Bad Policy

[MidnightFire1222 2,196]

Mislabeled Dawn products make you smell like a fruit basket and roses

 

Dreamworks

[flutterbard 55]

Spawn a ton of Shark Tale sequels

 

Paradox Interactive

[Samurai Equine 52,723]

From now on, we'll only explore philosophical paradoxes.

Louis Vuitton.

[TBD 17,257]

making clothes out of rags. 

7-eleven 

 

[Samurai Equine 52,723]

We only sell wall mounts. All of them look like the number 11, and we only have seven of them at one time.

Toei Animation.

[TBD 17,257]

it's Netflix owned

Hulu? 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

The policy is that every time you use it you get charged per movie/episode you watch

Mlb

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

NO BAT ALLOWED !!!

Disney Channel

[TBD 17,257]

you will have to pay extra 100

Best Buy 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

3 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

Best Buy 

I had to google that to know what it was

Best buy, NOW SELLING PLANTS !

Amazon

[TBD 17,257]

now selling parts! human parts!

 

Toy R us

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Toy'R'us is now selling raincoat for creepy old man.

Ford ?
 

[TBD 17,257]

hah! already a bad policy to begin with.

Harley Davidson.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Harley Davidson is now launching a new collection in pink !

Asus ?

[TBD 17,257]

now selling hand me broken parts

Costco 

[Woohoo 34,538]

Just another Walmart clone.

World Wrestling Entertainment.

 

[DubWolf 17,403]

We do a lot of fake acting and drama like a soap opera over actual wrestling  

Burger King  

[Woohoo 34,538]

We only sell salads.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[TBD 17,257]

It's not chicken, it's a mysterious meat that just taste like chicken

Wal-Mart

[Woohoo 34,538]

We sell cheap wall decorations.

National Basketball Association.

[O-78 28,607]

We only allow midgets, but the height of the hoop will not change.

Burger King

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Meat free burgers only 

Instagram

[Woohoo 34,538]

Instant coffee for grandmas, measured only in grams.

Adidas.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Buy two shoes, get a third half price!

NASA

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

"NASA ! There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard !    ....wait....

Huawei ?