Bad Interview

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The person above you lists a job, and you have to make a statement that would (under normal circumstances) make it so you're guaranteed to NOT get it.

Example:

 

Person 1: truck driver

Person 2: I don't have a driver's licence

statistician

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Umm, does this have anything to do with sports?

 

 

Engineer

[Emerald Heart 24,279]

Does this have anything to do with working with engines? 

Waitress

[ExplosionMare 17,868]

I can’t lift more than one glass at a time without spilling.

Technician

[Flow 1,602]

I went to tech school, but I flunked it.

Patissiere

[Will Guide 21,239]

59 minutes ago, Flow said:

I went to tech school, but I flunked it.

Patissiere

I'm allergic to sweets.

Disney Cast Member

[Early Sunsets 2,096]

I was arrested for robbing the second largest bank in France using nothing but a ball-point pen.

Librarian.

[Bastian 13,313]

I boast magical powers!

Oh wait!

Teacher.

[Sepul-Coloratura 748]

The police told me that can't go near school.

Sailor.

[Early Sunsets 2,096]

Electrician.

[Muffinnz 3,218]

I live under a rock, what's a... electricity?

President

[Bastian 13,313]

I can't do anything, Im only the president.

Chemist.

[SharpWit 2,317]

When can I start doing some stuff like on Breaking Bad?

Arborist

[Samurai Equine 38,454]

The only thing I can grow are Chia Pets. 

Musician.

[Eniac 402]

This is for air guitar correct?

doctor

[Rarity Gemstones 88]

I have a fear of germs.

CEO of Fruit of the Loom Underwear

[ExplosionMare 17,868]

Is the underwear made out of real fruit?

 

Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney 

[Will Guide 21,239]

4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Is the underwear made out of real fruit?

 

Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney 

I speak in costume (Wonderful career choice for me to get wrong)

Nintendo Game Maker

[ExplosionMare 17,868]

I don’t know even how to PLAY video games

Barber.

[Flow 1,602]

Mom said to not play with scissors.

Janitor

[Emerald Heart 24,279]

Mom says pretty girls don't have to clean up after anyone else. 

Dentist?

Edited March 26, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Muffinnz 3,218]

 

9 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

Dentist?

You can't tell me to wash my hands!

McDonald's employee (No matter what you say you'll be over qualified XD)

Edited March 27, 2020 by Muffinnz

[Emerald Heart 24,279]

Should I go buy REAL meat now, or...?

Sales Clerk

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,560]

Can I offer you "alternative" persuasion methods to get a sale?  

Blues musician.

[Samurai Equine 38,454]

I'm ALWAYS happy! 

Postal worker.