mega thread Last Poster Wins

[qqq 217]

Dishonourably discharged! The best sort of Discharge!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Not in this army rookie...

[Wallroux 56]

Sir, we have to enlist a few rookies, since the operational staff consists of one soldier.

[qqq 217]

I'm not in your pathetic militia. Anyway, are you saying that, in the army, Dishonourable Discharge is better Gonorrhea Discharge?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Do not tell me what to do general! Now, we news to enlist more soldiers!

 

And Wall, punish Mr.Loin.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Wallroux 56]

How could I? He is just a silly civil.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

General, do not question Ihre Führer.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Wallroux 56]

Ogre Führer? I don't serve any ogre! 

[qqq 217]

Oh. Seems Führer boy likes collateral damage. I take it you're also a fan of War Crimes, Blood Diamonds and Blue on Blue.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Ogre Führer? I don't serve any ogre!

Whoops, misspelling.

[qqq 217]

Still doesn't hide your love for collateral damage.

[Wallroux 56]

Whoops, misspelling.

It is too late, Führer. You have to give me a promotion to keep my mouth shut.

Oh. Seems Führer boy likes collateral damage. I take it you're also a fan of War Crimes, Blood Diamonds and Blue on Blue.

What do you refer to?

[Just some guy 1,070]

I'd just like to say that I never got discharged.In fact,I actually defected to the Equestrian side of the war!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Still doesn't hide your love for collateral damage.

GENERAL! DEAL WITH HIM!

[Wallroux 56]

Nope, not until a pay-raise and promotion.

[qqq 217]

Bring it. Lets D.D.D Duel!

 

(Mind if I go first?)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Nope, not until a pay-raise and promotion.

NEIN!

[Wallroux 56]

But, but...Dear Führerie, please please pleaseee!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

We will discuss promotion after you've proven your worth.

[Wallroux 56]

Then I'll just go to my quarters and listen to Louis Armstrong!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

...While you finish the new recruitment poster.

[Wallroux 56]

But it should be a rookie's task, but his status is quite uncertain...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Do you want a raise or not?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Yeah.Muffin Thief sure seems to like acting like a Führer more than private,doesn't he?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

SILENCE, DEFECTOR SCUM.