The Corrupted Wish Game

[Erza 581]

Granted, meteor killed you!

I wish that Egypt had a fair president.

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

Granted, however he is promptly assassinated and an authoritarian fascist regime is installed.

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Edited January 8, 2013 by Archi

[Erza 581]

Granted, Time freeze!

I wish that i had an xbox 360 or ps3

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but they light on fire.

 

 

I wish for a drink of water.

[Erza 581]

granted, all pure water is gone!

I wish that i teleport my self to equestria!

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but a simple cold you bring along causes a plauge in Equestria.

 

 

I wish the government was better than this.

[Erza 581]

Granted, you have a new dictator now!

i wish that discord was vanished from equestria.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but then Hitler replaces him.

 

 

I wish I was the all ruling Dictator of the universe.

[Zarathelycan123 9]

Granted, but now it broke to a thousand pieces 

 

 

 

 

I wish the pegasus ponies didnt hate me or despise me   <_<

[Erza 581]

Granted, Then all universe creatures will make revolution against you then you get executed!

I wish that i had an iphone 5!

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Granted. They now condemn you as a heretic.

 

My wish has been negated. Have a nice day.

[Zarathelycan123 9]

.... What does heretic mean? 

 

 

 

I wish the pegasus ponies thought I was awesome

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but it is a stolen prototype, so Apple breaks into your house and takes all your sruff.

I wish for another changeling episode.

[Erza 581]

Granted, They canceled MLP!

I wish if i had something to ask.

Edited January 8, 2013 by DoomPony

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. They think the letter I is awesome. They still don't like you.

 

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich WITHOUT wonder bread.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you get no bread at all!

 

I wish Discord wasn't defeated so easily.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now he wants to fight you on live television and you're screwed.

 

I wish I hadn't left my math homework inside my book which is still in my locker.

[DJShy 873]

Granted.

 

Your book is in your house, but now you are stuck in the locker and your lock is broken so now it won't go down.

 

I wish for the cutist Fluttershy picture ever.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but it's rule 34 AND 63... have fun with that.

 

I wish I had something to do right now...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you can spend your time crying over your blank flank.

 

I wish I hadn't thought about 63/34 fluttershy.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but now you are running for your life from giant pythons.

 

I wish for a date with Fluttershy.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but those giant pythons I was running from are now chasing you and fluttershy passed out before she could stop them.

 

I wish grape juice didn't SUCK so much.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, it sucks even more.

 

I wish I had ice cream that tasted good no matter what.

[Lightning Dasher 149]

Granted, but you get frost bite on your tongue and lose it beause of that.

 

I wish I had a loop hole to make sure any wish I made couldn't be ruined in the possibility I get an opportunity for another wish.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted. However, that "some thing" is an inanimate object and it can never answer your questions.

 

 

I wish I had all the whiskey in the world