Certified Brony

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Heck, people, I don't need anyone else to tell me I'm a brony, or how much of a brony I am. Unless the Certified Brony rank comes with the following:

1. A dual-signed proclamation from Princess Celestia and Princess Luna themselves (and I mean literally, not just their voice actresses, although that would diamond),

2. Rarity as my personal clothes designer and large-ham-shinnanigans-partner

3. Fluttershy to give me "killer massages" (pun intended)

4. RD to make Sonic Rainbooms every time I want to feel happy and look at Rainbows

5. Pinkie Pie to take me on journeys to worlds unimaginable with her odd powers

6. Applejack to make me apple confectioneries

7. Twilight to read me bed time stories... yeah, that would be awesome...

... What was I saying again... Oh, yes... unless all of that comes with it, I'm not in the least bit interested.

 

However, I will wish those who do aspire to such grand heights the best of luck, and all that.

Edited November 13, 2012 by Full Spectrum

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I don't think many people here pay much attention to their post count, me included. Nonetheless, I think it would be really cool if the first person to get to Certified Brony could get something extra on the forums? I'm not exactly sure what, though.

 

I'd like to say I think I'll get to Certified Brony first but that would never happen. I haven't been on for nearly enough time to get that many posts casuallly, and there are bronies who deserve it more than I do.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

My guess is it will be Chaotic Discord there first, even though we want be able to see it, but the first person to get it that will have it displayed is most likely going to be Finest, that is if he goes back to posting. Now if I started posting more it would most likely take me still another two years to get it, and that would be if I started to post more, which I don't and on the current post rate of mine it would most likely take at least another 5 to 10 years for me to get even close enough to think about reaching it.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

If I go posting at the rate I posted things in August (around 150 daily) I probably would be able to hitch it up pretty quickly. Though first people, I'd have to say Crona. He has the most posts, and while it's true he's been inactive he could come back and post it up.

[Batbrony 16,055]

Unless Finest comes back sometime soon, Chaotic Discord will probably end up being the first Certified Brony of the forums. Not that this is news to anypony at this point in this thread, considering this was more or less determined and agreed upon within the first 5 posts; just thought I'd throw my two bits in there and agree with everypony else! Best of luck Chaotic!!!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I was so hoping that someone would be all like, "I hope it's you Red! Keep going you'll make it! ur my hero!" XD Oh well, a guy can dream I suppose, can he not?

[Betez 1,734]

It's obviously going to be me. I can easily get 10,000 posts. No problem, I don't see why everyone thinks it's so hard.