Too Much Of A Good Thing

[Jack Durango 119]

...is a bad thing. You've heard the expression before, and if it's been directed at you, it can seem wise at first, annoying later.

 

Here's how this works: The user above you says something they like at the end of their post. You then tell in your post how too much of that thing they like ends up affecting them negatively or ruins their life (e.g. makes them fat, depressed, kills them, someone or something attacks them because of it, etc.) The more creative you are in making too much of the good thing bad for that person, the funnier!

 

Example:

I really like Krispy Kreme donuts.

 

You become addicted, eating them every day. As a result, you grow obese. You are all alone with your donuts.

 

 

Make sure you mention something you like at the end of your post! I'll start off:

 

I really like listening to rock music.

[DJShy 914]

You become so obsessed, that your eyes explode from the loud music.

 

 

 

I like playing Pokemon games.

[Jack Durango 119]

You want to become the very best. So you set out in your Pokemon trainer garb to capture one of the rarest Pokemon: the President of the United States! You go to a parade and throw a Pokeball at his head--it's no use, he escapes. This is considered an attempted assassination, and you are sent to prison for life.

 

I like Tortilla chips.

Edited January 1, 2013 by Jack Durango

[Rocco 567]

you become addicted to them and just like with heroin you need more and more to satiate your cravings for the little triangle dragons. you soon have to inhale the chips at such a alarming rate that you have a complete disregard for your mouths own safety and it becomes so eviscerated you bleed out and die....

 

 

gawd this should be easy, your welcome who ever does me

 

i like guns 

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

As your collection of guns grows, so does your desire to use them.  Thus begins your crusade against the squirrels which have plagued your lawn for so very long.  Your heart may be true, but your aim is weak (clouded by your impatience to see the squirrel's bloody corpses, and it also doesn't help that you're using a fully automatic weapon), and so much lead is pumped into the lawn that it becomes infertile for the next 1000 years.  That is not all though.  The squirrels convene and attempt to make a truce with you.  You see them coming, but since you don't speak squirrel, you have no idea that they wish for peace.  Seeing easy targets, you eliminate them.  However, the squirrel you assassinated was not just any squirrel, it was the king squirrel's only son.  The king goes insane and declares war on humanity.  The humans are taken by surprise, fall almost immediately.  We become slaves to the squirrels for 236 years, until a band of humans rises up.  In an attempt to end the squirrels once and for all they unleash a nuclear apocalypse (on the premise that planet without life is better than a planet ruled by the squirrels).  Now devoid of life, the earth becomes depressed and collides with the Sun.

 

I like orchestral music.

Edited January 2, 2013 by antismurf9001

[Jack Durango 119]

You listen to orchestral music. A lot. Eventually, you begin to hear tiny, subtle blips in the music. Were those there before? As day turns to night, and night to day, you lose track of time as your ears detect more and more blips. Stringing them together, your sleep-deprived mind begins making out conversations between the original composers of the music and yourself. Mozart and Beethoven are arguing constantly, and Haydn talks of catching a boat back to Austria. That's impossible, you think, but you can't tell him that; he'll hate you for it! As the voices grow louder, the music less joyful, and the pressure to create the perfect composition adds up, you cut off your own ears, so that you may finally think straight.

 

I've always had a profound interest in dinosaurs.

[TheDayTerror 3]

You visit a real-life Jurassic Park when it opens up in the future. You step out of the car to take a better picture of the dinosaurs, but your shoe is untied and you trip, sending you stumbling into 10,000 volts of electrical fence.

 

I absolutely adore Fluttershy <3

[Yes-Man 597]

You soon build a shrine to her in your closet and eventually "marry" her in front of all your friends and family.

 

I love Fallout.

Edited January 3, 2013 by Yes_Man234

[FeelFreeToBuyThisOxymoron 0]

I love Fallout.

VATS mode is great. Next video game you play, you're facing a powerful enemy- Wait what where's the VATS mode? Wait, no, wait give me a second i forgot just hold on what the FUUUUUU--

*boomheadshotdoublekillesplodedsandvichAchievementUnlockedTROLOLOLOLumadbro?* All while the enemy is dancing on your dead body:

 

 

I like examining social dynamics

[Moon Rat 4,772]

You will become TOO dynamically social :V

 

 

I like being swallowed by Princess Luna

Edited January 3, 2013 by ~ds8~

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

You are digested, absorbed for nutrients and/wherewith remains are pooped out by Luna.

 

I like to hold small cottonballs.