The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I would destroy you with the power of friendship and love!

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Soap bubbles. 

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

I give you... BAKING POWDER!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd bribe you with confectionery treats. 

[Star Racer 198]

Hmm...dunno.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Spam Down+Back+4, 2 until he's K.O.

Edited June 11, 2015 by Cake Senpai

[Denim&Venöm 18,897]

By proposing a philosophical paradox that results in a lapse of reasoning

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

By using myself. I can eat my own kind if I have to.

[Star Racer 198]

By giving the ghosts steroids.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

By biting off your head and ripping the rest of your body and eating your heart, liver, lungs, gallbladder, and washing it down with blood.

[Star Racer 198]

Hey! Only I am allowed to come up with somwthing that twisted!

For that, i beat you to death....with a horse!!!

[mars 4,862]

spam punch u probably
aka how i defeat all bosses

also known as why i can't get anywhere in gaming

[Star Racer 198]

Spam all the medium difficulty combos and specials.

Aka, me raging in Mortal Kombat.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

With Dr. Mario. He's hard to beat.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

A poltergeist.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Send you to the moon...somehow.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

*Tells Somepony who is capable of giving a cutie mark to give you a cutie mark*

[LittleMac 3,085]

Up, Up, Down, Down, B, A, Start

[Star Racer 198]

Be Mike Tyson for the first 30 seconds of the round.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Kill a Yvetel.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Grab a blanket that is either pink, red, blue or orange, cover myself up so I look like a ghost, then touch you.

[Star Racer 198]

....one does not simply, "defeat" Sweetie Belle...

Edited June 11, 2015 by Stat Razer

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Kill it with cuteness!!!

 

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

Hack the game, put in an offering, and hope that they will accept the offer.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

No Idea.Probably L L Left,L L Right,Triangle Circle first.*Uses cannon to shoot*

I bet nobody knows what im talking about ;-;