Free style rap

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

looks like you need an instructional video

so fucking watch this, here you go

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=laLco_BrvjI

 

I need no video

You stupid DUMBASS

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

i dont believe i asked you to talk back

better button your trap, sit back, relax

cause there is no way your beating me on the rhyme track

 

your beats are stale and overused

to get rid of them, ill shove a bomb up your ass and light the fuse

you are facing the king of this domain

you never had a hope, using you silly ass brain

you better learn sing language bitch

because when im don6e your gonna be deaf bitch

 

and this goes out to all of you who think you have a chance

WELL WOOPDY FRICKIN DOO

none of you seem to get it, I NEVER FUCKING QUIT

so if you even want to try, you are a true nitwit

 

I'll lop off your ears

See who's deaf then

Hell, when I'm done with your whole body

You'll be so into men.

 

Shove a bomb up my ass? You couldn't operate an explosive - let alone cook up that dinner.

Just play with some poppers, kiddo - and go out with a whimper.

 

Beats are stale? You can't hear me - get some logic.

I'll "fite u in rl lief" and kick your guts to colic.

 

I have a chance - I have more than a chance - I'm a king

So take off your girly gloves, and fight this queer in the ring.

 

I am getting bored of this

You should probably stop before

I GO FULL RAGE MODE

UP ON YOUR ASS

 

Rage mode?

Sage mode.

You deserve no bumps, I've got this whole page blown-

-up

Aren't you a lucky duck

You'll be the first victim of my week

So here's some duct tape, now shut the fuck up.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

So take off your girly gloves, and fight this queer in the ring.

 

oh, your queer, good for you

glad you came out the closet

sorry, but,

im a bit stronger than you

if you read the right oc

you realize i dont go down easy

you must think your a real tough guy

guess what , i dont care

the game is rapping on the fly, not killing some other guy

you need to learn some poetry

or else youll be my paper from your tree

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I'll lop off your ears

See who's deaf then

Hell, when I'm done with your whole body

You'll be so into men.

 

Shove a bomb up my ass? You couldn't operate an explosive - let alone cook up that dinner.

Just play with some poppers, kiddo - and go out with a whimper.

 

Beats are stale? You can't hear me - get some logic.

I'll "fite u in rl lief" and kick your guts to colic.

 

I have a chance - I have more than a chance - I'm a king

So take off your girly gloves, and fight this queer in the ring.

 

 

 

Rage mode?

Sage mode.

You deserve no bumps, I've got this whole page blown-

-up

Aren't you a lucky duck

You'll be the first victim of my week

So here's some duct tape, now shut the fuck up.

 

Duck tape

Wow

Look out we got

A retard in here

Duck tape

My freind

Solves nothing

Now like I said

Get the buck off this thread

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

 

I'll lop off your ears

See who's deaf then

Hell, when I'm done with your whole body

You'll be so into men.

 

Shove a bomb up my ass? You couldn't operate an explosive - let alone cook up that dinner.

Just play with some poppers, kiddo - and go out with a whimper.

 

Beats are stale? You can't hear me - get some logic.

I'll "fite u in rl lief" and kick your guts to colic.

 

I have a chance - I have more than a chance - I'm a king

So take off your girly gloves, and fight this queer in the ring.

 

 

 

Rage mode?

Sage mode.

You deserve no bumps, I've got this whole page blown-

-up

Aren't you a lucky duck

You'll be the first victim of my week

So here's some duct tape, now shut the fuck up.

 

 

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

oh, your queer, good for you

glad you came out the closet

sorry, but,

im a bit stronger than you

if you read the right oc

you realize i dont go down easy

you must think your a real tough guy

guess what , i dont care

the game is rapping on the fly, not killing some other guy

you need to learn some poetry

or else youll be my paper from your tree

 

I'm gay - with some skeletons in my closet

I'll drain your local blood bank with my knife, bitch - time to make a deposit

 

Stronger than me?

Let me teach you the alphabet

A-B-See you in hell bitch

You've got a mad debt-

To pay to this piper

I'll kick your ass back to the Barney-Ages

Time to change this babies diaper.

 

Duck tape

Wow

Look out we got

A retard in here

Duck tape

My freind

Solves nothing

Now like I said

Get the buck off this thread

 

Duct tape

Fuck, take-

Your shitty syntax backstage

Take this shit to the 15th page

I'll wrap you up in blood magic

'Cause I'm a pimpin' blood mage.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

time to go to school bitch

your summer is over

this was an A B conversation

even so, C your way out

before i get D to jump over E

and F your day up

Just like the G

 

i dont care if you heard it b4

this was classic, not like you

you are a has been

you have been

and you will be for evermore

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

time to go to school bitch

your summer is over

this was an A B conversation

even so, C your way out

before i get D to jump over E

and F your day up

Just like the G

 

i dont care if you heard it b4

this was classic, not like you

you are a has been

you have been

and you will be for evermore

 

I've heard this shit, you think it's original?

I'm thinking up original content, you're scraping for cakes in a urinal.

 

I'll fly this bitch into the void

I think we've toyed around enough, darling

I'll give you a tip: some pocket lint and a farthing

You should avoid this whole murder scene

There's a reason why this motel's lot is vacant in parking.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

I've heard this shit, you think it's original?

I'm thinking up original content, you're scraping for cakes in a urinal.

 

I'll fly this bitch into the void

I think we've toyed around enough, darling

I'll give you a tip: some pocket lint and a farthing

You should avoid this whole murder scene

There's a reason why this motel's lot is vacant in parking.

 

poor poor Moose

you dont seem to get it

i am the black hole master

hate and darkness surround me

im not scared of you, and never will be

so you'de best be moving

before i get in the mood to kill thee

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Fuck this

I'm tired of rapping

I'd rather finish my OC

And talk to the strangers on omegle

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

poor poor Moose

you dont seem to get it

i am the black hole master

hate ans darkness surround me

im not scared of you, and never will be

so you'de best be moving

before i get in the moot to kill thee

 

Darkness surrounds you? Your thoughts are just spastic

My abilities are realistic, just look up in my attic.

When it comes to blood and the kill I'm a fucking fanatic

So stock up your guns nämen och nabbet

Let me just put it simply, your life - I'll have it.

 

Fuck this

I'm tired of rapping

I'd rather finish my OC

And talk to the strangers on omegle

 

'Tis been fun. This was basically RP, methinks; so no hard feelings?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Darkness surrounds you? Your thoughts are just spastic

My abilities are realistic, just look up in my attic.

When it comes to blood and the kill I'm a fucking fanatic

So stock up your guns nämen och nabbet

Let me just put it simply, your life - I'll have it.

 

 

 

'Tis been fun. This was basically RP, methinks; so no hard feelings?

 

No hard feelings, see you around.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Whoa now guys, let's just take a minute and stop the hate

Lopping off his ears? For him, that isn't gonna be that great

 

Love and tolerance: that's what we're all about around here

Hate speech ain't cool, and neither is, calling people queer

 

Why do we default to talking shit, every time we rap

When words can always mean more; did your mother ever teach you that?

 

Or maybe society today is simply just built wrong

If rap insults people; just cause, you ain't quite strong

Enough, to say, maybe that those lyrics were better than yours

Instead we all counter by saying that they're all just whores

 

How does society make any progress like this

When all people are saying is blatant hate and hubris?

 

This rap was my first, it took some ages for me to say

But it should stimulate some thought for your raps, in other days

 

I recently just noticed that the rap battle is done, but

Who wants to start another one so I can join the fun?

Edited June 25, 2012 by Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

No hard feelings, see you around.

 

Sweet, have a good one.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Darkness surrounds you? Your thoughts are just spastic

My abilities are realistic, just look up in my attic.

When it comes to blood and the kill I'm a fucking fanatic

So stock up your guns nämen och nabbet

Let me just put it simply, your life - I'll have it.

 

 

talk about ego maniac

im a fucking KILLING BRANIAC

ILL GET YOU WITH MY THUMB

OOPS, YOU DONT HAVE ONE

FACE IT, EVOLUTION SHINED UPON ME

YOUR STUCK IN THE DARK AGES WITH TWEEDLE DEE

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

You know what here's a great one

 

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

I lost the game

Now have you.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Whoa now guys, let's just take a minute and stop the hate

Lopping off his ears? For him, that isn't gonna be that great

 

Love and tolerance: that's what we're all about around here

Hate speech ain't cool, and neither is calling people queer

 

Why do we default to talking shit, every time we rap

When words can always mean more, did your mother ever teach you that?

 

Or maybe society today is simply just built wrong

If rap insults people; just cause, you ain't quite strong

 

Enough, to say, maybe that those lyrics were better than yours

Instead we all counter by saying that they're all just whores

 

How does society make any progress like this

When all people are saying is blatant hate and hubris?

 

This rap was my first, it took some ages for me to say

But it should stimulate some thought for your raps, in other days

 

I recently just noticed that the rap battle is done, but

Who wants to start another one so I can join the fun?

 

That's your first? That's an okay job.

But, honestly, I can't detach from hate - that's like corn off a cob.

 

Love and tolerance really ain't my thing

But it sure is a better message than hoes and bling

 

talk about ego maniac

im a fucking KILLING BRANIAC

ILL GET YOU WITH MY THUMB

OOPS, YOU DONT HAVE ONE

FACE IT, EVOLUTION SHINED UPON ME

YOUR STUCK IN THE DARK AGES WITH TWEEDLE DEE

 

I may not have thumbs, but I can pick up a knife

Wax eloquent, and end your life

Get on your dictionary out, 'cause your lit is just rife.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

What's up "drake" stopped replying to me?

It finally seems you finally got your brain awake

Because I am the best you've ever seen

It's perfectly alright.

I understand

Not everypony can take me on without any breaks!

Make like an emu and put your head in the sand.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

You know what here's a great one

 

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

I lost the game

Now have you.

 

the game is something i dont play

that thing died way b4 yesterday

time you gring up your beat some more

or else im kicking you out the door

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

the game is something i dont play

that thing died way b4 yesterday

time you gring up your beat some more

or else im kicking you out the door

 

*Puts hand on Stat*

 

Let's not pull them back in.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

What's up "drake" stopped replying to me?

It finally seems you finally got your brain awake

Because I am the best you've ever seen

It's perfectly alright.

I understand

Not everypony can take me on without any breaks!

Make like an emu and put your head in the sand.

 

oh its you, i was waiting for a response

i decided not to deal with your frivolous flounce

learn to rap like a real champion

then you can come back, and rhyme with us again

these are the words of Staticthor Draconus

now go back to your bon bon bus

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

the game is something i dont play

that thing died way b4 yesterday

time you gring up your beat some more

or else im kicking you out the door

 

Holy fuck

You want some more.

All I asked was for a little peace

So i could finish my OC

Now shut up and

Take your meds

I'll let Hayze finish you off

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Holy fuck

You want some more.

All I asked was for a little peace

So i could finish my OC

Now shut up and

Take your meds

I'll let Hayze finish you off

 

have to hide behind your princess

how weak do you have to be to not go against us

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I am bored.

Time to score

Whiteshade in the house

Blasting some deadmau5

You can't beat this shit

I'm simply too legit

Of course, you are free to try

But I hate making girls cry

So save the trouble, just go home

Go and tend to your garden gnome

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

have to hide behind your princess

how weak do you have to be to not go against us

 

I fucking told you I want to work on my OC

Can't you see I wish to work in peace

God your dense

To think I still want to go against a foal.