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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yey!

 

See guys! Stormgiggle is the best! *awkwardly pats you in some sort of hug thing* Thank you!

*Hugs you back*   I'm happy to help! I'll give you more candy if you want it, just ask!

[Starlight Fan 538]

*Hugs you back*   I'm happy to help! I'll give you more candy if you want it, just ask!

Yee!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yee!

Is that a yes? *Gives you more no-fat candy*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

*slowly begins wondering where you live*

It'd be so weird if we lived in the same place XD

 

Ah, perfect! 

Tell me where you live.

I live in Western Australia, master.

 

Wait, where did 42 go? I hypnotised him, he shouldn't be able to go anywhere...

My apologies, master, real life ripped my away from my computer temporarily. But I have returned!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

42! How are you this fine morning?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42! How are you this fine morning?

You are not Timesten. You are not the master.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are not Timesten. You are not the master.

Sigh... *Alters the hypnosis spell on 42 so that Timesten is still 42's master, but 42 can now carry on a normal conversation.* 

 

How are you today, 42?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sigh... *Alters the hypnosis spell on 42 so that Timesten is still 42's master, but 42 can now carry on a normal conversation.* 

 

How are you today, 42?

Thanks, Stormgiggle! That would've been a very awkward conversation if you hadn't done that!

 

I feel like I'm particularly susceptible to mind magic, which is pretty dangerous around hypnosis users. Do you know any way I could increase my mental resistance?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Thanks, Stormgiggle! That would've been a very awkward conversation if you hadn't done that!

 

I feel like I'm particularly susceptible to mind magic, which is pretty dangerous around hypnosis users. Do you know any way I could increase my mental resistance?

Yeah, there's plenty of ways to increase your resistance. They won't stop spells already on you though, such as the spell Times has on you right now. Your best bet is a spell called mind blank, if you're powerful enough to cast it.

[Starlight Fan 538]

I live in Western Australia, master.

 

My apologies, master, real life ripped my away from my computer temporarily. But I have returned!

You don't have to call me Master.

 

Though it feels very nice to have someone under my control...

 

Oh yes! Stormgiggle has some very nice no-fat candy. Do have some!

 

(I live in Hong Kong, for the record. It's pretty much a public secret by now.)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yeah, there's plenty of ways to increase your resistance. They won't stop spells already on you though, such as the spell Times has on you right now. Your best bet is a spell called mind blank, if you're powerful enough to cast it.

I don't have the power to cast that spell... Are there any other options?

 

 

You don't have to call me Master.

 

Though it feels very nice to have someone under my control...

 

Oh yes! Stormgiggle has some very nice no-fat candy. Do have some!

 

(I live in Hong Kong, for the record. It's pretty much a public secret by now.)

Very well, then. What would you like me to call you? And what is my next command?

 

I feel italics are a good way of saying 'Hey, I'm under hypnosis here!'

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't have the power to cast that spell... Are there any other options?

 

 

Very well, then. What would you like me to call you? And what is my next command?

 

I feel italics are a good way of saying 'Hey, I'm under hypnosis here!'

Really? Hmm... Well, you could find a magical item to protect you.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Really? Hmm... Well, you could find a magical item to protect you.

That could work! Do you know where I can find anything like that?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That could work! Do you know where I can find anything like that?

No idea! 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No idea! 

Well... I'm out of ideas.

 

I guess I'll just have to rely on my other strengths in battle and hopefully come up with good ways to counteract this weakness.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well... I'm out of ideas.

 

I guess I'll just have to rely on my other strengths in battle and hopefully come up with good ways to counteract this weakness.

It seems like you're too late. Times has already hypnotized you.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Apparently so! You're free to visit whenever you want!

Intrigued.

 

I live an hour west. In a region of farmer's paradise. -_-

[Hidey 2,836]

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Intrigued.

 

I live an hour west. In a region of farmer's paradise. -_-

Really? 

 

Farmer's paradise? It sounds like a nice place!

[Aadelrun 284]

Win  :comeatus:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Win  :comeatus:

Please, Laika, tell me about your favorite creepy pasta.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Farmer's paradise? It sounds like a nice place!

Not really interested in farming though. That's why I've been teased by my peers a lot. The main interest is either farming or athletics, and if you aren't good at both, then you will be insulted very much.

Not very open-minded ponies live here.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not really interested in farming though. That's why I've been teased by my peers a lot. The main interest is either farming or athletics, and if you aren't good at both, then you will be insulted very much.

Not very open-minded ponies live here.

I'm sorry to hear that.  -_-

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

...Wait, if you've got my body, how the hell am I still in it typing this message?

 

And why would Dan want to clone me anyway?!

 

Magic.

 

Clone Party.

 

At least you didn't give any of my blood to Dan. Imagine how horrible that would be!

 

It wouldn't be horrible.

 

Hey, at least you didn't force me into a marriage or make me consume a lot of drugs, right?

 

Stormgiggle made you use a bunch of my spare yellow stimpacks. You now have the ability to glow in the dark whenever you want.

 

Well, you ruined my dreams of creating an evil cult, ruling the world and sending A.I. Pony to a world of doom, and I'm sad.

 

So am I.

 

The past is in the past. Why don't you take over A.I. Pony's body? Then you can destroy all his blood samples so he can't start some weird clone party!

Sadness and loneliness is what you deserve for being a self-admitted jerk.

 

_{^{I think I'm so funny}}

 

The clone party is not weird. The clone party is a party where we meet up with our clones and have a great time doing random stuff. It's like a normal party, but with more clones.

 

*suddenly realises I can hypnotise AI to give me all the blood samples and ruin his party, and therefore his life, so that he will be depressed for all eternity*

 

You're more evil than Stormgiggle.

 

Hey, we teamed up, so when you win, I win!

 

We all win.

 

I can't be bothered going through all the posts to find the one to prove this, but I swear we teamed up like this! We're both winners right now!

 

We are all members of the Crimson Syndicate (a branch of Crimson Dynamics, the Cult of Q, and Jerk Co.). When one member of The Crimson Syndicate wins, every member of the Crimson Syndicate wins

 

yee

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ

 

No, I only put that there to tick A.I. off.

 

Just kidding. Yes, you're best pony. For now.

 

I didn't even know about that. I'm actually happy about that.

Stormgiggle and I are more of friend-rivals than enemies. We still try to put each other in danger, but only enough to make the other stronger and to strengthen our bond.

 

Wait, but are you actually leaving though?

 

I'll admit, the thread would be a fragment less interesting without you, you know.

 

(But I won't give you my blood. Sorry.)

 

Sadly for you, no. I'm just preparing for the party when it comes around.

You don't buy sugar-free candy or a costume on Nightmare Night. No, you prepare ahead of time.

 

Thank you. That's almost sweet of you... unlike your sugar-free candy.

 

Dang.

 

Of course this is Final Fantasy! Never trust what Dan says.

 

It still isn't Final Fantasy.

 

Well... I'm out of ideas.

 

I guess I'll just have to rely on my other strengths in battle and hopefully come up with good ways to counteract this weakness.

 

*Gives a pair of A.I.'s Spectacular Shapeshifting Spellcasting Sunglasses to FortyTwo*

 

 

 

 

Damn, I love your antics, Pink.

You always manage to make me smile.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I'm sorry to hear that. -_-

Thus, making me a "real life Pinkamena" if you will.

 

Anyway, enough woing on my life. How are you?

*Gives a pair of A.I.'s Spectacular Shapeshifting Spellcasting Sunglasses to FortyTwo*

How powerful are these glasses? :grin2:

Edited August 10, 2015 by CinnamonPop