Ask Brook/River/that one dude that's kinda-funny-but-hes-too-random-for-my-taste

[Brook 663]

Ask me anything, SFW, NSFW (preferably because this is the only place where we can semi-talk about that stuff), fillysophical questions, anything that comes to mind and is worth asking a unique person.

 

Do not use this thread for educational reasons ._.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Brook

[Amelia Monocle 112]

how did 

that one dude that's kinda-funny-but-hes-too-random-for-my-taste get his name?

[Brook 663]

 

how did 

that one dude that's kinda-funny-but-hes-too-random-for-my-taste get his name?

 

HOLY SHIT A QUESTION AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

It's just, my name. Well, technically my name is in Hebrew: Peleg, but it translates to Brook. I used to be River, which I still am around my (non-Hebrew-speaking-) Skype friends, I wasn't aware there was a word for my name in English, so I went with River, but now it's Brook.

 

Basically, it's just my name.

 

Unless you mean "that-one-dude-yaddayaddayadda", I came up with that when I made the thread.

Edited December 9, 2012 by Brook

[Night Shine 767]

QUICKLY!

IF A TREE FALLS OVER IN A FOREST AND NOPONY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR?!

[Brook 663]

QUICKLY!

IF A TREE FALLS OVER IN A FOREST AND NOPONY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR?!

Trick question, you're not wearing any

[Pulcinella 1,016]

If a quantum plasma reactor = X, what is a llama's favorite movie? Also, who's best pony?

[Kamil 315]

If you're so random, why is pie?

[Brook 663]

If a quantum plasma reactor = X, what is a llama's favorite movie? Also, who's best pony?

If you're so random, why is pie?

Whoa, wow, contain yourselves ladies, there's enough Brook for everyone.

 

Firstly, obviously The Llama in Pajamas By The Bay directed by M. Night Shamallamalan, and Sweetie Belle because she's super-cute and funny and lovable and cute and sweet and nice and cute and ERMERGERD the cuteness.

 

Secondly, 3.14 is a constant, it may appear random, but it actually is a definitive number. Unless you mean pie, in that case:

 

IDON'TFUCKINGKNOWASKTHEBAKERMANGODAMNITNOWIMGONNAMAKESOMEWORDSUPJINKYTUGERTSNADEUONMLOAIFUBFHJSLWURTYFGBCVXUYSERTPOOPSHIT I'm done

 

Edited January 11, 2013 by Brook

[ping111 124]

Quick!  You have bullet-in-the-face syndrome, and the only way to cure it is to kick Sweetie Belle!  Very hard!  Do you do it, or face your fate?

[Brook 663]

Quick!  You have bullet-in-the-face syndrome, and the only way to cure it is to kick Sweetie Belle!  Very hard!  Do you do it, or face your fate?

Hmmm, kick a horse or die from a metal piece stuck inside my money-maker?

I know!

KICK THE MOTHER FRRKING HORSE

Edited January 13, 2013 by Brook

[Callisto 1,874]

If a lion transforms into a shark after he eats a lightbulb, what flavor of pudding do eletronic sheep prefer?

[Brook 663]

If a lion transforms into a shark after he eats a lightbulb, what flavor of pudding do eletronic sheep prefer?

I have a question for YOU sir, why would the lion eat the lightbulb if the water has already been running for the vegan foundation! 

[Blinding Light 81]

I ATE THE BANANAAAAAA

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Would you rather:

 

Watch all MLP G3 episodes in 1 sitting and get Pokemon X

 

or

 

get an energy card 

[Callisto 1,874]

I have a question for YOU sir, why would the lion eat the lightbulb if the water has already been running for the vegan foundation!

[Brook 663]

Would you rather:

 

Watch all MLP G3 episodes in 1 sitting and get Pokemon X

 

or

 

get an energy card 

damn this is a hard one, but I guess I'd go for....

Watch all MLP G3 and get Pokemon X, it may be painful, but it will be worth it

also FUCK energy cards what am I GAY? NO

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Wrong answer, take the free energy card, you can pirate Pokemon anyway 

[Brook 663]

Wrong answer, take the free energy card, you can pirate Pokemon anyway 

You just want furry porn don't ya' sick bastard

[Kamil 315]

You just want furry porn don't ya' sick bastard

Well yes but-

Oh wait, that was directed at someone else wasn't it?

[Brook 663]

Well yes but-

Oh wait, that was directed at someone else wasn't it?

Yes, but you know what they say, it's okay to be gay, soooooooooo gay, oh so gay.

Really though it's cool if you're into that stuff, <3 you.

[CluelessLlama13 55]

I ATE THE BANANAAAAAA

 

NOOOOO!!! I ATE IT!!!! 

[Brook 663]

NOOOOO!!! I ATE IT!!!! 

RELAX

calm yo' tits

I got dis.

*Ahem*

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Edited January 21, 2013 by Brook

[Yourmomsponies 444]

if the 4 dimensional divergence of an antisymetric second rank tensor equals 0

 

Math form.

Then what does a anitmatter chicken eat on the planet ngc-994 ?

[Brook 663]

if the 4 dimensional divergence of an antisymetric second rank tensor equals 0

 

Math form.

Then what does a anitmatter chicken eat on the planet ngc-994 ?

^^^^^^^^Surprisingly accurate visual description of myself^^^^^^^^^^^

Edited January 21, 2013 by Brook

[Erza 581]

Hey brook.

Which kind of people do you hate the most?

the kind i hate the most is "Racist" people.

And you?