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The person above you will list the name of a company, and you must write a policy that would totally ruin that company if they were to put it in place.  I will give you an example and you guys can continue from there.

 

Person 1: Chuck E. Cheese

Person 2: No kids allowed

Starbucks

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Iced coffee is the only coffee to be sold there

Ikea

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Everything becomes Americanized and there's not a single sign of IKEA's Swedish origins.

Cartoon Network

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We're switching to a 100% live-action lineup

Michaels

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it's basically just a gap between two stores. Common mistake folks.

Hot Topic. 

 

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They sell burgers... without the buns.

Walmart

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We only sell walls.

Target.

Edited by Woohoo

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All our games are now exclusive to consoles, and our online store is now closed. That would make Steam, or, well Valve rather, bankrupt in a day, I bet.

Nintendo

Edited by Nightfall Samuel
Company that owns Steam.

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If EA's done it, then we're going to!

Hasbro for the next lucky commenter

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G4 of MLP has to continue until the business goes bankrupt.

Apple

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All products come with Windows Vista installed.

Disney.

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located in area 51

 

Dreamworld 

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No shipping of any kind. You want something, you have to come get it yourself.

The Lego Company.

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All bricks and other toys now have to be made out of solid 24K gold.

Microsoft.

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Windows now has to be paid for via a monthly, $80 subscription fee and we are now more like Apple in the way we function as a company.

Adobe

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It's just another fancy word for clouds 

 

Apple 

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All products available will now be 4x their normal price now

Loreal

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