The Corrupted Wish Game

[not_a_name 53]

Granted, but you lasted 5 seconds before killing yourself with your sword.

 

I wish that all wishes i wish will not be corrupt.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fair enough. You make innocent wishes with pure intent. Shame they all end up being corrupted!

 

I wish dear fellows, that you would all stop trying to break the cycle and accept that your wishes are to backfire on you.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but that doesn't stop people wishing.

 

 

I wish that everyone except had one completely incorruptible wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

WISH DENIED! I ask Discord to drive you mad! You end up drooling insane, in a straightjacket, in a padded room! I then tickle your nose until doomsday!

I wish I had an unlimited source of diesel for my car.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

WISH DENIED! This is the CORRUPT a wish game, so this is retribution for your breaking the rules! (evil laugh)!!!!

 

 

I wish that I had The Power.

Edited April 22, 2013 by Rainbow Izumi

[Midnight Seeker 302]

 

You get this running through your head, 24/7.

 

I wish for the power of The Darkness!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but when you wake up you look like this.



I wish for a muffin thief voodoo doll.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but it turns out to be possessed by the evil spirit.

 

I wish Invader Zim wasn't cancelled.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it takes two years to have another season come out. And you spend that two years staring at a virtual clock, which then burns your eyes out.

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted, there is no wish to be granted, hence you wasted a wish

 

I wish for old spice, nothing more.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, POTATO CHIPS

 

 

i wish for Derpy to be a real pony that gives away free muffins to everyone

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted, but the muffins have been tainted making everyone have dero eyes

 

I wish for more bread, for I am hungry now

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, its poison bread

 

i wish for a candy mountain

 

 

 

HEY CHARLEY 

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted, you are now charley who will be taken to candy mountain...you know whats happens thereafter

 

I wish for a cellphone (I live under a rock people, its true)

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, rock falls and crushes you to death

 

i wish the pink and blue unicorns were dead

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted but 2 more come by and it begins all over again

 

I wish for more books~! <3

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, books are evil and kill you

 

i wish for DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted, deep down you opposed yourself  the most and died first, no one else died for you were ded and no one opposes dead people

 

I wish for rocks, why...cause i have a few, but more is needed...I want things....want

[Blitz 127]

Granted, but by some turn of events, rocks end up getting hurled upon you by a giant koala.

 

I wish that I could leave the internet for more than a few hours but still return later. :/

Edited April 23, 2013 by Blitz

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, your internet cuts out at precisely 8:00 AM and comes back online at 12:00.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more motivation to do revision.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but once you finish, you realize that you already took the tests to what you studied.

 

I wish I could play le guitar like Santana.

[Toxic Widow 62]

Granted, but then the guitar learns to play you and you die from guitar assault.

 

I wish I was a Time Lord.

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

Granted, but once you can only go forward in time.

 

I wish i had working, above-average computer.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted. But the computer has an intelligence of it's own, and goes rogue. It conquers the world, but unfortunately  it accidentally downloads a virus. Now it's slow and laggy.

 

I wish for a pickle.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's a just a cucumber with bad acne

I wish I could lol at everything.