Post lies about the person above you!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Put an energy drink in a hummingbird feeder

[Party Cannon 876]

Chews on soda cans until his mouth bleeds

[Silverhoof 2,844]

eats butterflies in front of Fluttershy.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Drank a large can of Redbull while swallowing sleeping pills at the same time to see what would happen.

[Brook 663]

Like to stick cupcakes up his pet tarantula's miniature nostrils

 

(also defies physics) 

[Dr. Frasier Crane 319]

Likes to eat flowers.

[Brook 663]

Got raped by a dinosaur

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

Hates Sweetie belle and is a bigger fan of Vanellope than Spas-ticShotty

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Enjoys rounding off long decimal numbers

[Shankveld 4,949]

Laughed when reading cupcakes ~

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

Doesn't know what pokemon is.

[Bari 7,023]

Rode a griffin to the moon and destroyed it.

[Yourmomsponies 444]

rode dinosaurs with joe momma

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

Has met Sauron and Goku.

[Jaaay 83]

Is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Is a spy

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

Raises the sun at dawn

[Wingnut 6,999]

Would never use a griffon as an avatar.  Especially green ones. 

[One 498]

Is a lie.

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

Actually is infinity. Don't tell his dad.

[One 498]

Thinks that water is a drug and it's withdrawal kills us in 3 days.

[Wingnut 6,999]

It takes 1 to know 1.

[Zygen 6,066]

Hates Fluttershy with an undieing passion.

[One 498]

Never posts.

[Zygen 6,066]

Has owned a goldfish with the ability to morph itself into a Swiss army knife.