I wrote something silly. Tobuscus + MLP

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This is part one of a very silly fanfiction I'm writing. Two things I would like to say before you read this:

 

1. I enjoy constructive criticism.

 

2. This will make no sense if you haven't seen any of Tobuscus' videos.

 

Now on Fimfiction.Net! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62958/The-Adventures-of-Ponybuscus

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The meadow outside of Ponyville was usually quiet, but one day it became inhabitated by a very loud pony. Meet Tobuscus. He isn't really a pony, but for the purpose of this tale, he might as well be. He was a green earth pony with a brown mane and brown eyes. He did look a lot like a pony, but he acted very different.

He began talking, even though there was no one in sight. "Hello once again, for the first time, audience!" He yelled to what seemed like nobody. "When we left off... There was nothing, because this is the first episode ever... Everything is new... But am I new? Do I even belong here? I don't even know who I am anymore!" He broke into a dry sob, "I don't even know who I am! What is my purpose? Do I... Do I stay here, or do I go off somewhere else? What do I do? I need a sign!"

He began to walk as he spoke, then he broke into a chuckle. "I downloaded a My Little Pony game!" He said. Once again, he was talking to no one. "I found it on this website... I can't remember it's name... But do names even matter? I don't even know my name. I think it starts with a T... Oh God, I still don't know who I am!" He began to sob again, but quickly stopped. "I'm done," he stated. "I'm over it. No more crying like a little babybuscus. I'm a manbuscus. Anyway, when I downloaded this game it had a little description that I probably should have read, but I mean, come on. Me reading something? PFFFFT! Not gonna happen."

He looked around the meadow quickly. "Alright, let's figure out where we are, shall we?" He started to walk forward in a straight line. "Yes, I think we shall."

As he walked, a purple figure approached him. It was a pony, but it also had a horn on its head.

"What is that?" Toby asked. "Is that gonna kill me? Look at it! It has a freaking death horn! That's intimidating!"

"Wow," The unicorn said as she got within speaking distance. Her hair was long and black aside from two purple streaks down the center. "I didn't think that anypony came down here!"

"Wait. Did you just say anypony?" Toby asked. "Awww, that's cute! And clever!"

The unicorn wrote that off as a compliment and continued, "Are you looking for anything? You seem lost."

Toby thought for a moment. "Um... Can you tell me... Where is the town? Yes. Tell me where is the town. I believe that is the propper wording."

The unicorn happily pointed to the left. "Ponyville is that way," She said.

"Ponyville?" Toby asked. "That name is freaking perfect! I shall call it... Ponybuscusville! ...Hey! Griffon! Griffon, you shut your little doggy mouth! He hates it when I play on the computor. GRIFFON SHUT UP!"

"Who are you talking to?" The unicorn asked.

"NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!" Toby screamed. "Gee, the NPCs in this game are really smart... I don't like it."

The unicorn tried to ignore Toby's strange behavior. "Would you like to know more about Ponyville?" She asked.

Tobuscus thought for a moment. "Um... Uh.... Yes. Sure. Why not?"

"Well..." The unicorn took a deep breath and began to talk... and talk... and talk. She was talking about the early years of ponyville, the exact dates that the first stores were built, which families moved in first, and a lot of other things that Tobuscus didn't care about.

"Uh..." Toby grunted as she spoke. "Is she gonna shut up? I don't care about this... Uh! I do not have this kind of attention span!" He looked around impatiently as she talked. "Oooh! What's that?" He exclaimed. Then he sprinted away while the unicorn was still talking. The thing he was so interested in was a cluster of trees.

"Well... That was strange," The unicorn commented.

 

 

Toby scaled the side of a small hill before reaching the trees. There were hundreds of them, all baring apples. "Wow," Toby said, "This place is amasing! Look at all these trees! Can I punch these trees and get some wood? Probably not. I should leave these alone. They look expensive."

He walked around in the thick forrest of trees for a few seconds before he found something he was interrested in. A lone pig was incased in a wooden fence with a feeding trough. If toby had looked behind the pen, he would have seen a barn full of animals, but he was too engrossed in the pig to pay attention to that. "PIGGY!" Toby exclaimed.

The fat, pink pig squealed in response to the sudden noise.

"Audience, look! I found a pig!" Toby said. "Oh, if I could get a saddle... I would ride that pig into the sunset! Are there saddles in pony land? Probably not. That would be creepy." Toby inspected the gate. "Okay, I need to get inside. I need to. If I don't play with the pig, I'll freaking explode, and my body will get everywhere, and it'll be disgusting." He backed away from the pig and ran straight toward it as fast as possible. "Alright, here we go. Double tap!" When he neared the gate, he jumped as high as he could and landed into the pig pen. "YES!" he cried in joy. "The victory is mine! I have defeated you, gate! You little failure!" He stood up and looked at the pig. "Did you see that pig?" he asked.

The pig stared at Toby.

"You are a little cutie!" Toby said. "You're cute!" They looked at each other for a moment. "...I'm gonna ride you now." he said. He then jumped onto the pig's back, scaring it into a fit and causing it to run in a frantic circle. "WHEEEEEW!" he cried.

Just then, the paniced pig crashed into the fence and sent Toby rolling off its back and onto the ground outside the fence. "NO, PIGGY NO!" Toby screamed in protest. He stood back up and looked at the pig. "You little traitor!" He yelled, "You little TRAITOR PIG! How dare you! I knew you your whole life! I raised you ever since you were a little biscuit! You were all like, 'When I grow up, I want to be a pig!' And then I said, 'You can't be a pig when you grow up. You're a biscuit!' But you never gave up! And you ate all of your vegetables and grew up big and strong!" He started to dry sob again, "Is this my punishment for not believing in you? I'm sorry! I should have seen your potential!" His voice raised to a shout. "But I will never forgive you for what you've done! You made me fall on the ground! The ground is dirty! Look at me! LOOK AT HOW DIRTY I AM! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR ME TO BE? YOU WANT ME TO BE DIRTY? HUH?" His voice calmed down. "You are a little traitor! You are a traitor pig! I can't even look at you any more!" He turned around. "I gotta pause it," he said to no one. "Thanks for watching! Click the annotation in the top right to watch the next video! Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you! Peace off. BOOP!"

Edited November 18, 2012 by Pretty Koenma

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

I can't even begin to, just YES, for Luna's sake YES! I could hear his voice throughout much more than half of the story! Honestly continue this NOW!

forrest

 

There are a bit more mistakes, but I am too lazy at the moment Please make more! Edited November 13, 2012 by DJ Scratch

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I can't even begin to, just YES, for Luna's sake YES! I could hear his voice throughout much more than half of the story! Honestly continue this NOW!

There are a bit more mistakes, but I am too lazy at the moment Please make more!

 

Roger that. I love writing this! Toby is the best. MLP is the other best. Putting those things together is a whole lot of fun! Of course, with how easly distracted Toby is this might take a while to get into the plot.

[Zygen 6,066]

I could totally hear toby it in, it was quite entertaining

Wonderful job, However now your going to end up making me get into an addictive Toby marathon.... .

Oh well. Great job though.

[longgone 873]

I could totally see toby in this, great job! You must continue this! Can't you see, it is your destiny to write a toby fic! Your destiny!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Toby scaled the side of a small hill before reaching the trees. There were hundreds of them, all baring apples. "Wow," Toby said, "This place is amasing! Look at all these trees! Can I punch these trees and get some wood? Probably not. I should leave these alone. They look expensive."

 

HURRGHHHHH spelling errrooooorrrrrrr

 

I saw I think two others

 

Over all pretty entertaining read, you should continue this, deargawdihopehedoesn'tfindpinkiepie

[Master Blade the Bearded 112]

Good god, man, this is freakin' hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing. I could hear his voice and see his face the entire time. Keep it up, I can tell this is going to be good!

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I'm almost done with the next chapter. You can expect it by the end of the day. He will accomplish little to nothing, but he is going to realise that he's naked.

[MorningFlash 214]

This is awesome, read the whole thing in a Tobuscus voice, The TobyGames channel is my favourite out of all of his, so Great job ^^

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Next chapter is done.

 

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"Hello once again, audience!" Tobuscus yelled. "When we left off, I was talking to this unicorn and... Uhh... I just didn't have the attention span for it. So, I came over here and I met this amasing pig and we had a great time until he turned out to be a TRAITOR!" He raised his voice at the pig that was still trapped in its pen. "I'm sure he's learned his lesson," Tobuscus announced. "but I don't think I'm ready to forgive him yet..." He looked back at the pig. "Why don't you just escape dude?" He asked.

 

The pig snorted.

 

Toby continued, "Dude, I could get in and out of there easily. You are a little failure pig!"

 

The pig turned around.

 

"That's right! You think about what you've done, you little traitor pig!" Tobuscus yelled. "Anyway, I read the comments, and by that I mean I read one comment, and all of them said the same thing, so it was like reading all of them. So, according to you guys I am in Sweet Apple Acres. That would explain all of the sweet apples... and the acres." He looked around at the trees, then looked to the ground. "Is this like Minecraft? Can I dig down to find diamonds? Uh, I want a bunch of freaking diamonds so that I can put them on my body... Is this game like Minecraft at all? Hopefully not, because I die in that game a lot."

 

With nothing to stimulate his brain, Toby went back to looking around at the trees that surrounded him. "Okay, so these are apple trees, and apples are food. How do I get the apples? I want to put them in my pocket! Do I jump up and grab them? Let's try that." He bent down and leaped vertically as high as he could. "Booya!" He said quickly before landing on the ground again and accomplishing nothing. "Awww, come on!" he moaned. "How am I supposed to get those freaking apples? They're way too high! I need stilts. Do ponies have stilts? Probably not. That would be really dangerous."

 

He had a momentary pause in his talking. "Hmm, let us see what kind of inventory system this game uses." He said as he stood still and stared into space. "Let's see... We go to the pause menu... Then we go to character... Aha! I have found you inventory!" he said in an excited voice. "Let's see what I have in my possession... Nothing? Perfect! That's fan-freaking-tastic! I'm freaking poor. I'm like that one homeless man who broke his pickaxe. Do you remember that story? That was a long time ago. It was a true story, a true story that happened a long time ago... in the land of Kingdombuscus. I made it into a book and I sold like a million copies. But then I got sued, because the old man found out about the book and he was like, 'Hey there, Buscus. Why are you selling my stories without my permission?' And of course I ran away, because he had a broken pickaxe, and those are like a million times more deadly than a normal pickaxe." He stopped talking for a few more seconds. "Wow," he exclaimed. "I have a lot of room in myminvintory considering that I have no pockets. Wait a second, am I wearing clothes? Oh, no! I'm freaking naked! I am a little nudist! That's gross! This game is gross!"

 

He started to pace around a tree for no good reason. "Okay, this is what I'm gonna do in this episode. I'm gonna find some freaking clothes, and I'm gonna put it on my body... Do I need one pair of pants or two? Uh! I don't even know how many pairs of pants I need! I'll get two just to be safe. After I get some pants, I'm gonna find out what I'm supposed to do, and I'm gonna vanquish all of the evil murder demons, and all of the ponies will worship me, and I will become their king, and then I'm gonna end this run-on sentance. I'm getting stuff done in this episode!"

 

"Oink!" the pig snorted.

 

"You shut your mouth, pig!" Tobuscus commanded. "Listen to him. He thinks he's all that. Well, you know what?" He began to shout again, "YOU ARE ALL THAT! And when I say that, I mean failure. You are all failure, mister pig!" His voice calmed. "Can I call you mister pig?" he asked. "I don't know if that's offensive or not. I guess it isn't. You know what, mister pig? I'm going to call you Bilbo! Bilbo the thi-"

 

'Thunk!' His pointless rant was interrupted by a loud thumping sound.

 

"Oh, God! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Toby screamed. "Is that a freaking murder demon?"

 

'THUNK!'

 

"Are you a murder demon?" Toby asked out in the direction of the noise. "What if that isn't a murder demon, and it gets offended? Oh, no! That would be so embarassing! I'm sorry if you aren't actually a demon!"

 

Tobuscus replied to himself in an old man's voice, "I forgive you, Tobuscus."

 

Then, he spoke in his normal voice, "How do you know my name?"

 

"Because, I'm your great grandfather. Your long lost great grandfatherbuscus. My name is Bilbo."

 

"No way! I was about to use that name for a pig!"

 

"I actually am a murder demon, though."

 

"Well, yeah. I mean that was obvious."

 

"I've been alive for five hundred years!"

 

"Wow! Good for you, man. That's impressive!" Toby replied to himself. "What are you doing here?"

 

"I don't know... I forget things sometimes. It comes with being old."

 

"Well, okay, grandpabuscus. I have to go now. I need to find out what this noise was."

 

"Okay, Tobuscus. Good luck."

 

"Okay, fine. Good God, will you shut up?" Toby said to himself before taking a deep breath. He had just had an entire conversation with himself and for him, that was completely normal.

 

He started to walk to the sourse of the thumping noise. He had no idea what he was doing, and he wouldn't have it any other way.

 

 

 

 

'THUNK!' The red stallion kicked the trunk of another apple tree. Red Delicious apples fell from its leaves and piled perfectly into a wicker basket. He stopped when he heard a strange voice.

 

"Wow! You are strong!" The voice said. "Is that an apple on your butt? That's silly. You're silly." Tobuscus walked into view around a tree. "Hey, do you have any pants? Are you naked too? Wow, everyone here is naked! That's gross. PUT SOME PANTS ON, YOU LITTLE NUDIST!"

 

The stallion didn't say anything. He just looked at Toby with a confused expression.

 

"What time is it?" Toby asked to himself. "I gotta pause it. Thank's for watching! Click the annotation in the top right to watch the next video! Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace off. BOOP!"

 

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In the next chapter, he's going to sing about the apples on Big Mac's butt to the rythem of the minecraft theme music. There might also be a plot lying around there somewhere...

 

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Here's Chapter Three: The Apple Butt Song!

 

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"Hello once again, audience!" Toby said as the red stallion watched him. "When we left off, I accomplished absolutely nothing and I realized that I was naked, but I discovered my long lost great grandfatherbuscus, so I think it was a win. It's important to keep things positive."

The red stallion picked up the basket of apples with his mouth. Toby watched him and said, "Did I forget to mention? I also found this guy here... or girl. I can't really tell. It's probably a guy. He has green apples on his butt. That is awesome! How did he get those? Is that a tattoo? Did you get a tattoo? You did, didn't you! You are irresponsible!"

The stallion did the best he could to ignore Toby, and began to walk away with the basket of apples.

"Okay, this is what I'm gonna do," Toby said. "I'm gonna follow this red guy with the apples on his butt, and hopefully he will lead me to a magical place that gives me like a million diamonds and lets me beat the whole game, and then I'm gonna fall in a pit of lava, because that always happens... Uh, I got minecraft on the brain!"

Toby was silent for only a few seconds as he followed the red stallion. "Oh, I feel a song coming on!" he announced. He cleared his throat and started to sing.

"He has ap-ples

on the sides of his butt.

I don't ev-en

know why he has them.

No, I don't know why he has apples on his butt!

Doesn't seem like the kind of thing anyone would want.

No, I don't know why he has apples on his butt!

Because... Da da da, some thing that rhymes with the song!

This is a song about the apples on his butt!

On his butt, there's apples on his butt.

What? What?

On his butt, there's apples on his...

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!"

"Ha ha..." He chuckled. "That was a song that I heard... about a legend, a legend that was based on a true story about a legend. Obviously I didn't just make that song up on the spot, because if I did, it would have been beautiful."

The red stallion walked into a clearing in the trees. Inside the clearing was a huge, red barn next to a dirt road. He set the basket of apples on a tree stump, then his glared at Toby with tired eyes.

"What are you looking at, huh?" Toby asked. "You looking at me? HUH!? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME!? ...That guy or girl is full of him or herself. I wrote a freaking song for you! You're welcome. Most people have to pay like a million dollars for that sort of thing."

Another pony came into view from behind the barn. She was also an earth pony with a light orange coat and a brown cowboy hat. She spoke with a southern accent. "Hey there Big Mac," she said. "Who's that you got with ya?"

The red pony looked like he was going to say something, but he was quickly interrupted by Toby. "Okay, so that's a girl." He stated. "Is there a way to tell other than the voice? Is it the nose? Is that how you tell genders, nose size? That makes sense. People are that way too."

Now the mare was confused.

"Hey, girl," Toby said. "What you doin', girl? Got a little hat on to keep you cool? Tha's nice. Tha's reeeeeeal nice!"

Now she was uncomfortable. She did her best to stay polite and keep things from getting more awkward. "So... Um... My name's Applejack..."

"Oh! I love cerial!"

"...Uhuh... Anyway, that there is my brother, Big Mac." She pointed at the red stallion.

"Big Mac? You mean like the burger?" Toby asked. "Is everyone in your family a kind of food?"

"Big Macintosh," Applejack explained.

Toby said nothing.

"It's a kind of apple." She continued to explain.

"Well duh!" Toby exclaimed. "Of course I knew that. Everybody knows that! ...PFFFT!"

Applejack smiled awkwardly. "So, what's your name?"

Immediately after she asked that, Toby yelled, "TOBUSCUS! Yes! I knew she was gonna ask that! I was totally ready for her to ask that!"

"Good... job, Tobuscus," Applejack replied.

"You can just call me Toby. You special, girl."

Applejack quickly changed the subject again. "So, what'd ya come here for?"

Toby started talking to himself again. "Where are the dialog options? There's usually a list of things that I can say. Is she really able to understand what I say through my mic? That is awesome! How do they do that?"

"Who are you talking to?" Applejack asked. "What's all this about dialog options and mics?"

Toby yelled, "NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS, YOU NOSY LITTLE BISCUIT!"

Applejack inched closer to her brother and whispered, "Did he just call me a biscuit?"

"Eeyup." Big Mac replied.

"Did he act like this earlier?"

"Eeyup."

Applejack turned back to Toby, who had gotten bored and began spinning in circles. "Excuse me." She said slightly impatiently. Toby stopped spinning and looked at her. "You never explained why you were here, Toby."

"Didn't I?"

"No... You didn't."

"I knew that!" Toby exclaimed. "Totally knew that!"

"So... Are you gonna tell us?"

"Does it really matter?" Toby asked as he gazed at the clouds. Applejack looked up too, just to see if there was anything to look at in the sky. There wasn't. "I mean... When you really think about it, isn't the reason that you do something just an excuse? And... Aren't excuses the thing that we were taught as children not to make? So, when you really, really think about it, having a purpose for doing something is like giving an excuse, and you only give excuses if you do something wrong. The end!" He quickly turned his head, still looking at the sky. Before Applejack could respond to what he had said, he yelled, "Ooh! What is that!"

Toby was looking at a blue streak flying through the air. It slowed down when it was over the farm. When it was visible, it looked like a pony with multicolored, rainbow hair, but it also had wings, a thing that Toby hadn't seen yet.

"What the balls!? A flying pony!" Toby cried. "That is awesome! Unless it kills me. That would be a lot less awesome. Is that gonna kill me?"

Applejack ignored what Toby was saying and spoke to the flying mare, "Rainbow Dash..."

"Rainbow Dash? That's an awesome name!" Toby interrupted.

"What are you doing here?" Applejack continued.

"It's Twilight!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. "She got a letter from the princess. She says its urgent! We need to go now!"

Rainbow Dash and Applejack both began to make their way to town as fast as they could with Toby tring to keep up with them. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!" He yelled. "Wait up!" He started to catch up with them once they left the orchard. "I gotta... Shut up, Griffon! I gotta pause it. Thanks for watching! Click the annotation in the top right to watch the next video! Bless your face! If you sneezed during this video, bless you! Peace off. BOOP!"

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

My god this is awesome!!!!!!!! I can so hear Toby saying all of this, and acting like this. This is literally the best thing since sliced cheese. Now I have the sudden urge to go on a Toby Minecraft watching marathon. You must continue this.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

My god this is awesome!!!!!!!! I can so hear Toby saying all of this, and acting like this. This is literally the best thing since sliced cheese. Now I have the sudden urge to go on a Toby Minecraft watching marathon. You must continue this.

 

I'm writing on this every day. The next chapter should be up soon.

 

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Alright, heres the next chapter.

 

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Twilight's home was a hollowed out tree with rows of books neatly stacked from wall to wall. Aside from that, there were seven ponies inside of it: Toby; Applejack; Rainbow Dash; Twilight, the unicorn Toby had spoken to before; and three others, another winged pony with pink hair, a normal pony with a pink coat, and a unicorn with a white coat and curly white hair.They were all staring at Toby, and for a good reason. He was talking to himself.

"Hello once again, audience!" He said.

"Who is he talking to?" The white coated unicorn whispered to Twilight. She didn't respond.

"When we left off, I was chasing two ponies, and they were going really fast. And I just... just the thought of all that physical activity makes me feel..." He crouched down and made a few fake vomiting sounds. "Bllluuugggrrr! Bllluuugggrrr!" He sniffled, "Whoo! I feel better now! Where was I? Oh yeah. I read some of the comments, and a lot of you are saying that the link to download this game is broken, and it doesn't send you anywhere. I promise I'm gonna look into that. And you know what happens when I promise something... I completly forget about it. Think about it. That's always what happens."

The white unicorn leaned toward Applejack. "Is he... is he talking to himself?" She asked.

"I think you know the answer to that, Rarity," Applejack replied.

Twilight recognized Toby from earlier that day. In addition to being a strange pony that talked to himself, he had seemed to be confused and a little bit lost. She looked at Applejack and asked, "Why did he come here with you?"

Applejack shrugged, "He followed me. Explaining things to him just seemed like a waist of time."

"I can believe that," said Twilight. She turned to Toby, who had already begun to survey the room. "Why are you here?" she asked. "Do you even know?"

"My name... Is Toby," he said. "I have come to murder demons and eat buscuits! And I'm all out of biscuits!"

"I like him!" the pink pony exclaimed.

Twilight attempted to draw some sense from what he had said. "Were you sent from the princess? Are you here to tell us about the swarm?"

"The what?" Toby asked.

"That would be a no," Rainbow Dash commented. "He clearly isn't supposed to be here Twilight! We should just kick him out and get back to buisness!"

"That is your oppinion," said Toby.

Rainbow Dash sighed and covered her eyes with her hoof.

"We don't have time for any of this!" Twilight exclaimed. "We should have left an hour ago!" She turned her back to Toby and adressed her five friends. She began to explain what was so important. "Do you remember what happened at the..."

Toby wasn't listening to her as she talked. Instead, he was looking around at the bookshelves. "Let's see..." He said to himself. "Is this like Skyrim? Do I just look at books and then level up? That would be awesome! How do I pick up books? How do ponies use books without fingers? That makes no sense."

Meanwhile, Twilight was still talking to her friends. "... And that's all that the letter said," she continued. "The princess can explain more when we get to the castle."

"Guys!" Toby yelled. He was looking out the window. "Does that yellow, flying pony with the pink hair have a twin sister?"

Rainbow Dash looked at Toby, then at the pink haired pegasus in the room.

"I don't know what he's talking about," the yellow pegasus said nervously.

"I see her in the room..." Toby began. "But she's also outside..."

"Let me see!" Applejack demanded as she ran to the window. Sure enough, she saw her friend outside leading a family of ducks down a dirt road.

"Care to explain that, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash demanded. She turned to where the pegasus had been standing, but she was nowhere to be seen. "Where'd she go?" She exclaimed.

Everyone in the room began to frantically look around the library. "I don't see her!" Twilight cried.

"That's 'cus the real Fluttershy's outside!" said Applejack. "This one's a fake. That's why she's hiding! Rainbow Dash musta' grabbed the wrong Fluttershy!"

"Yeah, like it's my fault!" Rainbow Dash snapped.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Toby yelled.

"Were you even listening to me?!" Twilight demanded.

"PFFFT! I can't listen to drawn out explinations. My brain works too fast!" Toby replied. He looked up at the ceiling and screamed, "OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"

The other five ponies looked up in the direction Toby was staring. They saw something that they all had hoped they would never see again. A pitch black changeling with leathery wings and green eyes was crawling on the ceiling like an insect. It looked back at them when it was detected and hissed like a snake.

"Wow," Toby said. "That thing has a lot of holes in its legs!"

The changeling set its sights on the window. The only thing in its way from freedom was a thin sheet of glass and Toby. It pushed off the ceiling and shot itself toward the window like an arrow.

"Look out!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Why?" Toby asked before he saw the changeling flying straight at him. "No, No, No, GODDANG IT!" Toby yelled without enough time to react. The changeling crashed into Toby and rammed him into the wall. Toby grabbed onto its neck and held on for dear life. The changeling then began to wildly slide him up and down the wall to shake him loose.

"Toby, just let go!" Applejack yelled.

"I'm hitting the booya button!" Toby cried. "IT ISN'T WORKING!"

Toby kicked off of the wall with his back legs, throwing the changeling off balance and causing it to bend bacwards. "AWW YEAH!" Toby yelled. "TOBY SMASH!" He bared down with all of his weight and rode the changeling into the groundd with a loud thud. The changeling stopped moving. Toby stood himself up and basked in the glory of his victory. "YES! AWW YEAH!" He cried. "I don't know who that guy was, and I don't know why we were even fighting, but I aint even care! I aint even care!"

The other five ponies looked at him with genuine surprise.

"WHATCHU GOT!?" Toby yelled at the limp changeling. "WHATCHU GOT!?"

The door to the library slowly opened. Standing in it was the real Fluttershy. "Is every pony okay?" she asked in a soft voice. "I heard crashing sounds and I thought something bad was happening, but if everything's okay, I'm sorry for intruding."

"Aww! You are just a little cutie!" Toby said.

Fluttershy looked down and backed up. "Um... Thank you," she whispered.

Twilight put a map and a few other items in her saddlebag and headed to the door. "We need to leave now!" she said.

"Can I come?" Toby pleeded.

"That depends," Twilight said, "If you stayed here, would you accidently set the town on fire."

"I think that is probably a safe bet." Toby admitted.

"Well then, I suppose you're coming with us. Alright everybody let's..."

"I gotta pause it," Toby interrupted. "Thanks for watching! click the annotation in the top right to watch the next video! Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you! Peace off. Boop!"

[TheSlopmaster 8]

There are a bit more mistakes, but I am too lazy at the moment Please make more!

 

Um do you mean more mistakes or more of the story?

havent read the story yet but with all the praise its getting it must be good!

 

"um do you mean more mistakes or more of the story?"

is a joke if anypony hasn't realised.