You Wake Up And Find The Avatar Above You Is In Your Kitchen At 2 AM Raiding Your Fridge What Do You Do

[TBD 17,253]

hope you like body parts. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

Sorry, I don'yt have enough food to feed your army.

[Tao 7,450]

Look just don't touch the pizza rolls!

[Cagey 4,221]

Great, now I’m hallucinating Pokémon-type creatures stealing my baloney. What’s next?

[TBD 17,253]

Just because tomorrow is RD day doesn't mean you get to trespass and take everything.

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

... *Goes back to bed* I'd call the police, but he looks like the police. 

[TBD 17,253]

sorry you won't find any puddin here

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Help yourself.  I still need to get some groceries, but there should be some leftovers.

[Cwanky 17,556]

Help yourself, but you’re gonna help me on the next grocery run.

[TBD 17,253]

of course..why am I not surprise 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Because you look like someone who's never surprised, and also because my kitchen is known for being empty. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

AH COME ON @Samurai Equine !! WHAT THE HELL ? You better didn't eat my sandwich !

[TBD 17,253]

I hope you like pot sandwiches.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

You'll never find my weed hiding place

[TBD 17,253]

and i guess you'll never find an exit outta here! 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

While you're up, baked us something slave

[Tao 7,450]

You can everything you want,  just do not,  and i mean DO NOT TOUCH MY burgers! 

[TBD 17,253]

sorry no pokemon kibbles here. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Gimme a beer T, you can have an orange juice if you want.

[TBD 17,253]

are you sure that's yellow stuff really a beer? 

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

IF  want food  from my fridge   left it all  in grand line   so you can go there and keep it  

[TBD 17,253]

All you'll find is dog food in there.

[TBD 17,253]

sure i can go for a few round in video games with ya

[TotallyNotNyx 15,566]

Get out a german dictionary 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

You’ve had enough cookies, Twilight!