Post a Random TV Quote

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Harper: "Where have you been?"

Alex: "I have been busy. Fairy godmothering isn't as easy as you think. I had to turn a long-nosed puppet into a real boy. That little liar."

5 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Eleanor: Are we sure we should be listening to these guys? It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?

Chidi: ...Plato!

Eleanor: "Ah... "knowing yourself." Is he talking about what I think he's talking about?"

[Number62 1,258]

Thanks to your laser feast, I feel good enough to kill a thousand planets! Guess where I'm going to start?

Uh... I don't know. Your mom's house?

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

Rarity: "What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"I don't want any of your pocket pudding!"

- Eugene "Tangled"

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

@cuteycindyhoney

Rapunzel: "Ugh! Snow? Oh my gosh! (LAUGHS SOFTLY) I've never actually been outside when it snows!" 

Eugene: "Well, I have and you know, I'm not a fan. I mean, it's cold, it's a pain, it ruins your day. It's like Cassandra, but warmer."  

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"I'm seventeen... looking at LINOLEUM makes me want to have sex."

- Xander Harris, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

 Angelica Pickles was one mean cartoon kid. 

 

[Twilight Luna 31,358]

“To absent friends. Memories still bright.”

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

"Once"? Sure, Helga.  

[Cwanky 17,576]

5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Once"? Sure, Helga.  

 

[Woohoo 34,114]

"I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!"

Edited February 7, 2020 by Woohoo

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"I realize now I may have oversold the terror at the beginning, and for that I apologize!"
- Tom Servo, MST3K "Terror from the Year 5000"

"Furnace repairman from the year 5000!"
- Crow T. Robot, MST3K "Terror from the Year 5000"  

"Well, I've been probing here relentlessly for hours. I'm grabbing me a juice box."
- Mike Nelson, MST3K "Terror from the Year 5000"

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Ugh.... I found him attractive?"

[Woohoo 34,114]

"NOOO, GOD! No, God, please no! No! No! NOOOOOOOOO!" 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

"I got hit by a airplane!"

[Number62 1,258]

I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning, but mostly strange.

[Tao 7,734]

I'm takin' over the airwaves, and your brainwaves!”

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

Pinky: Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you. 

Brain: I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky. 

 

[Tao 7,734]

"If I’m wearing a bikini...where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee...woman’s secret!”

[Number62 1,258]

So, what about that planet killer guy?

What are you nervous about? You're not a planet.

[Woohoo 34,114]

Squidward: Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?

Bubble Bass: I'll have a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Squidward: We serve food here, sir.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"What the fizzitiuck was that?"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

"Nelson! Are you playing Boggle without me?!"

[Tao 7,734]

"We are the Honey Suckle protocol!"

[Sparklefan1234 170,446]

"All I know is fine dining and breathing."