Beat Shock 581 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 (edited) I'm pretty sure most of you have heard this before: "Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or Bruce Lee?" This is always asked to me at school, and I say "Bruce, definitely!" Half of the people I asked though said "Chuck could beat him up SO EASY!" What do you guys think? I want to hear your logic on the reasons you think one of them would win! ________________________________________ Here are some boss pictures of them to give you an idea on what they're dealing with... Bruce Lee: Chuck Norris: Edited September 29, 2012 by Beat Shock 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Well Bruce Lee taught Chuck... and he specifically said "...and chuck wasn't even my best student" Yes he is probably the best AMERICAN fighter of the times. But I don't think he could beat Bruce Lee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 (edited) Does anyone remember a movie called "Way of The Dragon?" If not, let me give you a little refresher. Bruce Lee kinda kicks Chuck Norris' ass. There's really no argument because, well, the fight is right here and Bruce Lee wins. Edited September 29, 2012 by N-Harmonia 9 Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerul 554 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Bruce Lee is FAR superior. The man was so fast they had to slow down the cameras to track his movements,That type of speed is unheard of.I don't even need to go into all the other things he's done 1 "Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?" Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Chuck Norris is just a joke, Bruce Lee is the real deal. But c'mon guys we all know that Liam Neeson beats both of them! He trained Batman and Bane, he was Aslan from Narnia and he's the leader for the A-Team. 3 ~Signature created by Chaotic Discord~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Does anyone remember a movie called "Way of The Dragon?" If not, let me give you a little refresher. Bruce Lee kinda kicks Chuck Norris' ass. There's really no argument because, well, the fight is right here and Bruce Lee wins. I couldn't have "shown" it any better...My friend actually bought a book on Bruce Lee's workouts... I guaruntee you he was stronger than chuck norris... not even a joke, he may look smaller, he really isn't, I think during his workouts he even broke laws of physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beat Shock 581 September 29, 2012 Author Share September 29, 2012 Does anyone remember a movie called "Way of The Dragon?" If not, let me give you a little refresher. Bruce Lee kinda kicks Chuck Norris' ass. There's really no argument because, well, the fight is right here and Bruce Lee wins. That was a movie, but still... I have millions of reasons why Bruce could drop Chuck in an instant, but I was expecting Chuck supporters to post here. Bruce Lee is the real deal, and he is practical with his fighting. The only time Bruce lost a battle in a kung fu tournament was when a guy did a cheap shot and broke his back... After healing in the hospital, and the doctors saying he couldn't walk again, he requested a rematch with the guy who broke his back... Bruce then broke his. Bruce Lee is arguably the best fighter in the WORLD! He learned from many masters, and taught other people. He is the first professional body builder in the world, and he invented protein shakes (wouldn't help him in fighting but still). Anyone like Chuck Norris facts??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Angel 93 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Bruce lee cause he is total awesome and he has super ninja skills it is sad that he had to die so early he would make any new modern movie look like crap 1 Im Nothing but a Memory ready to be Forgotten, Lost among the Sands of Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real_equestrian 30 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Aha N-Harmonia beat me to it. Yes way of the dragon is just a movie, but here's a bit of trivia: Chuck Norris still held the world champion title at the time the movie was made. I find people who would think Chuck Norris would win are just repeating pop culture. Chuck is pretty much the definition of an Alpha-male in north-american society. Most people don't realize the giant impact on martial arts movies Bruce had on and off-screen. R.I.P Bruce Lee (1940-1973) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 September 29, 2012 Share September 29, 2012 Chuck Norris admitted that if there ever was a real fight between them, Lee would win. So yeah, I'm going with Chuck's words and say Lee would win. 1 :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro*Derpy 3,182 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 Like stated above numerous times, Lee would win. Not only does he know more marital art moves, he is SO much faster than Chuck, and could easily dodge his punches/kicks and counter him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkBuddy 586 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 I've seen the clip before and Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass. Why not do a fight with him against Saxton Hale? Oh wait, that's been done before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDAe26Lrlt8 3 I'm a Y2K Survivor™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KakeiTheWolf 652 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 Earlier, Bruce beat him. Now, Bruce can't do anything to him. He is dead now. Chuck Norris can beat a skeleton easily. Even I can beat a skeleton. My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Hammer 3,645 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 (edited) Bruce lee easily! Chuck Norris is cool and all but come on! Ip man taught Bruce lee. FUCKING IP MAN!! That's badass in my opinion and I'm sorry for swearing... Earlier, Bruce beat him. Now, Bruce can't do anything to him. He is dead now. Chuck Norris can beat a skeleton easily. Even I can beat a skeleton. Well, in Dream Warriors Freddy Kruger's Skeleton beat up two dudes. Who's to say that Bruce Lee's reanimated skeleton wouldn't kick ass. I must ask though, why is Dimitri not included in poll? Edited October 6, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer 1 Created by the fabulous Gone ϟ AirbourneAvatar by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KakeiTheWolf 652 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 Well, in Dream Warriors Freddy Kruger's Skeleton beat up two dudes. Who's to say that Bruce Lee's reanimated skeleton wouldn't kick ass. You hold a very valid point there. Besides, most of Chuck Norris' moves are exaggerated. Bruce Lee was the real deal. Like a movie version of a Shaolin monk. 2 My Music: http://kakeithewolf.bandcamp.com/. Now on tumblr at kakeithewolf.tumblr.com Youtube: youtube.com/user/KakeiTheWoIf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonBrony 1,468 October 6, 2012 Share October 6, 2012 Who would win? WHO WOULD WIN!? Do i even need to answer that!? BRUCE MOTHER F***IN' LEE MAN!!! How can he NOT win? That plus hes asian. I rest my case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,377 October 7, 2012 Share October 7, 2012 Last time I checked, Bruce Lee isn't an openly homophobic douche, so he wins it. Also, Chuck Norris jokes suck, plain and simple. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrFrog 927 October 7, 2012 Share October 7, 2012 I wanna see Chuck try and do a one inch punch or a two fingered push-up. Lee created his own fighting style, what does Norris have as a legacy? Bowflex commercials. There's just no comparison here... "Never give no manipulative bitch the benefit of the doubt" - Compa's grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewdlz 938 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Lol, you all better vote for Bruce! Why aren't there any Bruce Lee jokes like Chuck Norris? Because Bruce Lee is no joke. Bruce Lee is my idol, I have 4 books on him and his martial art of JKD. It's no surprise Bruce could beat Chuck simply because Chuck said so himself and that if he were in the MMA today, he would dominate or possibly kill someone with his incredible strength. The one-inch punch he did on that one guy (forgot his name), he mentioned he was in the worst pain for several days afterwards. Bruce, could catch rice in mid-air with a pair of chopsticks and side kick a 300 lb heavy bag making it hit the ceiling. He changed the way martial arts is, and inspired millions in so many ways (watch How Bruce Lee Changed The World). https://widekmusic.bandcamp.com/album/journey-to-the-stars ^Space-djent music for Luna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Bruce Lee is is the only man who could ever kick Chuck Norris's ass, it's even documented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Accord 6,660 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Well first of all let me point out that Mr. Norris gets far worse a rap sheet than he deserves by some. Either backlash against his memetic hype or because of misconceptions about who he is from his politics. That being said, Bruce would win. The guy was the greatest martial artist of the past century. While Chuck is no slouch and it might not be as much of a curbstomp with others, Bruce would still come out on top. Chuck even said that in a real fight Bruce would win! The two men were friends, after all. 1 My ponysona: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/steel-accord-r1970 My AMA thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/76698-as-steel-me-andor-oc/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesme Rize 15,683 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Bruce Lee, no contest. This man was the perfect Martial artist and no one was faster with his legs and fists then him. 1 My OC Mesme Rize: >https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/mesme-rize-r8777 Thank you Randimaxis for this Wonderful Avatar. Please, don't be afraid to talk to me. I am not as unapproachable, as you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,592 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Even Chuck Norris admits that Bruce Lee would beat him easily, so Bruce Lee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Accord 6,660 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 (edited) Bruce Lee, no contest. This man was the perfect Martial artist and no one was faster with his legs and fists then him. So fast that the period cameras actually couldn't record his hand movements! Wasn't just his kicks or punches though, give him a weapon, any weapon, and he'd make short work of his opponent. One of my favorite scenes was his staff fight in Way of the Dragon. Edited February 27, 2015 by Steel Accord My ponysona: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/steel-accord-r1970 My AMA thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/76698-as-steel-me-andor-oc/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hocus Pocus 636 February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Chuck Norris once ran around the world so fast he punched himself in the back of the head... Bruce Lee once ran around the world so fast he punched himself in the face! The winner is Bruce Lee! ~Hocus Pocus Ya weni mareh mirekyarahireJuri yu mirekerason Kire hyari yoriherahe nyuraheraNunnyura unera yurawera nihmerani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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