The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

I'LL JUST NEED TO STOLE TWILIGHT FROM HIM ! THE SADNESS GROWING IN HIS HEART SHOULD KILL HIM !
MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,422]

With a TOMB STONE PILEDRIVER!!!!

Wait, that's that other guy.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE !

[Summer Breeze 2,527]

Summer uses flirt! It's not very effective!

Summer keeps using flirt!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Summer Breeze said:

Summer uses flirt! It's not very effective!

Summer keeps using flirt!

The adorabeaties, It's killing me

 

**dies**

23 hours ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

I'LL JUST NEED TO STOLE TWILIGHT FROM HIM ! THE SADNESS GROWING IN HIS HEART SHOULD KILL HIM !
MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

**dark voice** you DARE hurt Twily and you will never breathe again, Clear!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

15 minutes ago, Summer Breeze said:

It's not very effective!

Do not underestimate yourself   chérie

Kill @Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread with a minigun !

[Deae Rising Shine~ 54,731]

*Throws nuke*

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Oh! I love this question.

Lets see, unicorn. Probably some kind of magic duel or spell battle. If the player is an earth pony or pegasi than it would involve getting close enough to do damage. Either that or a kind of dialogue boss.

Now “do me! Do me!”

Edited February 13, 2018 by Steel Accord

[Will Guide 21,358]

13 minutes ago, Steel Accord said:

Oh! I love this question.

Lets see, unicorn. Probably some kind of magic duel or spell battle. If the player is an earth pony or pegasi than it would involve getting close enough to do damage. Either that or a kind of dialogue boss.

Now “do me! Do me!”

Being a Changeling, I'd like to imitate you and we'd have a Shadow Match like Link vs. Dark Link in OOT.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Being a Changeling, I'd like to imitate you and we'd have a Shadow Match like Link vs. Dark Link in OOT.

Oh that would be so frickin' cool! (Next person can skip me and do WiiGuy.)

[Sylvester 350]

1 hour ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Being a Changeling, I'd like to imitate you and we'd have a Shadow Match like Link vs. Dark Link in OOT.

I defeat @WiiGuy2014 by spontaneously combusting.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

I defeat Sylvester by recruiting Tweety Bird.

[Vocal Analyst 665]

Throw a brick and hope for the best.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

WHERE IS MY FLAME-THROWER ????

[Deae Rising Shine~ 54,731]

Here! *Burns him*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Kill him with magic of friendship !

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the best way to defeat your enemy, is to befriend them. So.

Spoiler

 

 

[Altastrofae 933]

2 minutes ago, Dirty Filthy Muggle-borns said:

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the best way to defeat your enemy, is to befriend them. So.

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I will first try cuddles 

If that doesnt work, then I rip your slime body to bits and feed them to the dog 

Edited February 22, 2018 by CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Dirty Filthy Muggle-borns said:

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the best way to defeat your enemy, is to befriend them. So.

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LYRA, I CHOOSE YOU

Lyra later does this to the slime...

 

Just now, CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans said:

I will first try cuddles 

If thatt doesnt work, then I rip your slime body to bits and feed them to the dog 

Set my waifu~ launcher to Luna mode and aim it to @CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans then shoot my waifu~ launcher with Luna going out of it.

[Altastrofae 933]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

LYRA, I CHOOSE YOU

Lyra later does this to the slime...

 

Set my waifu~ launcher to Luna mode and aim it to @CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans then shoot my waifu~ launcher with Luna going out of it.

BEST WAY TO DIE

set waifu-tomic bomb to Twilight mode, and drop on the city of Waifushima!

[Lights Action 476]

SEND IN THE ARCHAEOLOGISTS! AND ADD IN SOME FORENSIC SCIENTISTS!
  

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans said:

BEST WAY TO DIE

set waifu-tomic bomb to Twilight mode, and drop on the city of Waifushima!

BEST WAY TO DIE.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

I would make a comment about referring to bread with dwarfism in a mocking manner.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Lights Action said:

SEND IN THE ARCHAEOLOGISTS! AND ADD IN SOME FORENSIC SCIENTISTS!
  

I'll be fine, if you haven't noticed you are a BLANK FLANKS

Just now, Pr0m4NV14 said:

I would make a comment about referring to bread with dwarfism in a mocking manner.

I'd drink the coffee

[Titans08Mariota 763]

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbreadtakes the snap.. rolling out- hit hard at the 43!! It's a fumble!! Picked up by Williamson. Down to the 30, the 20, the 10.. TOUCHDOWN TITANS!!! 57 Yard return!!! 

That's how I'd beat you. (READ IN ANNOUNCER VOICE!! TRUST ME ITS FUN!!!)

Edited February 22, 2018 by Titans08Mariota