Ask Patrick

[Nah 3,181]

Just ask Patrick Star anything.

[Motion Spark 7,806]

which Patrick are you? D:

[Nah 3,181]

which Patrick are you? D:

 

[Tom The Diamond 1,828]

Patrick, are you able to discuss the philosophical nature of irony?

[Nah 3,181]

Patrick, are you able to discuss the philosophical nature of irony?

 

Why yes, you wonder why the sky is blue, or the grass is green, or uhhhhhhh

 

What were we talking about again?

[Motion Spark 7,806]

Patrick, are you able to discuss the philosophical nature of irony?

 

the facial expression in your avatar has makes this question look like it's like really important o.O

 

Patrick do you think that Sandy is annoying? o.O

[Nah 3,181]

Patrick do you think that Sandy is annoying? o.O

 

Yes, somebody with superior intellectual is really annoying.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Hey Patrick can I look in your secret box?

[Nah 3,181]

Hey Patrick can I look in your secret box?

 

No, the secret would be ruined!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

No, the secret would be ruined!

 

I KNOW THE SECRET OF THE SECRET BOX!!!!!

 

also, is this the KRUSTY KRAB!?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

How do you spell "Flatulence"?