hawkflame 3,310 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 Granted. Because you flunkedout of your classes. I wish I had my programming assignment finished. Sig by Thunderstorm Check out my Rarity fansite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 Granted, you get an F. I wish people didn't expect so much from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 Granted, you are now on welfare. I wish for the alicorn amulet. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 Granted but you never said you wished to wear it, so as soon as it appears I shoot it out of your hand with the temporary horn I borrowed from the local magic shop where trixie bought her first alicorn omelette. I wish that emoticons weren't so overused. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 (edited) Granted, now everypony is a robot. MT wishes to WEAR the alicorn amulet. (What now son?!?) Edited February 14, 2013 by Muffin Thief Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted, but it was made out of cardboard and glitter.I wish for a real Wreck-It Ralph game. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted, but it costs $1,000000000000000000 I wish Spongebob was still funny. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted, but TV's too mainstream so the hipsters of America are now on a rampage destroying every TV signal station left in the world. No more spongebob, or ponies. I wish I could skip school today and start vacation early. 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted, but while your gone Discord, NMM, Parasprites, Bully Babs Seed, Gilda, Sombre, Trixie, Ninjas, Godzilla all attack your school while the president is giving a speech about you.I wish for that to happen at my school. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted, but Babs has a crush on you that everyone finds creepy. I wish for world domination. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 15, 2013 Share February 15, 2013 Granted but you cheated at Risk and I must now flip the table! -Flips-I wish I could name my future twin children Megatron and Optimus Prime but Optimus is slightly older then Megaton and the popular over achiever whose on the varcity basketball team and Megatron is the skateboarding, emo, hates everybody type despite having a nice house and luxuries most kids don't have. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but megatron was mad at the world (bucking emo jokes) so he joined Muffin Thief, so I knocked his plot out and stuck him in the crystal caves to die. Optimus Prime gets depressed and ruins his future through drugs and acting like an emo kid, so now your robotic children have been defeated. *pulls out emp grenade* want me to finish them for you? I wish I could go shooting in the next week. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but you have a criminal record and not allowed on the course.I wish Optimus would go to rehab and get clean. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but there he meets another lady and they fall in love, so when he's clean, they go on a date together. On that date, several mugs of Big Mac's favorite hard cider were consumed. Well, consumed by the girl, optimus stayed sober the whole time. But he was asian so when he tried driving her home he crashed his car into a ladybug, killing both of them. Don't worry, ladybug was safe. I wish I didn't have to pee REALLY badly right now. 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted but because of this you develope erectile pee dysfunction and your penis becomes useless.I wish I could revive Optimus from the recycling bin in the sky. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFox 82 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but you are so afraid of the movies you can't stand to enter the room. I wish I could be 10 years old again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted. You are now 10 years old and everybody's wondering how, and eventually you get mauled to death by the media. I wish I wasn't hungry as shit right now. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but to do that I have to make my penis un-useless again and slap the bin with it so he falls out of the sky. Not the best wish. I wish I could go to a firing range today. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but you still have your criminal record.I wish I could adopt a baby name him Bane and adopt another slightly older baby and name him Batman. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but they always fight like jackasses and Bane blows up everything, killing both babies. I wish your children weren't so damn badly bought up golgo. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but now I become boring.I wish my sons were named Cain and Abel. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but you feast on shit which is disturbing.I wish I could do the insanity work out without dying. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but I don't know who those characters are. And because I have a King George the third style narcissism disorder, if I don't understand it, it has to die. I wish the Equestria.TV stream wasn't flooded with users. 136 is enough to completely kill the stream if Marco does something stupid. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted but instead of users it's filled with Parasprites.I wish Leather would keep calm and flutter on Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Granted, but MT's life is 20% lamer. MT wishes for cider. Good, non poisoned cider. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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