music Inspiration struck while I was taking a shower...

[Evilshy 5,090]

So first, imagine the sickest, awesomest, most heavily brutal metal riffs you can. Blank lines in the lyrics are filled with this metallic, ear-raping badassery.  Lyrics in parentheses are background vocals over equally badass riffs.

Also, imagine a super ripped do-not-fuck-with-me kinda guy, with a sword. Conan the Barbarian is a good place to start. 

All vocals are death growls/yells. 

 

If you're familiar with Metalocalypse, just pretend it's a Dethklok song and you'll get the sound I'm going for

 

 

 

Grab the shampoo and put it in my hair!

 

Lather it up like I just don't fucking care!

 

Gotta wash out all the dirt and grime!

 

Gotta wash out all the blood and gore and slime!

 

 

Cuz I'm a warrior taking a shower!

(Yeah! Yeah!)

A warrior taking a shower!

(Graaaaaahhhhhh!)

A warrior taking a shower!

 

And I have naked harlots in the shower with me!

 

 

If you walk in on me, I'll have to kill you!

 

Drown you in a pool of conditioner and shampoo!

 

When you come out, you'll smell so clean and nice!

 

But it won't fucking matter cuz you just fucking DIIIIIIEEEEEED!

 

Cuz I'm a warrior taking a shower!

(Yeah! Yeah!)

A warrior taking a shower!

(Graaaaaahhhhhh!)

A warrior taking a shower!

 

And I have naked harlots in the shower with me!

 

{guitar solo here}

 

Sometimes while I'm washing myself, I get kinda bored!

 

So I entertain myself by destroying stuff with my sword!

 

Killing things with my sword is so fucking fun!

 

Especially when a chick is making use of my other one!

 

Cuz I'm a warrior taking a shower!

(Yeah! Yeah!)

A warrior taking a shower!

(Graaaaaahhhhhh!)

A warrior taking a shower!

 

And I have naked harlots in the shower with me!

Gold from a thousand collected bounties!

7 bars of my favorite soap!

If you try to use it, I'LL HANG YOU FROM A FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOPPPPPPEEEE!

 

CUZ I'M A WARRIOR TAKING A SHOWER!

 

A WARRIOR TAKING A SHOWER!

 

A WARRIOR TAKING A SHOWER!

 

AND I HAVE NAKED HARLOTS IN THE SHOWER WITH ME!!!!!

[3005 332]

Ah, the shower... where I get most of my thinking done!

 

I can totally dig these lyrics, although the fact that you didn't work in "Don't drop the soap!" at least once sickens me. ;P

[Ethan Pow 332]

If you're familiar with Metalocalypse

I remember that show... it was very interesting and I enjoyed watching it. when a death metal band takes over the world.

 

when I started to read I wanted to smile as I can image this being used by them.

Edited August 9, 2012 by Ethan Pow

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

Mmm, the shower always brings great inspirations. Now do one about the bus stop or the train ride, maybe even solving a crossword puzzle.

 

In all seriousness, though:

[Starshine 16,333]

 

I never thought singing in the shower while washing your hair could be so... awesome

 

Kinda curious what kind of songs you will get when you took a dump

[Iudex 1,945]

So... much... win...

You sir have earned my approval.

 

Kinda curious what kind of songs you will when you take a dump

^This deserves all the brohoofs in the world

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

10/10

Would hug!

 

But that's the kind of humor metal I'd make if my friends ever got serious with band business!

[xXRyanMXx 7]

I would listen to this:D it has great word and sounds like a good idea (even tho i don't really like metal lol)

[Evilshy 5,090]

I never thought singing in the shower while washing your hair could be so... awesome

Well, when you're both as awesome and good at improv, this kind of stuff comes naturally every now and then

 

 

Kinda curious what kind of songs you will get when you took a dump

 

The only things I do while sitting on the toilet are play my DS or browse the internets with my mobile look-at device.

[Anotefrombowser 9]

i cant help but think that master of puppets goes with this...its sooo...perfect! i mean just try singing these lyrics to master of puppets.