Ask Pinkamena Diane Pie

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

You guys don't know what I'm feeling!

You aren't my true friends!

I can prove it!

Ask me anything, and I'll tell you what's REALLY happening!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

What are you gonna do when your world falls apart and I'm there laughing about it?

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

Falls apart?! Ha! MY friends are forever, unlike YOU. True friendship lasts forever. It's too bad you ponies don't know what it is!

[DJShy 873]

I have to say it!

 

What happened to Rainbow Dash?

 

Why are these cupcakes so good?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What did you do with your sisters?

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

I have to say it!

 

What happened to Rainbow Dash?

 

Why are these cupcakes so good?

 

I've added a special ingredient..... Aren't they DELICIOUS?

 

What did you do with your sisters?

Those girls? I left them back at the farm, with my parents. They were holding me back... I hate them all.....

Edited December 27, 2012 by Doctor-Whooves

[DJShy 873]

What would be your worst nightmare?

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

What would be your worst nightmare?

 

I couldn't stand it if my TRUE friends left. They're so supporting, and were there for me when my other friends stopped liking me. But I know that they'll never do that. They love me too much...

[DJShy 873]

I couldn't stand it if my TRUE friends left. They're so supporting, and were there for me when my other friends stopped liking me. But I know that they'll never do that. They love me too much...

Who are your true friends?

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

​ Definitely not you! My good friends Rocky, Madame le Flour, Sir Lintalot, and Mr. Turnip. They're all my friends, and I love them very much.

[DJShy 873]

You do know that they are just a pile of rocks, a bag of flour, a turnip, and a bucket, right?

[Doctor-Whooves 288]

Shut up! They're as real as you! I'd say they're MORE real! Madame le Flour has a long history in the French Pony government, Rocky has a master's degree in Geology from the University of Canterlot, Sir Lintalot has slain dragons from the Badlands, and Mr. Turnip has a wife and kids! Don't insult them!

[TwilizzleFoShizzle 95]

They seem like a nice bunch of people how did you meet them, exactly?

[Solace 407]

want to make cupcakes

[Dashie is best pony 9]

I'd love to help you with those "secret ingredients"

[Shining Wing 201]

You don't seem to be very happy, Pinkie. Want a hug? 

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

pinkie... You are nothing but a crazy foal who doesn't deserve to be the element of laughter or maybe you do... after all your ugly mug does make me laugh! Ha!

 

And one more thing i've heard of clones like you who've started to kill for pleasure, too bad i own a cloud fortress which normal earth ponies can't breach, especially since i have a millita being paid to guard me.

[RUBBAHFUIT 0]

Your friends are MINE! 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Pinky! i know youre in there somewhere! we can get help for you! We can save you! We can get have everypony in town smile for you if you want! Just untie me and don't make me into cupcakes!

Edited May 28, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[RUBBAHFUIT 0]

pinkie... You are nothing but a crazy foal who doesn't deserve to be the element of laughter or maybe you do... after all your ugly mug does make me laugh! Ha!

 

And one more thing i've heard of clones like you who've started to kill for pleasure, too bad i own a cloud fortress which normal earth ponies can't breach, especially since i have a millita being paid to guard me.

Your Fortress is MINE. 

 

pinkie... You are nothing but a crazy foal who doesn't deserve to be the element of laughter or maybe you do... after all your ugly mug does make me laugh! Ha!

 

And one more thing i've heard of clones like you who've started to kill for pleasure, too bad i own a cloud fortress which normal earth ponies can't breach, especially since i have a millita being paid to guard me.

Your Fortress is MINE! 

[Steve 290]

do you even lift?