The Vending Machine.

[FoxOsprey 46]

you get bitten by a cat

 

* Inserts Ed Milliband

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get the dreaded Farageatron - now you must gain the aie of Europetimus Prime to beat him back.



I insert Britain First.

[FoxOsprey 46]

First you get Britain; then the rest of the world

 

* Inserts nothing

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You receive a small gust of air.

 

*Forcefully pushes in a Deathclaw's Hand*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Draugr Wight.



I insert a Witcher.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a witch.

 

*Inserts a MLP episode*

[DJShy 872]

*YOU RECEIVE A LPS EPISODE*

 

 

**Inserts Disney's Miley Cyrus**

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Hannah Montana.



I insert a bottle of milk. As in, an actual old-style glass bottle.

[Sigma 768]

You get an empty bottle and a burp from the vending machine.

 

I wait a minute, insert a coin, wait thirty seconds, insert another coin, wait fifteen seconds, insert another coin, and repeat this pattern for two minutes. (Can you guess how many coins I put in the machine?)

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[SparklingSwirls 21,269]

You get someone who's too lazy to do math

 

*inserts a calculator*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an abacus.

 

 

 

 

I insert a pan.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

you get Peter

 

Inserts a book of funny puns

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

You get an unfunny script to a bad comedy movie

 

inserts a lampshade

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get the shade/shadow of a lamp that doesnt stop following you.

 

*Inserts the Horns of a Minotaur*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get two angry aurochses.

Places in a woolly mammoth.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get an ice age.

 

*Inserts a blunt pencil.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a sharp pen.




I insert seventeen miles of dental floss.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get seventeen thousand miles of white cotton thread.

I throw in a shirt I knitted with a bit of said cotton.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

you get nothing but cotton

 

I insert the cotton you received

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a plain white sweater.

I put in the sweater, plus a bottle of blue dye.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a green sweater.



I insert my old iPhone 4.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

you get an even older iPhone 2

 

Inserts a 1-UP Mushroom

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get disappointed *insert troll face here*

 

 

 

*insert half life 3 from billions of years in the future*

[SparklingSwirls 21,269]

You get a fan who created it anyway while you you were gone

 

*inserts a Wolfie cat *

[DubWolf 16,709]

You get the sound of purring and clawing inside .

 

*inserts dog biscuits :woof::*