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Note: I'm not sure whether to put this thread here or Everfree Forest. Any mods, feel free to move it to wherever you see fit

Note2: Yes I tried the search function. Despite that this video rather is old, I got nothing :o

 

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I'll try to list all 20. But it's way funnier if you watch the video instead reading the spoiler :P

 

 

 

20. The f*ck is wrong with you? Isn't this show for little girls?

 

19. If Friendship is Magic, then why are you forever alone?

 

18. Oh my god *sigh* I'll take Susan Boyle over Pinkie Pie's singing any day

 

17. So... Are you furry? You sick f*ck

 

16. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat? lol

 

15. Just to make sure I got this right... You watched this because your little sister wanted you to, right? Right!?

 

14. Oh do tell, what does it like to walk down the pink aisle at Toys'R Us?

 

13. Did you know that Rainbow Dash is a rip-off from Nyan Cat?

 

12. This is a really, really desperate way to take up women. Who are under the age of consent.

 

11. There is no candy in Pinkie Pie, so stop looking in her ass

 

10. So is Twilight Sparkle a vampire pony?

 

9. I like the old show better! *twitch*

 

8. Rainbow Dash poops colorful poo gas

 

7. You people give porn a bad name! And that's saying a lot

 

6. And did you see that bad news on fox news about bronies? That's some great stuff fox news! Oh, crackerjack people

 

5. Fluttershy is the new mascot of PETA

 

4. All right, how many brony does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, because you all like pony parts

 

3. Lauren Faust hates you all

 

2. Bill Clinton is a brony!

 

1. Greetings, my pony friend! Stay for a while and listen. For I want to tell you about the epic journey on how I acquired my Cutie Mark, which is a Horadric Cube.

 

 

 

 

 

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Sorry, but none of these are really that good. They all sound like halfhearted insults that could be easily rebutted.
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Sorry, but none of these are really that good. They all sound like halfhearted insults that could be easily rebutted.

 

That's the idea. Good brony will only laugh, but most of the bandwagon jumper will literally fuming on their head Posted Image


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My favourite is 11, when i heard it, was like just like: "Ooh hoh, burned"


What makes ME a good brony?! IF I WERE A BAD BRONY, I WOULDN'T BE LOGGED ON TO THIS FORUM, DISCUSSING IT WITH YA'!!!

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12. This is a really, really desperate way to take up women. (I couldn't hear shit here, any help is very appreciated)

 

1. Greetings, my boy friend! Stay for a while and listen. For I want to tell you about the epic journey on how I acquired my Cutie Mark, which is a Horadric Cube.

 

It says "who are under the age of consent" (at least what I heard)

Also, I believe he said 'pony' where I bolded

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Want to hear a real insult?

 

Fluttershy sucks.

 

Who would ever say such a horrible thing tho?

 

There's no candy in Pinkie Pie, so stop looking in her ass

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More like 20 most common things to come out of a troll. The reaction depends entirely on the brony receiving it. And many can be laughed at or overlooked.

 

11 was quite funny though.

 

A true way to get a brony upset: Say their favorite pony sucks and give a reason as to why. They will rage unlike anything you've seen before. :angry:


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Already saw that. Didn't laugh, just sat there with facepalming, shaking my head, and sighing with disappointment.

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More like 20 most common things to come out of a troll. The reaction depends entirely on the brony receiving it. And many can be laughed at or overlooked.

 

11 was quite funny though.

 

A true way to get a brony upset: Say their favorite pony sucks and give a reason as to why. They will rage unlike anything you've seen before. :angry:

 

*Shrugs* someone rages, looks at me and just shouts, "Dude Ur soooooo stupid GAH you're a !@$@#$%@#%@#$" and all of them naughty words xP I don't care xD It's the same response if they hate me for being a furry. I'm both a furry/brony and I don't care what they say :3

 

Although if it's a brony poking fun at another pony and dissing their favorite pony in the show, then they'll rage xD

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