The Corrupted Wish Game

[hawkflame 3,310]

Granted. Because you flunkedout of your classes.

 

I wish I had my programming assignment finished.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted, you get an F.

 

I wish people didn't expect so much from me.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, you are now on welfare.

I wish for the alicorn amulet.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted but you never said you wished to wear it, so as soon as it appears I shoot it out of your hand with the temporary horn I borrowed from the local magic shop where trixie bought her first alicorn omelette.

 

I wish that emoticons weren't so overused.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, now everypony is a robot.

MT wishes to WEAR the alicorn amulet. (What now son?!?)

Edited February 14, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but it was made out of cardboard and glitter.

I wish for a real Wreck-It Ralph game.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but it costs $1,000000000000000000

 

I wish Spongebob was still funny.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but TV's too mainstream so the hipsters of America are now on a rampage destroying every TV signal station left in the world. No more spongebob, or ponies.

 

I wish I could skip school today and start vacation early.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but while your gone Discord, NMM, Parasprites, Bully Babs Seed, Gilda, Sombre, Trixie, Ninjas, Godzilla all attack your school while the president is giving  a speech about you.

I wish for that to happen at my school.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but Babs has a crush on you that everyone finds creepy.

I wish for world domination.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you cheated at Risk and I must now flip the table! -Flips-

I wish I could name my future twin children Megatron and Optimus Prime but Optimus is slightly older then Megaton and the popular over achiever whose on the varcity basketball team and Megatron is the skateboarding, emo, hates everybody type despite having a nice house and luxuries most kids don't have.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but megatron was mad at the world (bucking emo jokes) so he joined Muffin Thief, so I knocked his plot out and stuck him in the crystal caves to die. Optimus Prime gets depressed and ruins his future through drugs and acting like an emo kid, so now your robotic children have been defeated. *pulls out emp grenade* want me to finish them for you?

 

I wish I could go shooting in the next week.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you have a criminal record and not allowed on the course.


I wish Optimus would go to rehab and get clean.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but there he meets another lady and they fall in love, so when he's clean, they go on a date together. On that date, several mugs of Big Mac's favorite hard cider were consumed. Well, consumed by the girl, optimus stayed sober the whole time. But he was asian so when he tried driving her home he crashed his car into a ladybug, killing both of them. Don't worry, ladybug was safe.

 

I wish I didn't have to pee REALLY badly right now.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but because of this you develope erectile pee dysfunction and your penis becomes useless.

I wish I could revive Optimus from the recycling bin in the sky.

[FireFox 82]

Granted, but you are so afraid of the movies you can't stand to enter the room.

 

I wish I could be 10 years old again.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You are now 10 years old and everybody's wondering how, and eventually you get mauled to death by the media.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry as shit right now.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but to do that I have to make my penis un-useless again and slap the bin with it so he falls out of the sky. Not the best wish.

 

I wish I could go to a firing range today.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you still have your criminal record.


I wish I could adopt a baby name him Bane and adopt another slightly older baby and name him Batman.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they always fight like jackasses and Bane blows up everything, killing both babies.

 

I wish your children weren't so damn badly bought up golgo.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but now I become boring.


I wish my sons were named Cain and Abel.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you feast on shit which is disturbing.


I wish I could do the insanity work out without dying.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I don't know who those characters are. And because I have a King George the third style narcissism disorder, if I don't understand it, it has to die.

 

I wish the Equestria.TV stream wasn't flooded with users. 136 is enough to completely kill the stream if Marco does something stupid.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but instead of users it's filled with Parasprites.


I wish Leather would keep calm and flutter on

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but MT's life is 20% lamer.

MT wishes for cider. Good, non poisoned cider.