The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. All you can say is Lol. You drive away friends and family, become unable to hold down a job, and die poor, penniless, cold and alone. At least you die as you lived. Lol.

 

 

I wish I had a droid to do my cleaning and tiding for me.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's a buggy prototype that requires maintenance every 5 minutes.

 

 

 

I wish for £17,283.49 exactly.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are given £17,283.49. After you spend it all on gummy bears, you are asked to pay all of it back (plus 2674% interest). Failure to do so? Lucky for you we have a side business in . . . well . . . you can't be using all of your internal organs, can you?

 

I wish for a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie that isn't a soulless and boring waste of time.

[Toxic Widow 62]

Granted, but the movie is a documentary on what happened to you.

 

 

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You should've wished for a key.

 

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but he won and then did a fatality on you.

 

I wish red-shirts get character development before they die.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but what the buck does that mean

 

I wish I could take these stupid braces off

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted. All your teeth get pulled out of your mouth in the process.

 

 

I wish I lived right next door to Lauren Faust (the Lauren Faust).

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you don't realise this until she moves out.

 

 

I wish that I had more forum fame.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but that's your only 15 seconds of fame.

 

I wish I was less ignorant.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, you become hyper aware of everything thats happening all at once and it drives you insane.

 

I wish for Season 4.

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[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, then when season 4 ends you have to wait another 5 or 6 months.

 

I wish we had something to eat.

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, you win an unlimited supply of rocky mountain oysters.

 

I wish I had a bass cannon.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but its a non working replica with bad speakers that cut out when you go over volume 5

 

I wish I had a obedient pet wolf

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, but it only listens to Russian commands and does the opposite of what you commanded.

 

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

Granted, but you can only shift in to a bucket of water.

 

I wish I could eat anything and never get sick.

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, but the excess waste and toxins ooze out of your pores.

 

I wish I could hear sign language.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but you can't see it.

 

I wish i could speak Korean.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you're captured and accused of being a spy.

 

 

 

I wish for the ability to create clones of myself, all of which are of a hive-mind, Me Prime included in this hive mind.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get exactly what you wished for. However, your mind cannot handle being spread through so many different bodies. You keep asexually creating more versions of yourself, but the pain of doing this constantly with your prime body drives you insane. Your clones are worthless, and in fact make everything worse as they overwhelm your conscious mind with far too much information.

 

You end up as in a catatonic hell of pain and madness. While this happens, I steal your stuff and pawn it. And I doodle on your face with black marker. Then I set one of your clones on fire and dump another in a freezer.

 

And I leave an iPod on you with an infinite power source and the greatest hits of Abba and the Spice Girls, as well as Howler Monkey mating cries.

 

 

I wish I where a Jedi Knight.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, but you end up making an Anakin of yourself because you're older than an infant.

 

I wish I could regrow limbs.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Let me cut off a few for you.

 

I wish I had a hacksaw to do the above verbalization.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, but is a child's toy hacksaw and therefore made of plastic.

 

I wish for copious amounts of CHEESE!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's all melted and 'orrible.

 

 

 

I wish for copious amounts of ANIME.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. . . . .it's all of a. . . . . . . slimly . . . .  . Slightly illegal . . . . . tentacle based . . . . . I'll let you imagine the rest.
And you get to watch all of it. It will take you a few weeks of non stop viewing, so we better get you comfy. Like this

 

 

I wish I had some control over time and space.