you through the hole. You becomes so scared so you freeze. You stand completely still in your silent

room and now you can see how the door is slowly being opened by the person behind the door. You think your life is

going to end. This is the last moment of your life, you think. The person is barely visible because of the darkness. He

steps inside your room and stops five feet away from you, who just stands there in a freeze with a pounding heart. The

person holds out his hand as if he would give you something. You glance at his hand and finally decides to accept the

"gift". It is a toy. A purple unicorn pony. The person says: "Hi! I'm Feld0! Welcome to the herd!"

You look at him and drops on the floor.

Haha idk, I was bored xD

 

I love the purple unicorn pony part xD Amazing ^^

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Haha idk, I was bored xD

This feldypasta has been spirally approved.

Good Trollestia, it's been so long since I last used my approval seal.

[letterone 1,204]

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*Turns around* ACK! A wall!

[Glaceon 793]

OH NO HES COMING.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

are we supposed to be scared, because im not

[Nightfall 3,950]

Haha idk, I was bored xD

 

One problem...

Feld0 is a supercomputer.

 

And he still watches you all the time...

He is HAL 9000, but 20% cooler.

[Marcato 2,143]

Feld0 IS watching. As I am writing this message, Feld0 is viewing this thread.

 

Feld0 has prooved himself all-powerful multiple times. For instance, the time he was kidnapped by his own mailmare, who ran the Aperture Science moon base. He quickly dispatched mailmare's chaotic behaviour and returned order to the forums.

 

He also has a lunar cannon. May God have mercy on whoever DARES to break a single rule on this server.

 

Don't even get me started on his minions. With the assistance of his commanders Zoop and Swoop, he provides his minions each with their very own banhammer, which they use to not only bring justice to those who dare step out of line, but adjust any necessary regions and districts to their proper location.

These minions include:

 

Kyronea. Nothing get's past him. He is the hawk of the Feldian army. He is also in charge of handling the bulk of the reports brought in by many of the spies that work undercover for the army.

Arylett. She is in charge of the imagination department. As the leader of the RolePlay world, she makes sure everyone is being imaginative, and well behaved in the creation of interactive stories. She also is quick to spot things that don't belong, and handle another large portion of the reports brought it.

Tich. He works to maintain the balance between threads, and works along side Kyronea. He is also Jonke's assistant in running and enforcing the alternate dimension of the forums known as Minecraft.

Jonke. He is the powerful admin in charge of this alternate dimension known as Minecraft. He leads the creation of Feld0's secret empire within this dimension. This empire, is designed to be an exact replica of Equestria. Only people with building talents and creativity are aloud to contribute to such an honourable task.

Neikos. He is in charge of the main battlefield between the two teams. Red, and Blue. Yes, he is in charge of the TF2 dimension. He holds much power here, and is respected as an avid programmer and writer.

Apple Bloom. Our favorite Cutie Mark Crusader. He searches often for area's to see if there are accidental doubles of threads. He is frequently seen searching, or participating in the Minecraft dimension.

Klopp. Klopp is the undercover cop of the forums. He remains anonymous and is only seen as online when he really wants to be. Much like Feld0's commanders Zoop and Swoop, he lurks in the shadows and strikes when there is need to.

 

Now let's explain Feld0's commanders.

 

Zoop. He is the most powerful of all members in this world we know and love as the MLP Forums. The only one stronger is Feld0 himself. He can take people out with a single word. "Die." Very few live to see a day after this. He hides his deadly personality beneath a witty attitude. However this witty attitude comes in handy when he's in battle with the rule breakers and thugs of the forums alleys.

 

Swoop. Although you rarely see Swoop as an active member due to his anonymous status, and his rare postings, he is in fact very powerful and the forum would not run as smoothly without him. Swoop works on the insides of the forums, similar to a master technician. While Feld0 does the same, Feld0 also has to deal with troubleshooting, and moderating all at the same time. When Feld0 doesn't have time for this, Swoop does what he does best, and SWOOP's in to the rescue to operate the forums inner workings.

 

Together, with his commanders and powerful minions, he rules the forums with an Iron fist. He is a lethal combination of Twilight Sparkle's knowledge, and Pinkie Pie's Omni-Everything. The next time you see Feld0's name on your home page as the most recent visitor, it will be the last visitor your page shall ever have.

 

(EDIT: Wow that was way longer then I thought.)

Edited June 3, 2012 by Silver Arrow

[benben471 66]

wait does this mean he watches us ALL THE TIME?

OH GOD...

HE KNOWS WHERE I HID THE CHEETOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FortyShadows 217]

NO NOT THE CHEETOS!!!!!!!!

RUN EVERYPONY RUN!

[False Perception 482]

@Jokuc

 

Wat da fuq did I just read?

[Jokuc 8,174]

@Jokuc

 

Wat da fuq did I just read?

 

Please use the quote buttons

 

Well you read some random text I wrote because I was bored? :3

[False Perception 482]

Please use the quote buttons

 

Well you read some random text I wrote because I was bored? :3

 

I didn't want to qoute it because then I would have to snip the story, and then someone just joining would be all derpy.

[Jokuc 8,174]

 

 

I didn't want to qoute it because then I would have to snip the story, and then someone just joining would be all derpy.

 

 

 

 

Ever tried spoilers?

 

 

Edited June 3, 2012 by Jokuc

[False Perception 482]

 

 

Ever tried spoilers?

 

 

 

I feel so stupid saying I have no bucking idea how to use them.

[MrL0LZ 866]

If Feld0 is a computer and he is always watching us...IS HE FeldOS? And the other admins are cores....And the moderators are turrents. and this is MLP Science....DEAR GOD HELP US.

[Jokuc 8,174]

I feel so stupid saying I have no bucking idea how to use them.

 

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or

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I hope this helps Edited June 3, 2012 by Jokuc

[Nightfall 3,950]

If Feld0 is a computer and he is always watching us...IS HE FeldOS? And the other admins are cores....And the moderators are turrents. and this is MLP Science....DEAR GOD HELP US.

 

Quite true...

 

And Silver Arrow has it DOWN.

Pretty much, don't EVER do anything to make a mod angry. Feld0 will come to your page, and you will never see the light of the MLPforums.com shine from your computer screen onto your face again.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

One question. If he's all-powerful... how come the mailmare could abduct him in the first place? Did His Feldedness let her kidnap him out of boredom?

[NavelColt 22,882]

If Feld0 is a computer and he is always watching us...IS HE FeldOS? And the other admins are cores....And the moderators are turrents. and this is MLP Science....DEAR GOD HELP US.

 

I now have the urge to stick Feld's face on GLaDOS and make it a meme.

[Nightfall 3,950]

One question. If he's all-powerful... how come the mailmare could abduct him in the first place? Did His Feldedness let her kidnap him out of boredom?

 

Obviously. The Wii U still had to be researched, but is anything more fun than being on the moon watching a bunch of users write on your forums?

I wouldn't know either. But Feld0 would.

 

I now have the urge to stick Feld's face on GLaDOS and make it a meme.

 

Do it and you're cool.

*Feld0 is watching... always.*

[MrL0LZ 866]

I now have the urge to stick Feld's face on GLaDOS and make it a meme.

 

Here you go.