MS Paint Adventures Or Something

[Sepia-chan 495]

Once upon a time you lived in your home in Homeville.

You waste yet another day staring at your computer, wondering what you would've been if you went to college, oh well.

You decide that today will be different, and you will do something with your life.

Enter command.

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Edited October 8, 2012 by Sepia

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

/run = findjob.exe

[Sepia-chan 495]

/run = findjob.exe

 

Our hero decides to run FindJob.Exe, which came preinstalled on his computer.

But now, our hero is distraught: Should he become a professional door stopper, a taco cook, or a substitute teacher?

Enter command.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

/joingroup: tacobellcashier

[Sepia-chan 495]

/joingroup: tacobellcashier

 

Our hero rests up for his big day at his new job.

-Day 2-

Our hero walks up to Taco Bell to start working.

He enters, and a kindly bearded man gives him a badge.

Badge was added to inventory.

 

Our hero is explained his duties, and he gets to work, when suddenly, an unruly customer appears!

Enter command.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

/equip microscopic-sticky-bomb

/stick micro-bomb = customer's meal

/give customer = mealbomb

/smile to = self

[Sepia-chan 495]

/equip microscopic-sticky-bomb

/stick micro-bomb = customer's meal

/give customer = mealbomb

/smile to = self

 

Microscopic sticky bomb was not found in inventory.

Enter command.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

/grab = rawmeat

/paint = rawmeat = brown

/insert = fakemeat to: taco

/give customer = taco

[Sepia-chan 495]

/grab = rawmeat

/paint = rawmeat = brown

/insert = fakemeat to: taco

/give customer = taco

 

But oh no! You were so caught up in your zany antics, that you didn't notice that the kindly bearded man saw you do everything.

He fires you.

(badge removed from inventory)

Enter command.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

/join = mafia

/obtain = pistol, 20 bullets

/goto = taco bell

/engage = kind bearded man with: gun

[Bohtty 1,775]

shit on your desk and squawk like an imbecile

[Motion Spark 7,806]

what is the mechanic of this game? I want to draw too

[Jokuc 8,172]

shit on your desk and squawk like an imbecile

what is the mechanic of this game? I want to draw too

ye let's draw the story ourselves

 

[Feather Gem 965]

But wats da point?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

/name = Zephyr Cherrysmell