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[Number62 1,258]

Dude, the bad guys went down, and nobody got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Chad: "Don't you want to set sail on the sea of forgiveness?"

Sonny: "No, I'd rather set sail on the Titanic. At least those people got a nice meal before they went down."

[Number62 1,258]

So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does Master Bruce just rent you for parties?

I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.

Now there's a picture.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Mr. Larritate: "You see, I believe there's evil. And their's evil genius."

Alex: "Really? You think I'm an evil genius? That's so sweet."

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

D'OH !

 

Edited May 18, 2020 by Le Trotteur Sauvage

[Number62 1,258]

Don’t call us sidekicks. Not after today.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"now"

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

(After Homer has handed Moe a $50 bill.)

 

Moe: Homer, you know your money is no good here--Hey wait, this is real money!

Edited May 22, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Prometheus 3,038]

"You beautiful, beautiful man! I'm gonna tattoo your name on my balls."

Edited May 22, 2020 by Prometheus

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"YER DRINKIN URINE?!"

[AppleButt 8,675]

“You know it’s funny... When you look at someone through rose colored glasses.  All the red flags, just look like flags”

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Don't you think he should have the experience of eating a crunchy chicken taco alone while a bear takes girl pirates to a club?"

[Cwanky 17,576]

14 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

(After Homer has handed Moe a $50 bill.)

 

Moe: Homer, you know your money is no good here--Hey wait, this is real money!

 

[Number62 1,258]

Why in the hell would God need to rob banks?

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

“So not the drama.” - Kim Possible

Edited May 26, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

 

 

[Woohoo 34,114]

"We're going to read the The Little Dolphin Who Cried *dolphin sound.*"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"What I was trying to say is that, ok, maybe some bad things happened, and maybe it was because of me, but that doesn't mean it was my fault."

[Lulaypp 2,555]

"Which makes you the perfect person to explain this to Batman!"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"So if it's called the Leaning Tower of Pisa, where's all the pizza?"

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

15 minutes ago, Emerald Heart said:

"So if it's called the Leaning Tower of Pisa, where's all the pizza?"

 

“It’s pizza time!” - Michelangelo 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I'm a ninja. And you're wearing make up.

[Number62 1,258]

I'm ten steps ahead of you, and you haven't even figured out what game we're playing yet.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

And you're a mature fifteen!