What is wrong with you?

[BloodDrops 762]

I like to lick things

 

Once licked a bottle of bleach

 

didn't end well

[Megalomaniac 100]

A broken finger.

 

When I attempted to become black belt I had an accident and one of my feet got rekted pretty hard. I can normally walk and run, but I still notice a "clack" sensation at times and the finger moves because it was luxated. Also a scar in my chest, and I almost got my nose broken once because I got kicked in the face during a ju kumite in class.

 

Oh, and I also a fucking autist rofl. I have autism, like, literally (diagnosed Asperger).

 

It's OK because I love books and it makes be being le smart and edgy, but the part of being socially retarded is just bad. I simply don't know how to interact with people at all and sometimes I don't truly understand what is "right" or "wrong" morally speaking. I appreciate the IQ boost, but the problem is that the self-diagnosed ones give us a very cringy image and thanks to them people don't even believe us when we say we have Asperger on the Internet.

 

Now I take it with humor, but on a seroius note, Asperger makes you suffer a lot.

 

 

The problem is that I don't know how to be "normal". Sometimes I wish I was a normie again.

[Sekr Gray 520]

Pretty sure I have some form of depression, and maybe a minor case of ADD. I can focus on stuff, but you can only really capture my attention if I'm wholly interested or involved. Even then, I tend to drift off.

 

Oh, and the wanting to be alone and murder anybody who walks into my little bubble of solitude is a bit of an issue 

 

Adding onto my previous post here, I'm pretty sure I have a very high form of Autism or such. I really don't understand social situations that aren't classroom oriented (I can talk to a classmate or a professor about the homework, but not much more than that), and I have trouble really caring about most of pop media that everybody else talks about. Include my sensitivity to loud noises, my inability to look others in the eyes, and the occasional odd gestures that I do, and I'm sure I'm somewhere in the tip of the spectrum.

 

I can still talk to people I've known for a long while with no issues though, and I have no issues in a conversation on understanding people. I just can't relate to anything they talk about. It's weird, and probably me over exaggerating some stuff I do.

[Love You 100]

Mentally:

 

- ADD

- Dyspraxia

- Autism

- Anxiety

- Depression

 

Though I personally don't feel like I have depression, since I'm too happy to be depressed.

 

Physical:

 

- Weak ligaments

[Catpone Cerberus 23,591]

Besides slight overweight nothing diagnosed, but on mental side I have things that makes me consider if I should contact psychiatrist/other professional.

[BritishBrony2012 798]

What wrong with me? Well I'm always feel depress and worried about the future, scared of what will come. I'm 32 still living with my parents. I dislike most people (alot people do) and I'm unsocial. I unheathly love with fictional (female) characters and always using internet/Youtube. I do look back like at school or on the street and get annoyed with people that been p***ing me off in the past. Also do get scared of dark like there are ghost cos I do listen to creepy/scary stories & enjoyed it. I get annoyed when stuggling with video game and sometime shout at it (well don't play video games much).

[Choros Isorropai 409]

i have manyt things wrong with me, actualy cause me problems... some are profecionaly diagnosed, but some are conflicting, and similar...

 

but if i go within and find a way to describe how the outside sees me... my problems become more specific, more defined.

 

firstly i would say i have too much in my head, drives me to talk to anyone for any reason... but im a shy person so i usualy will say nothing at all of consiquence, rarly will i actualy "open up" to people....

secondly i have an over anilitical mind, looking for the newaunces within each event, trying to see without seeing, without biased.

 

normaly these would not be that bad, but after being internalised all my life, due to my talkative analitical perception, driving those away, making them wish i would just..."shut the fk up!"

 

i have a saying, "i am fine in small dosses, but in large amounts i liquify brains..."

 

i do consider myself paranoid, schitzophrenic, and emotionaly unstable (due to instability, i just shut down my emotions)...to combat this i have "evolved"

i use logic to fight paranoia, perception to fight schitzophrenia, and i force myself into situations that "turn on" my emotions, so that i may get a better feel of the "reins", as my primitive emotions are finaly brought up to the serface (chomping at the bit).

 

now some may say "you cant diagnose yourself, and only profesionals may do so..."

they did, and i looked at what they said... and addedd personal perception of self and liniage. distilled and sorted...

what i consider myself is an accumilation of the profesional, my family, and what school i had in psychology.

 

and i must say, i would love to brohoof all whom had the gaul to add their list of "wrongs".

now i finish with this, it is all a matter of perception, and social tollerance...

with that said, as long as it is... i do hope everyone learns to love themselfs, even if no one else will...

 

to loosly quote a movie "i dont know who you are, but i will always love you for who you are"

(prop5 if you know, and corrrect me on full line.)

[Prospekt 11,018]

Let's see...

 

Depression

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

IBS

Acid reflux

Fatigue

Myopia

Occasional insomnia

Trust issues

I'm overly empathic

Edited January 8, 2017 by Prospekt

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I suffer from a severe case of Foot-in_Mouth syndrome :V

[Derpaherpamerpa 160]

I think the entire nature of this thread is weird but since it's so popular I guess I'll give in or something I don't know. No I'm not self diagnosed in anything lmao I really don't get that.

 

• Anorexia Nervosa b/p subtype

• Borderline Personality Disorder with strong hints of paranoia and narcissism

• Autism, but that has its strengths

• Panic and general anxiety

• Major Depressive Disorder (periodically)

• Nerve damage in my foot, although it's getting a lot better (from having very low weights)

• Low blood pressure, also getting much better (again, from the same thing)

• Gender Dysphoria

• I'm posting in this thread which is probably in some people's eyes a dick measuring competition in how 'hard they have it' or how 'unique they are'

 

I'm most likely forgetting something

Edit: I tried to post ( b ) but it became a smiley

Edited January 8, 2017 by Elise

[Rulerofblocks 210]

I have strabismus, mostly under control now.

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probably in some people's eyes a dick measuring competition

I don't know if all the people here are playing the pain game. It really doesn't seem like a pity party or anything, and nobody's really competing. 

[Derpaherpamerpa 160]

I have strabismus, mostly under control now.

That's cross-eyed in layman terms, right?

[Rulerofblocks 210]

That's cross-eyed in layman terms, right?

Not necessarily. I have one eye that tends to go outwards more. As a child I was cross eyed, after 4 surgeries, not anymore. The eyes can go inwards, outwards, up, or down.

Edited January 9, 2017 by Rulerofblocks

[Derpaherpamerpa 160]

I don't know if all the people here are playing the pain game. It really doesn't seem like a pity party or anything, and nobody's really competing.

I was very specific in saying some people

And you have to admit SOMEONE probably feels like that in a thread like this

Not necessarily. I have one eye that tends to go outwards more. As a child I was cross eyed, after 4 surgeries, not anymore. The eyes can go inwards, outwards, up, or down.

Oh thanks for te clarification!

[Rulerofblocks 210]

No problem. People never seem to know what it is, which is understandable

[\/ 651]

I was very specific in saying some people

And you have to admit SOMEONE probably feels like that in a thread like this

Oh thanks for te clarification!

Well, with 19 pages of posts, it's quite likely. I personally don't see it that way myself, though.

[stripper 252]

I'm an introvert. It's 1 of those psychological diseases

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not necessarily. I have one eye that tends to go outwards more. As a child I was cross eyed, after 4 surgeries, not anymore. The eyes can go inwards, outwards, up, or down.

So you're saying you have chameleon powers!

[Rulerofblocks 210]

So you're saying you have chameleon powers!

If that was how it worked it'd be a blessing.

Instead I get bad depth perception in one eye. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

And cool stories to tell.
All I had as a wrist that I could pop forever.
Then I broke it at work.
Now my elbow pops instead :/

On the bright side, the ganglionic cyst that was causing the wrist popping is gone
 

[Rulerofblocks 210]

Oh I forgot, my ankles pop when I walk?? I've never once been able to find a cause. No pain, just a loud pop. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Oh I forgot, my ankles pop when I walk?? I've never once been able to find a cause. No pain, just a loud pop. 

Used to do that with my knee about once a year.

Then it just stopped.

[Rulerofblocks 210]

Used to do that with my knee about once a year.

Then it just stopped.

It's been my whole life. Not sure what it is at this point, as long as it causes me no pain it's alright.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Just remember the number one rule of Life:
Don't die :V