Post a Random TV Quote

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

"HELLO MR GAS MAN!"

[Cwanky 17,578]

         

[Number62 1,258]

You've been practicing. This is the first time I've ever lost a match to you.

Would you rather I pretend to lose?

I'd fire you if you did.

Edited April 23, 2020 by Number62

[Twilight Luna 31,358]

J'Kar: "But the Centauri started it."

J'Kar's father: "And will you finish it until there are no Narn left? If both sides die, no one will care who started it."

[Woohoo 34,114]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?" 

[Yoshi89 5,293]

"Hey, I couldn't afford lunch. Gimme a bite of that donut."

[Cwanky 17,578]

            

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"When I look at myself in the mirror I get a little turned on."

[Twilight Luna 31,358]

"I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

 

Edited April 25, 2020 by Twilight Luna

[Cwanky 17,578]

      

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

"Hehehe! I'll show myself out." 

Edited April 25, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Open your eyes, people! Hunger, racism, small businesses. It's like, maybe don't?"

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them." 

[Cwanky 17,578]

          

[Number62 1,258]

Is it wrong that I think I'm hot?

[Woohoo 34,114]

"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

[Cwanky 17,578]

       

[Number62 1,258]

The Avengers were chasing you, and you came here?!

Yeah, you guys, what were you thinking? Hi.

[Woohoo 34,114]

"Woah, just take it easy man!" 

[Awkward Segway 317]

"Have a good day."

"Don't tell me what to do."

[Cwanky 17,578]

               

[Sunamena 426]

"Oatmeal, are you crazy?" 

[Cwanky 17,578]

But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal and animals never had a war. Who's the real animals?

[Yoshi89 5,293]

"No dare at stake, no money changing place."

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

 Sideshow Bob: "Oh, Cousin Merle, really?!" 

Cecil:  "Temper, temper. You know Cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately."