The Corrupted Wish Game

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted. Now it's more depressing and true. 

I wish for cancer to be cured

Edited January 22, 2013 by 20%CoolerMuffins

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you have to donate your left leg to science first.

 

I wish that I didn't have to do Science exams. And that text would justify properly on this forum app I'm using.

Edited January 22, 2013 by RainbowIzumi

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, you have to have science experiements preformed on you.

 

I wish english wasn't such a hard class.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, it's now patronisingly easy to the point that it's boring.

 

 

I wish that schools would teach more languages.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but they only teach esperanto and arabic now... have a good time on every watch list known to man!

 

I wish I would get the inspiration to work on my fanfic.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

You do, but it turns out horrible.

 

I wish that Derpy was real.

[Starshine101 3]

Derpy becomes real, but she destroys your house.

 

I wish that I had a muffin.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

GRANTED IT'S MADE OUT OF DUCKS, POOR INNOCENT BABY DUCKS

 

 

I WISH I WAS A PIRATE :VV

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but you can't do what you want... nor are you free.

 

I wish my fanfic didn't turn out badly.

[Jon the VGNerd 879]

Granted, but you'll end up making it worse the next day.

 

I wish for a teleporter.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you end up teleporting inside a wall.

 

I wish I has no school tomorrow.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. Your teacher bombs your house.

 

I wish my house wasn't destroyed.

[Starshine101 3]

Granted. It disappears into thin air.

 

I wish I was a Pegasus.

[Jon the VGNerd 879]

Granted, but your hooves, mane and tail will be replaced with wings.

 

I wish for a racing car.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. It's broken.

 

I wish my house wasn't on fire

[Starshine101 3]

Granted. It's already burnt to ashes.

 

I wish for a chocolate muffin.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. It's filled with worms.

 

I wish my house was in space.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but you are a renter from my moon real-estate empire (read the earlier pages to understand).

 

I wish for a taco.

[Starshine101 3]

Granted. It is in an empty space with no muffins.

 

I wish for a muffin.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, enjoy your cyanide muffins.

 

I wish I knew what I was doing right now.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted. You are giving me your moon empire.

 

I wish I had popcorn to eat during my movie night in the moon empire you gave me.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but I forgot to pay the cable bill, so no movie night for you, out of boredom you give me my moon empire back.

 

I wish I had cable right now.

[DerpyRulesEquestria 6]

Granted, but you need to give your moon empire to me to get it.

 

I wish you loved worm muffins.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, I love them so much that I give you them instead of my moon empire for cable...

 

I wish I knew how to make moon fish tacos.

[crazitaco 596]

granted, but i find moon fish tacos offensive, so i destroy them.

 

i wish my wish is uncorruptable

Edited January 22, 2013 by crazitaco