The Corrupted Wish Game

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but your non-ninjaing (that's a word right?) causes me to stop being blind.

 

I wish we could live together in peace on the moon.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but together we are lost on the moon...

 

I wish My Little Dashie would stop getting so much praise.

Edited January 13, 2013 by ThatSpiritofChaos

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but that causes people to start reading conversion bureau stories, soon all are calling for the death of celestia.

 

I wish people would stop trying to kill celestia.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so they start trying to kill luna instead, and YOU gotta help us! (hotel mario anybody?)

 

I wish People would stop trying to kill luna.

[Erza 581]

Granted, but they will try to kill you instead.

i wish that corrupt wish game would over.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but something can't "over" so you don't make much sense.

 

I wish I didn't splash coffee in my rage laser eyes, now their bucking broken and I have no way to fight off those people trying to kill me. Although I do have some of that "orange hole" juice canned up somewhere, and a couple lighters from that Marley party the other day. Say, does anypony have a gas mask I can borrow?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.However it will over instead of over.

 

I wish I could sing like Frank Sinatra.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but he died. Dead people suck at singing. Also, you got ninja'd.

 

I wish Frank Sinatra didn't die so your bucking voice wouldn't sound like a dead swing musician.

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Ridiculously awesome stuff

 

Curious, what happens if you get ninja'd?  I imagine it would be disappointing.

 

Granted, but that means he's 97 years old, so he still sounds like a dead swing musician.

 

I wish that the next poster would explain the plot so far, because I'm starting to get lost.

[Colt 555]

Granted "Nope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope NopeNope Nope"

 

I wish I was the emperor of a small island

[Erza 581]

granted, now they are protesting against you because they demand to be democratic island.

I wish that someone kill justin bieber already!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, without Beiber, the little girls had to listen to one direction, which killed them. Now there's no females on the planet to reproduce with and it's also your faoult doompony! (hence your name)

 

I wish GIVE ME ALL YOUR FRIENDCHIPS.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, however friendship= being shot with a particle cannon, enjoy!

 

I wish one direction didn't kill the women

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so it kills everyponys TVs and radios. Now with no tv or radio networks to keep ourselves entertained with, everybody moves to the moon and dies in revolution over the extremely high rent which SOMEPONY'S been trying to raise to save up for an army of mercenaries to shoot up Mars. Now there's no women, men, or in between.

 

I wish you didn't restart your business and raise the rent, earth is overrun with scary woodland creatures and Fluttershy hasn't taught me enough to tame them

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but without my company the economy crashes and they have to shut down the national parks, leaving Fluttershy sad (see?)

 

I wish that all the TVs/radios/internet/etc... would come back.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but they were never really gone, hence your wish is voided.

 

 

I wish for King Sombra to be able to speak correctly.

[The Stranger 812]

Granted but he starts confessing his love for you. 

 

I wish I had unlimited stamina.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but it comes at the cost of having zero strength.

 

I wish I knew what Secret Person's avatar was supposed to be

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TR- just kidding. Knowing what his avatar was supposed to be made your brain explode from overwhelming...ness of knowledge. The explosion caused a crack in the moon, so now Luna gets made fun of because her "moon" has a crack in it and now she's depressed.

 

I wish Luna would cheer up.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but in her happiness she buys every house I am currently selling, at a 9000% markup...

 

I wish I had something to do with all this money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you try to burn it for fun. But you're on the moon so there's no fire, and you've now become depressed. When Luna sees you try to burn all the money, she get's mad and gets a refund. Now you have 400 houses, no money, depression, and 1 bullet for the gun Luna left in one of the houses after moving. So you try killing yourself and it doesn't work because the lack of gravity sends the gun flying out of your hand when it fires, sending the bullet into the decompression chamber of your house, which then implodes from not having a decompression chamber. Mean while in Russia, spaceships are going up to Mars to try and return some of the brainwashed Jersey "bruhs" to Italy so that Italy will go on a date with Russia. After looking heroic, Russia and Italy fall in love and have babies. These babies are buff as jersey teens, badass as Russian... people, and are better armed and better shots with Aks than first recon american snipers. Italy's still mad at you guys, so they send their Russierseylian children to attack the moon. At least you don't have to worry about killing yourself now.

 

I wish I had a camera so I could record all the crap that's going on between Italy, Jersey, and the Moon so I could put it on youtube.

[Stovebolt 14]

Granted, but above poster is blind.

 

I wish I was a Makuta.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, you start your camera recording just as we unveil our secret weapon, the fuzzy bunny cannon. It fires fuzzy bunnies that are genetically modified to destroy anything with an origin from Russia or Italy, preferably both.

 

There are no survivors.

 

you: "but I was filming!"

Me: "NO SURVIVORS, at least I had something to use that bullet on."

 

I wish Luna didn't leave... she always paid on time.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so she comes back right before the invasion. As soon as she gets settled into a house (she buys only one) she realizes that she had been living on the moon for 1000 years and already had a home there. She gets a refund (thats twice now) and goes back to her old home. There, she looks through her old "get revenge on my sister for banishing me to the moon" files on her computer, and converts one of them involving alot of jello pudding, to retake the moon. When you're about to shoot me for recording, her pudding cannon fires and hits you square in the face. She then uses it to get the fuzzy bunnys fur coats all sticky and they start licking themselves in an attempt to get it off, but they all die from diabetes because the pudding was really high fat.

 

I wish Luna could've fired fish vodka scent bombs out of her cannon to distract the imvaders (the fish scent makes them think theres a snookie near by, and the vodkas self explanatory) so she could use that big boot I bought from you earlier to kick you without getting 7.62s fired at her from fist pumping drunkards.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but the bunnies reverse-engineer the bombs, creating an antiserum that prevents only those loyal to me, creating an army of heavily armed guido shock troops supported by the earlier peach homeless zombies. (Over planning is the only valid strategy here at Lunar Knight real estate)

 

I wish everyone on the moon could just live in peace.