I Got The Script for ABC Family's Confessions of A Teenage Brony!(again)

[Sepia-chan 495]

Well, if you remember a while back, I leaked ABC Family's script for their new show "ABC Family's Confessions of a Teenage Brony." Turns out, those were just rough drafts, and now we got the real deal!

Episode 1 - Brony Begins

Phil: *whistles* *walks down sidewalk*

Dweevil: *Walks down sidewalk to Phil* HEY. YOU LIKE PONIES?

Phil: No, I don't. Issat a problem?

Dweevil: *Brandishes knife* Go home and become a brony, or else.

Phil: Fine, fine! Sheesh.

*walks home.*

*When he got home, he watched the first several episodes*

Scene 2, Dinner

Autumn (Bigger Sister): Hey Phil, can you pass a roll?

Phil: Uh yes, poniesImeansureyesAutumn.

Dad: Phil, did you just say ponies?

Phil: U..h.. n..o..?

Little Brother: That was weak, Phil!

Autumn: Yeah, if you really mean it, SCREAM!

Little Brother: Yeaaaaaaaaah!

Mom: Settle down, Phil dosen't like ponies!

Dad: ..I hope.

*Later that night*

*ring ring*

Phil: Huh. *picks up phone.* Who could be calling this late?

Dweevil: Heheh, Phil, have you told your parents yet?

Phil: Nope, I don't intend to either.

Dweevil: Uweheehee! I have cast a spell on you, so when you're talking to your parents or any other family members, you'll always mention ponies at least once!

Phil: Why are you doing this exactly?

Dweevil: I feed off embarrassment. You haven't seen the last of me, Phil, I swear it!

Phil: I've had enough of you for one day, honestly. *turns off phone.*

Dragon Ball Z Announcer Guy: TO BE CONTINUED.

NEXT TIME ON ABC FAMILY'S CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE BRONY!

PHIL HAS FORGOTTEN IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, AND EVERYONE'S FAVORITE 12 YEAR OLD KNIFE BRANDISHING KID IS INVITED!

WILL PHIL MANAGE TO HIDE HIS SECRET?

OR WILL DWEEVIL RUIN EVERYTHING?!

FINE OUT NEXT TIME, ON ABC FAMILY'S CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE BRONY!

[Nightfall 3,950]

Ahahahahahaha!

 

Get Episode two, fast!

[Sepia-chan 495]

Ahahahahahaha!

 

Get Episode two, fast!

 

I'm downloading the rest of the season from NOTAREALWEBSITE.com

[Nightfall 3,950]

 

How much download time is left?

[Sepia-chan 495]

 

How much download time is left?

 

A few hours. ABC Family put in a lot of filler to ward away evil pirates from downloading due to massive file size.