Verbose your memes

[Kodiak 431]

*ver·bose, adj.: Using or containing a great and usually an excessive number of words; wordy.

 

Choose a meme (cool story bro, Grammar Nazi, etc.) and make it verbose. Be sure to state what meme you used after the translation. For example:

 

"With haste, perform a sharp aerial manuever in which you avoid enemy fire that would inevitably damage your aircraft! (Do a barrel roll!)"

 

Go!

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Are you by any chance angry, my friendly male compadre equivalent to that of family status? (U MAD BRO?)

Edited January 20, 2012 by Mr. Cricket

[Electrobolt 2,068]

Do you have an issue, man who puts the law in action? (Problem, officer?)

[Evilshy 5,089]

I must disagree, and instead request that you, sir, perform the actions you have detailed.

 

(no u)

[Shankveld 4,945]

I am feeling indescribable anger and or pain, but do not know how to voice this feeling properly (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

[HomuraBL 851]

That overpowering rays of light that is multiplied by two that I do not know what it foretells. (Double Rainbow)

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

I'd say that this garment has improved its aesthetic quality by one fifth! (20% Cooler)

 

I used to be so good at these...

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

... I'm not witty enough to think of something right now.

[Aureity 3,055]

Forsooth, in past days I was a glorious adventure-seeking protagonist such as yourself.

 

But then a sharp, tipped shaft moved with a velocity sufficient to penetrate my articulatio genus and render me unable to fulfil my duties as anything but a sentinel of safety.

(I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee)

[Evilshy 5,089]

I must say, that excrement was quite monetary.

 

(shit was so cash)

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

"With some entries, we loved the art but didn't care for the slogan. Others had an awesome look, but didn't capture the spirit of a propaganda poster. Still others had a killer propaganda slogan, but not a heck of a lot else. "Give 'Em the Boot Right in the Fruit," on the other hand, is a triple threat: It's funny, it looks great, and it makes us want to kick a Demoman in an extremely precise area (that the bean counters won't let us mention because they're all such huge extremely precise areas)."

Winner of the Team Fortress 2 Propaganda Contest.

[Swoop 2,276]

 

MY LIGHT AMPLIFICATION BY STIMULATED EMISSION OF RADIATION IS CURRENTLY BEING ENERGISED. ERGO, THAT WHICH WOOP SHALL BE SHOOPED HENCEFORTH.

 

BLARGH.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Greetings gentleman of a canine nature, we heard that you fancy the delight of a certain item, so we transplanted such item X into another (Y) so that you are capable of performing the action associated with item Y while simultaneously performing the action associated with item X.

 

....wat. *brain smokes*

[83awsm 234]

I have yet to attain a conclusion in the lessons of strength that attracts ferromagnetic materials, oh how it drives me to disconcertment.

 

(F*ckin Magnets How do they Work!?)

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

I believe that my cranium containing one of, if not my most, important organs in tact, is filled with incomprehensible knowledge that when put together, still will never be perceived in a logical manner.

 

(My brain is full of F***)

[BlazingDawn 52]

I am laughing to the audible levels in which other may here my questionable voice, which is directed towards an conundrum due to my lack of information or my confusion towards a question.

 

(lolwut?^)

[Kodiak 431]

[Evilshy 5,089]

It is unknown whether anyone has traversed a distance as far even made the decision to utilize desire to appear more similar.

 

 

(Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?)

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

(Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?)

 

For that statement, I believe that my cranium containing one of, if not my most, important organs in tact, is filled with incomprehensible knowledge that when put together, still will never be perceived in a logical manner.

 

I'll post another verbose meme tomorrow.

[Guest]

I insist that you abstain from applying electrical current to my being my male compatriot.

 

(Don't tase me bro!)

Edited January 20, 2012 by Guest

[KPM 288]

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