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[Here No Longer 5,276]

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?

Stu: Making chocolate pudding.

Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

 

(I think we can all relate to Stu on this one)

[Cwanky 17,576]

                     

[TBD 17,254]

Sorry I’m late...horrible...nightmare..visions..

It’s called life Dib. Sit down.

[Prometheus 3,038]

"In what way is you winning the lottery 50/50?"

"Either I will win it, or I won't"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Go hang upside down somewhere, bat."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Eleanor: "Listen man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died and now we're killing her. Pay it forward."

[Castle Bleck 19,350]

"'Evil'? I am not malevolent; I simply am!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Oh, yes. Good choice. At any point, did you consider going with something, I don't know, more affordable, like say, BATTERIES!"

[Castle Bleck 19,350]

"He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!"

[Number62 1,258]

What are you going to do? Bite my kneecaps off?

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[Randimaxis 8,652]

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[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I know it sounds crazy. But if it weren't crazy, they wouldn't call it "a leap of faith." They would call it "a sit of doubting.""

[Castle Bleck 19,350]

"We could just go to our house, Eddy."

"What - and ruin the plot?"

[TBD 17,254]

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!!

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[Sparklefan1234 170,429]

I should have made this my first post in this thread. 

 

 

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[Sparklefan1234 170,429]

 

AHHHHHHHHHHH! ANYTHING BUT "60 MINUTES"! 

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[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"We're both reversing the polarity. ... We're confusing the polarity!"

 

One of the greatest moments in Doctor Who history!

Edited September 25, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney

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[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Eleanor:  [crying] "I'm gonna miss you. You're just gonna think I'm some sexy, God-like figure, who you wanna h**p immediately after meeting her."

Chidi: "I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are--"

Eleanor: [sobbing] "It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack."

[Sparklefan1234 170,429]

“Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy except they're on The Gabbo Show now.

 

So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!”

 

―Krusty the Clown 

[Cwanky 17,576]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

“Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy except they're on The Gabbo Show now.

 

So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!”

 

―Krusty the Clown