Bad Interview

[Venomous 18,813]

I have dyslexia!

Veterinarian 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

I hate animals.

Pilot

[Tao 6,725]

I can't turn left due to the earth is flat.

 

Walmart Greeter

[Venomous 18,813]

I have social anxiety.

Dunkin Donuts drive thru worker

[Yoshi89 5,290]

I love Big Macs!

Game show host.

[TBD 17,228]

yeah I killed a man

 

Fashion designer. 

[Samurai Equine 45,873]

I'm allergic to face paint.

Spy.

[TBD 17,228]

I love going around telling people that

 

Stand-up comedian. 

[Cwanky 17,455]

 

ice cream salesman 

[Samurai Equine 45,873]

I'm addicted to ice cream...

Repair specialist for electronics.

[IronM17 5,145]

I have no clue about electronics and technollogy. 

Police man 

[TBD 17,228]

"There are three kinds of people in a term serving; one, because he's a patriotic, two, only joins because he got nothing else to lose, and three, because he likes the killing. Guess which one is me." 

Movie director. 

[Yoshi89 5,290]

All the talking from here:

 

Motivational speaker.

[TBD 17,228]

ALL THE REMINDING SYSTEMS WILL BOW TO THE FIRST ORDER AND WILL REMEMBER THIS AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC! 

 

Doctor. 

[IronM17 5,145]

I have good news, you have cancer and I have no idea how to handle it. 

Physicist

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

I failed that class in college.

Animator

Edited April 9, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[IronM17 5,145]

Animation is not art.

Taxi driver 

[TBD 17,228]

I love driving people around and taking them to unknown destination

 

Pizza place

 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

I hate pizza

Mailman?

[IronM17 5,145]

I burned all the letters

Reverend 

Edited April 9, 2020 by IronM17

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

God's not real

Fireman

[IronM17 5,145]

I could rescue the cat, but I don't want.

Teacher

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

3 minutes ago, IronM17 said:

I could rescue the cat, but I don't want.

Teacher

I have to inform you that I'm on a sexual offenses register

Cleaner

[IronM17 5,145]

Wiping off the dirt of other people is not my job

Singer

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, IronM17 said:

Wiping off the dirt of other people is not my job

Singer

*signs* I'm deaf and mute

Paedietrist

Spoiler

(doctor for kids)