*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

 

[Dark Qiviut 22,379]

You say you're fast, but:

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

You remind me of my big toe, cuz I'm going to bang you on every furniture in the house tonight!! Yao!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You are the last piece to complete my puzzle!

 

(i don't know if this has been used already)

Edited June 10, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony

[Twiliscael 3,960]

If you were a Pikmin, I'd pick you first <3

[Lostwanderer 367]

I must be in an asylum, cos i'm crazy for you.

[Modphase 1,271]

Do you love water? Because if you do, that means you love 80% of me already.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! 

Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! 

Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! Next stop is a fight! 

 

 

(best pickup line ever!)

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Hey, I like potatoes. I mean YOU. Dammit!

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

You...me, now

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

You and me, inside that box, now!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Hey you look pretty so when can we get married

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your eyes are beautiful!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Do you like water? Wow I like water too we should make babies.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

The world is an ocean, and I'm your little love anemone.

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

Your eyes are as blue as the sky.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Your plot is as blue as the sky

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your flank is definitely my plot!

 

(I don't know how that makes sense!)

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I'll be a comedian if you'll be the butt of my joke.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Imma glitch up your programming!

 

(If you know what i mean)

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

*Trips

I fell for you.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Let me help you up!

 

*"Accidentally" grabs crotch.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

I've got to get you out of here.  This is a NO smoking zone.
 

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Hey, you know they call me coffee because I grind so fine.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Dayum... if only you were a light switch, I'd love to turn you on.

Edited June 10, 2013 by Rainbow Dashey