How often would you call the ponies if you had a cellphone app to do so?

[silvadel 1,393]

Ok, you get this neat cellphone app that allows you to contact ponies in equestria. Would you wear out your welcome, and which ponies would you call?

 

As for me I would probably end up wearing out my welcome making Twilight upset at me. I'd also try talking to luna at night -- she would probably be talkative enough when most ponies were asleep. Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash would also be regular targets for phone calls.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Fluttershy would be scared of the 112 messages left on her phone of Dimitri nervously breathing. It's not his fault he's shy!! It's just his way.

[King Tryndamere 100]

I would call most of the ponies about 1-2 times a day, that way I get to chat with all of them each day and I won't wear out my welcome with any of them. I would probably call Pinkie a little more though since she's probably the most social, although I wouldn't push it because she's likely always busy planning parties or babysitting.

[longgone 873]

Fluttershy would be scared of the 112 messages left on her phone of Dimitri nervously breathing. It's not his fault he's shy!! It's just his way.

 

Your comment made my day!

 

'You have 13 new messages, message one: *heavy breathing*.........*unknown speaker with strong russian accent* "Fluttershy........hi....it's Dimitri again.....listen, I'm coming over soon, I'll be bringing Alexi and and Katusha...see you soon" *hangs up*' and the rest would be very similar to that!

[coconutbunny 121]

I'll be so crazed that I would probably end up blowing my chance to make a good friendship with the ponies. This is how it would go down for me.

 

Applejack: "Hell-"

 

Me: "OMGAPPLEJACKIVEBEENWAITINGTOTALKTOYOUFORSOLONG - HEAVY BREATHING- OMG TELL ME BOUT"

 

-Hangs up-

 

Me: "Applejack? WTF HAVE YOU DONE GALAXYZ..."

 

Stuff like that haha xD but nah I'll try to keep it calm and only call em on appropriate terms.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

No pony in Ponyville is safe from my phone calls. If it was morning I would be on the phone with a pony. If it was afternoon I would be on the phone with a pony. If it was evening I would be on the phone with a pony. If it was the middle of the night I would be on the phone with a pony. Get the pattern yet?

[Zerul 554]

How often would I call?

The question is when would I get off the phone.Something tells me I can have a convo with Pinkie for hours on end.

And that's on;y 1/6 of the mane 6

[Shiki 5,855]

I would probably never call any of them, because I'm too weird. I wouldn't want to take the risk of bothering any of them, so I would never ever call. Ever.

 

If THEY were to call ME... That would be a different story. I'd be on the phone for hours and hours and yep. c: Happy fun time.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

I would only need to make one call, and only one. I even have it all planed out:

 

STEP 1: Get app that calls teh ponies.

STEP 2: Call Pinkie Pie.

STEP 3: Wait 'till Pinkie stops talking after 30 mins.

STEP 4: Wait some more.

STEP 5: Ask Pinkie to Break 4th Wall/Open portal to Equestria.

STEP 6: Step through portal

STEP 7: ??????

STEP 8: Profit!!!

 

WIth that plan i wouldn't even need a phone to call them heheh.

[Unified Draft 130]

I would be very excited but i wouldn't drive them to the point of insanity with it. i would call of FaceTime Rainbow Dash because she is my favorite pony but i wouldn't overwhelm her

[Homura Akemi 974]

Once or twice a week. I wouldn't want to bother them too much. I don't really think I'd call Rarity that much, but I'd love to talk to Applejack.

[AnonyPoni 564]

I would probably over talk my welcome, especially if they consider me a friend. I can't help but to talk to friends like that.

 

I would love to talk to all the Mane SIx, probably to a point where they'd ban the app in Equestria because they'd get tired my chatting so much

 

I would LOVE to talk to Octavia, but I'd be too scared to talk to her cause I think I have developed a bit of a crush on her......

[silvadel 1,393]

Twilight would get so annoyed at my constant pestering to figure out some way to get me across -- as would celestia and to a lesser extent luna. They might even start throwing roadblocks up.

 

As for pinky, she would be too afraid to open that 4th wall because she wouldnt want to end up here. Her mane would go straight just at the mention of it.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

I wouldn't want to intrude on there lives anymore then I would have to. I probably would call them occasionally, but nothing fanatic... Then the whole who would I call... I wouldn't focus on one pony... I want to be friends with all...

[Night Shine 767]

Well that would make me extremely nervous. One accidental creepy comment or one call too many and they might not want to answer the call anymore.

 

Still, I'd call every day. I would want to talk to Twilight most, then Pinkie Pie, then the rest of the gang. What to talk about I would have no idea; I might ask them about what their lives are like and how they're doing.

 

If they actually put up with me that would make my whole life

[Winged Squiger 11]

I would spend most of my time trying to call Fluttershy and Luna, and probably have little success due to Fluttershy's shyness and Luna doing princess-y stuff. After that, I might try to call Pinkie and Rainbow, but knowing me, I would wear out my welcome pretty quickly.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Fluttershy would be scared of the 112 messages left on her phone of Dimitri nervously breathing. It's not his fault he's shy!! It's just his way.

 

Oh gawd, I can just imagine that xD

 

 

I'd probably talk to Pinkie Pie all the time, maybe Rainbow Dash too :3

maybe hook them both on a date >:3

[Brave Hooves 113]

Call Fluttershy, probably being really nervous and hope we can get along since we're both shy but knowing that it may backfire anyways... Then I'd call Pinkie, I'm more of a listener than a talker anyways.

[Lost Profile 644]

This is one interesting question... I would call them a lot... But not annoy them... Who would I call... Mostly the main six... And Luna... Each pony for a different reason...

 

I work at a raptor rehab center... If I need help with a bird... I'd call flutershy...

 

Fation advice... Rarity

 

Need some info about something.... Twilight

 

See if rainbow can fly as fast as I can run... Obviously rainbowdash

 

If I'm feeling blue... Pinky pie... Smile smile smile!

 

Applejack.... If I... Um... Need an apple?

 

And Luna if she wanted to go out with me... Lol jk jk

 

Luna to see what she is up to? Idk I can't think right now...

[Batbrony 16,054]

I was initially tempted to say that I would call them wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much, but after further consideration, and taking into account the fact that I really don't call people in general that often (just, not my style), I realized I'd probably just call mostly the Mane 6, but other ponies every once in awhile, on occasion, as I tried to build nice and healthy friendships with them all! http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Except for Diamond Tiara.

Edited September 30, 2012 by Batbrony

[Scootaloo Is Best Filly 578]

I would probably be talking to them quite a lot. Let me just say I don't really use the phone all to often, But, if there was an app where I could call the ponies. My cell phone bill would be a lot more then what it is right now.

[Archangel 143]

I suppose I'd call them as often as I don't have any other friends to talk to or don't feel like being alone at the moment. I wouldn't be frantic about it and I probably wouldn't end up bothering them too much. Actually, I can see Twilight calling me more than me her. I would prefer to talk to the background ponies more however.

 

Octavia, on the other hand, would not be safe from my phone. She'd have to get a restraining order or something.

 

Oh, I'd also try to sneak some of them a PC! Nothing is more fun than playing L4D2 with friends!

[SongBrony 419]

I would most certainly end up over doing my welcome. Except for Rainbow Dash and Luna. I would try to keep talking to them at a bearable point. Why? Because I don't want them to ignore my calls...Even if I talk to them for 10 minutes a day, it's better than 2 hours a day for a week, and then nothing!

 

Speed dial numbers:

 

1. Rainbow Dash

2. Luna

3. Twilight Sparkle

4. Fluttershy

5. Derpy

6. Vinyl

 

I would put Pinkie Pie on there, but I fear she may come through the phone and wreak party havoc

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

I don't even know what an app is.

 

I wouldn't call them very much, though. They tend to be busy with cleaning up each other's messes or saving Equestria.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I would totally call Fluttershy first and assuming she actually answers the phone we would have a wonderful conversation.

 

(Provided the the fact I dont have a total fangasm and faint)

 

P.S.: Why cant I call Discord? That would be super mega awesome.