ooc Ask any Pony on a Date!

[Half-Note 273]

 

 

We shall put aside our idealistic difference to help you, for I am, indeed, a poet. How may I be of assistance?

 

(Also, hotest pony list:

AJ

Rainbow

Twilight (Or Octavia)

Derpy

Trixie (I don't like her, I didn't say she wasn't hot)

Pinkie

 

Thanks, although I'm already a song writer so..... we'll work smething out.

 

top 5 hottest ponies:

Trixie

Cadance

Chrysalis

Luna

Suprise

[Page Turner 607]

Well, I Came here to say that there may not be any replies today. I'm going out of town and I don't know if I'll have the time. but before I go, here's my Top 5 hottest ponies.

 

-Pinkie Pie

-Pinkie Pie's Clone

-Pinkie Pie's Other Clone

-Pinkie Pie's Other Other Clone

-Pinkie Pie's Other Other Other Clone

 

I really Like Pinkie.

 

 

 

 

Okay, okay, here's the Serious List:

-Pinkie Pie

-Vinyl Scratch

-Fluttershy

-Twilight Sparkle

-Spitfire

[Glitch 26]

Is this "Top Five Hottest Ponies" thing still a thing? Because if it is, here's my list:

 

-Rarity

-Twilight

-Derpy

-Celestia

-Pinkie

[Page Turner 607]

I posted the same thing before that guy and you never responded!!!! I am now sad!!!!!! *disheartened Red is sad*

 

Also: Red, Since you lost out on Octavia (Which is probably my fault), Might I suggest Beauty Brass as a substitute?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Also: Red, Since you lost out on Octavia (Which is probably my fault), Might I suggest Beauty Brass as a substitute?

 

isn't she, like, one of the ponies in Octavia's Quartet? I think if I couldn't get tavi (or scratch), i'd go for her.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Oh, are we doing this then? Fine, I'll partake in this.

 

Hottest ponies (According to Eljordo):

 

1. Luna

2. Rainbow Dash

3. Fluttershy

4. Vinyl Scratch

5. Cadance

Edited November 21, 2012 by Eljordo

[Page Turner 607]

Oh, look what I found on page 14 that still has yet to be responded to.

I intend no mark of belittlement to our gracious new PostMaster, but this will be an interesting game of gentlemanliness between myself and Half Note.

 

We shall see who loveth our fair Beatrix the most.

 

Oh great, this is exactly what i was trying to avoid when I set up the 'Signup' system. I don't want to have to make one of you sad...

 

I mean good grief! of all the ponies to be fighting over...Trixie?

 

More like Bellatrix.

Edited November 22, 2012 by Page Turner

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

I KNOW RIGHT? SHE'S JUST SO... SO... GRR, YA KNOW? AND JEEZ, I'm done with the Canterlot voice.

 

Do you guys celebrate thanksgiving?

[Page Turner 607]

isn't she, like, one of the ponies in Octavia's Quartet? I think if I couldn't get tavi (or scratch), i'd go for her.

 

Yes, that's why I'm offering her as the nearest substitute for Octavia. Red gets first dibs on her if he wants.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

My family celebrates it. I usually sit around watching tv, playing games, or looking at stuff on the Internet.

[Page Turner 607]

If by 'celebrate' you mean. 'Get overly stressed over dealing with my dysfunctional extended family while stuffing my face with turky', then yeah. I celebrate it.

[Half-Note 273]

If by 'celebrate' you mean. 'Get overly stressed over dealing with my dysfunctional extended family while stuffing my face with turky', then yeah. I celebrate it.

 

Don't worry Page, I can back down and let Blue have Trixie if it makes things easier on you, in exchange I'd like to date Surprise.

Edited November 22, 2012 by Half-Note

[HigurSan 195]

I know he's an alicron, but I still haven't found and effective method of keeping track of my characters. So this is the best one I could find.

 

http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sand-ironhoof-r1931

 

Desired Date: Zecora?

[Page Turner 607]

I know he's an alicron, but I still haven't found and effective method of keeping track of my characters. So this is the best one I could find.

 

http://mlpforums.com...-ironhoof-r1931

 

Desired Date: Zecora?

 

I have no fear of bad OC's, I'm already dealing with a couple, not gonna point any hooves though. *Cough*Morningstar*Cough*.

Aaand... Zecora. wonderful. now I'm going to have to start posting in rhyme.

I'm sure I can do It, but it may take some time.

 

(JK, Morningstar, You're awesome.)

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

When it is rhyme that you seek,

Have no fear...

During Turkey break

Dawny is here.

 

For some reason

This season

My sleep just can't seem

To find the right time to satisfy me.

 

My brain keeps on going,

Though my mind is quite dead,

And so I can keep rhyming

Up and down this great thread.

[Half-Note 273]

When it is rhyme that you seek,

Have no fear...

During Turkey break

Dawny is here.

 

For some reason

This season

My sleep just can't seem

To find the right time to satisfy me.

 

My brain keeps on going,

Though my mind is quite dead,

And so I can keep rhyming

Up and down this great thread.

 

Heard that you think you can rhyme

but I don't got no time

for fools who think

they can spit against me

and though I'm not a rapper

better flow there cannot be.

 

Cause my lyrics fly off the page

like bees in a rage

or snakes in a cage

my rhymes spit venom in your eyes

making you cry

'cause I'm oh so fly

like Fluttershy

and this battle is like a turkey

it's done

and I'ma try to sleep now

I'm gone

 

(Not thinking I should keep writing raps)

Edited November 22, 2012 by Half-Note

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

As is typical

In most silly raps

Your lyrics are physical,

Designed for brass tacks.

 

You would be perfect

To mount on a wall

So that lazy, defect

Poem too, can fall

 

You say you are done,

But can you match the heat

Of my flaming tone

As it laps at your feet?

 

Your rhyme is inconsistent

Like the bees in 'my cage'

That you constructed for cisterns

Of imagined boundless rage.

 

Your swag is as weak

As Fluttershy's yay

And I don't need this week's

Tosh.O to see that your gay.

 

I'm gunna baste you,

Like my mother's brown turkey,

My rhymes will enshame you

While they flow like gravy.

 

As for your venom,

I think we all see

Your a rule 34 phenom

Who's under 16.

 

Now here's what comes next,

With your stupid rubber snakes,

Go back to Club Hex,

And take Trixie to the tank.

 

(That... was actually fun. Somehow. Thank you.)

Edited November 22, 2012 by Dawnpath

[Half-Note 273]

As is typical

In most silly raps

Your lyrics are physical,

Designed for brass tacks.

 

You would be perfect

To mount on a wall

So that lazy, defect

Poem too, can fall

 

You say you are done,

But can you match the heat

Of my flaming tone

As it laps at your feet?

 

Your rhyme is inconsistent

Like the bees in 'my cage'

That you constructed for cisterns

Of imagined boundless rage.

 

Your swag is as weak

As Fluttershy's yay

And I don't need this week's

Tosh.O to see that your gay.

 

I'm gunna baste you,

Like my mother's brown turkey,

My rhymes will enshame you

While they flow like gravy.

 

As for your venom,

I think we all see

Your a rule 34 phenom

Who's under 16.

 

Now here's what comes next,

With your stupid rubber snakes,

Go back to Club Hex,

And take Trixie to the tank.

 

(That... was actually fun. Somehow. Thank you.)

 

Oh the little tounge-less child thinks he can rap?

and he goes off on Trixie as if he can attack

everpony that he dang well pleases

but when this is over he'll be picking up the pieses

of his smashed up pride

cause he already died

he's a dead brony walking

and here he is talking

about my Swag

Brony please!

My Swag is on levels you can't even see

RD wishes she was 20% as cool as me.

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

Well well well,

What have we here?

At least spell it right dog,

Or your pieces will be here.

 

I don't dare think

To dis any mare

But Trixie's mind is more tight

Than her elongated downstairs.

 

Hater please,

Rainbow Dash could mop the floor with you,

Heck, I bet RARITY raps better than you.

Your swag is what comes in a cereal box,

And we both know how much Trixie-O

You seem to stock.

 

What's wrong?

I'm not flopping around like a fish,

And slapping you around with your inch-long, inch thick?

We'll see how many 'pieses' of pride

You can chip of my block with your empty insides.

[Half-Note 273]

Alright alright! You win this round, good show though old chap. Can't believe I spelled Pieces wrong /)-)

[Mercury Crescendo 69]

(OOC: Wow, I've been reading this thread for the past week, and I was thinking of asking Tavi, but she was taken. So I thought I'd go for Vinyl, which was later... taken. Then I considered Derpy since the first one kinda stopped, and now I don't want to take her from anyone. Any way I can get a list of the ponies that aren't taken?)

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

-Lyra

-Bon-Bon

-Carrot Top

-Gilda

-Lily

-Daisy

-Roseluck

-Colgate

-Aloe

-Fleur De Lis

-Cloudchaser

-Flitter

-Blossomforth

-Inkie Pie

-Blinky Pie

-Photo Finish

-Sappire Shores

-Doctor Whooves

-Doctor Stable

-Caramel

-Blues Noteworthy

-Flim

-Flam

-Fancypants

-Discord

-Sombra

-Dusk Shine

-Rainbow Blitz

-Butterscotch

-Bubble Berry

-Applejack(male)

-Elusive

As a general iddea. This was on the bottom of the OOC

Edited November 22, 2012 by Dawnpath

[Page Turner 607]

I hate to do this, I really Do, But I'm afraid I'm going to have to clock out for the rest of the week. All this holiday nonsense is making me ridiculously busy. Dawnpath, Meta Knight, You are in charge until Monday. Try not to break anything.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Aww... Does this mean we don't get to RP till you get back? Or can they take over for a while? I wanna continue with the story

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

Wait a short-toothin' boneafied minute, does this mean I get to make the replies? *Angel* Can I? Please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

 

I guess... he's... gone... Why would he put ponies in charge if we can't post is one way to think, but... at the same time... I don't want to be all "Mwahahaha, I take power, and now you have posts," without his permission. He did say a week, though. Mmmm...